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8 Halloween Costumes Sure To Piss Everyone Off

doubleviking.com — For all the sick bastards out there...8 costume ideas that are sure to stop any Halloween celebration you attend in its tracks (because people are steaming mad).

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 30, 2007

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  • Wonkanobi, on 11/11/2007, -14/+1991) Dress as a plane
    2) Have two friends dress as the World Trade Center towers
    3) "Fly" into them all night
  • DiggRyan24, on 11/13/2007, -16/+195No. 9 - Princess Diana with a loose seatbelt
    No. 10 - San Diego Wildfire victim
  • Scira, on 11/11/2007, -12/+152I cant digg this any harder! + outfits to piss off digg.
    #11: Police officer with a worn out tazer.
    #12: RIAA lawyer.
  • jmgoody311, on 11/11/2007, -4/+131I wonder if I could go as Goatse...
  • JuStein, on 11/11/2007, -4/+110Buried for ***** photoshopping on the monk.

    How hard is it to beat the crap of a real monk and take a picture??

    Is that too much to ask??

    ..i guess so....
  • Unclekoolaid, on 11/11/2007, -1/+96I know a guy that was Superman in a wheelchair one year, people at the bar were freaking out when he got up to go to the bathroom.
  • JonnyTrombone, on 11/11/2007, -11/+98More like 8 things we looked up in Google Image Search and then threw above some crappy text.

    Lame.
  • internetcoward, on 11/11/2007, -2/+77As soon as my brother heard on the news about Chris Benoit, he said "I know what I am being for halloween" then began to choke me out. True story.
  • TruFan, on 10/31/2007, -2/+66i actually did that 2 years ago. i dressed in a suit with a superman shirt on underneath, hopped in a wheelchair complete with joystick duct-taped to the armrest and blow tube on my shoulder, and had people wheel me around. it wasn't well received by many.


    and yes, i am writing this response from hell.
  • stizz, on 10/31/2007, -0/+54At the height of the Anthrax letters scare, I was working in Mailroom at Amazon.com corporate offices. I personally delivered mail and packages to all the editors. That Halloween I wore a real biohazard suit that I had just ordered out of the 'safety catalog'. People freaked when I handed them their mail. I'm really not sure how I did not get fired.
  • inactive, on 11/11/2007, -0/+52Best get stretching, you don't have much time. But how are you going to trick people into looking at you?
  • aurorous, on 11/04/2007, -1/+45What about Michael Vick with a beat up dog?

    In Atlanta the costume would be very easy to get a hold of
  • SnowPuffKing, on 11/11/2007, -1/+45You could! And you wouldn't even have to take a bag with you for all of the candy.
  • drakenlot, on 10/31/2007, -4/+40Why are you burying him, he simply stated that doing that will be sure to piss others off, and you proved him right.
  • Coffeedemon, on 10/31/2007, -1/+36You only need to hang around the stores till someone throws out a couple refrigerator boxes.
  • shortydh76, on 11/01/2007, -0/+34North American Marlin Brando Look ALikes
  • MonarchWastxD, on 10/31/2007, -7/+38I am not an atheist, yet I am offended by your comment.
  • jiveturkeyblues, on 10/31/2007, -1/+30too soon?
  • KilGil27, on 11/13/2007, -1/+29I went as california. I taped a bunch of flames to myself, but people just assumed it meant gay, because there are a lot of gay people in California apparently
  • pathrw, on 10/31/2007, -7/+30Am I the only one who had to look up NAMBLA?
  • MicrosoftBob, on 10/31/2007, -0/+22Fired? You should've got a promotion.
  • merreborn, on 10/31/2007, -0/+20Several months ago. Every time something with "hot water" in the title, all the RSS users post about how confusing it was to see "ho****er" in their feed.
  • sleepwalkers, on 10/31/2007, -1/+19Oh I don't know, maybe to a Halloween party? Seeing as Halloween is in the middle of the week, many people have parties the weekend before (and probably the weekend after, even).
  • inactive, on 10/30/2007, -0/+17You seem to be lost,
    http://youtube.com/
  • inactive, on 10/31/2007, -1/+18no it's really me steve irwin
  • JuStein, on 10/31/2007, -3/+20Ummm.... Yeaaa.....

    You see.... it's just too soon for that kinda thing.....

    I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
  • EndersGame, on 10/31/2007, -3/+20I am going to be Rudy Giuliani for Hallooween.
  • dhVyse, on 10/31/2007, -6/+22Not funny. Her show is not funny. She is NOT FUNNY.
  • Dokument, on 10/31/2007, -3/+19when did they start replacing curse words with asterisks in the rss feeds?
  • DrGoofyBoots, on 10/31/2007, -1/+16one of my friends is going as a Jew and i am going as Hitler and I'm going to chase him around the school all day
  • humperdeath, on 11/03/2007, -1/+16#13: Steve Jobs meeting you on the street ... He needs coins to get a subway token. . . becase he carries NO CASH. The machine DOES NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS
  • fantasticFlan, on 11/04/2007, -0/+15Double the offense: put on black face and go as Vick.
  • adrenaline33, on 10/31/2007, -1/+16Oh well in that case, no costume.
  • mrfreeziexp, on 10/31/2007, -1/+15Whoa, you have a cool user name!
  • thebillgonadz, on 10/31/2007, -3/+17Halloween 2001 a few of my friends did that. The dirty looks they got from parents were some of the worst I've seen.
  • bossm4n, on 10/31/2007, -6/+2015. Jack Thompson
  • KnightWhoSaysNi, on 10/31/2007, -0/+13Now that is cool!
    (I'm talking about the girl with the smiley face)
  • limpits, on 10/31/2007, -1/+14guess you don't watch South Park.
  • inactive, on 10/31/2007, -6/+19With a sting-ray barb piercing the chest, forgot to add that.
  • N00F, on 11/13/2007, -1/+13Don't forget the "*****-MONSTER"
    http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/*****-monster-1- ...
    (Possibly NSFW)
  • noisician, on 10/31/2007, -2/+14i see what the costume means:

    pacifier in mouth - represents a childish need for comfort and reassurance from outside the self
    stick in the ass - represents prudishness and being up-tight

    he did say this was a religious costume, right?
  • ElectroBot, on 10/31/2007, -3/+15Better yet, Bush in a bright orange jumpsuit with chains around his hands and ankles.
  • SpaceDreamer, on 11/04/2007, -0/+12yep, I just googled NAMBLA. at the office.
    Thanks google for providing a summary of each website so that I didn't have to actually access NAMBLA's website.
  • Wartz, on 10/31/2007, -0/+11the idea isnt to be funny, witty, or even mildly clever. Its to piss someone off.
  • MicrosoftBob, on 10/31/2007, -2/+13ya think?
  • iheartjebus, on 10/31/2007, -5/+15I went as the WTC last year...
    Seriously, I had a nice box with drawing of windows and people and fire on it, and a model airplane that dangled from some fishing line. It was awesome, a few people refused to talk to me that night.
    My roommate went as an abortion doctor, with some warm, mushy peeled tomatoes in a bag and a bunch of coathangers.
  • doogie68, on 10/31/2007, -1/+11I'm in the same boat. Duggmirror got it:

    http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/8_Halloween_Cos ...
  • inactive, on 10/31/2007, -4/+14No.

    If we did that we'd end up arresting every Muslim, Sikh and ex-military white males (reference to Timothy Mcveigh).
  • Thorox, on 10/31/2007, -0/+9Looks like you got pissed WITHOUT anyone wearing the costume... mission accomplished.
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