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- vroom101, on 10/11/2007, -17/+520Grinding as an intro? PUH-LEEZE. What wrong with a face-to-face, look you in the eyes greeting like this: "Hi! the name is vroom101, that's pronounced VA-ROOM-one-oh-one, and I live at Digg.com via my Firefox browser on Linux FC5 Avenue. What's your name?"
- thatsmyaibo, on 10/11/2007, -15/+314The article forgot to mention that this survey was taken on Whore Island.
- newstart, on 10/11/2007, -23/+266dude, although your comment is funny, but it makes a geek life sound so sad
- Ninjab3ar, on 10/11/2007, -33/+26184% of women at night clubs have AIDS.
- hbweb500, on 10/11/2007, -14/+213Vroom is right. Plus we have better pickup lines:
Hey, I'd like to be your derivative so that I may lie tangent to your curves.
Or your integral so I could examine the space under them. - MackDiesel2010, on 10/11/2007, -6/+199When I go clubbing, the baby seals don't like it when I sneak up from behind either.
- unknownsoldierX, on 10/11/2007, -3/+191Hey, me too! How is she doing?
- SuperMoses, on 10/11/2007, -1/+188Let's analyze this data properly.
84% of the women surveyed met a new man from ass grinding
30% of the women approve grinding as an acceptable approach
70% did not approve of grinding
Apply Dr, Niceguy FinishesLast's theory that 90% of women mean the opposite of what they say:
30 * 0.9 = 27 of those who said they like grinding actually don't
70 * 0.9 = 63 of those who said they don't like grinding actually do.
Here are you totals folks:
66% of women accept grinding as an acceptable approach
34% do not.
This study was peer reviewed by members of the "This bitch is whack" community. - vroom101, on 10/11/2007, -11/+183@newstart, let me hasten to remove your pessimism: Check out the grammar, and the sentence structure, and the self-confidence, and the tech-savvy, and the courtesy -- geeks are sociable, know their etiquette, and have manners good enough for meetings and dinners with the kings and queens!
- Xanadude, on 10/11/2007, -6/+155I met your girlfriend like that, too.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -6/+129Chivalry's dead because those bitches killed it.
- GhostCow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+115I used to have long hair. Often when I would go to clubs, other guys would come and do this kind of ***** to me. Until I turned around and they saw the mustache.
I have since cut my hair, but still avoid clubs. - johnlandes, on 10/11/2007, -2/+116note for diggers:
touching != grabbing from behind and yelling honk - jobenly, on 10/11/2007, -3/+105"Jonathan Huber surveyed 143 women in clubs between the ages of 18 and 28 about what works when a man is trying to get their attention at a bar."
Women in clubs grind on men for attention?!? Why isn't this news BREAKING?!?!
In related news, people with nothing to say seem to have better luck getting dates in loud dance clubs. People with bad skin also report more success in clubs due to the dim lighting and prolific alcohol consumption.
Clubbing is great for meeting people... if you plan to do things with them that involve little talking and low lighting. - Scruffydan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+100I remember when saying you had TB was considered a bad thing
- idconvict, on 10/11/2007, -12/+97@gldfshnpcklejar
I think there might something seriously wrong with you - helinism, on 10/11/2007, -0/+80What the survey didn't say was how much the women had drunk! Beer goggles are universal you know...
- Loonacy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+76"I don't want their STD's. Besides I already had one for 6 years "
Classic. - kcpwnsgman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+73Oh damn, I was going to go to the local supermarket and try that...
- jgee, on 10/11/2007, -2/+71"Another startling finding in the survey is 3.5% of the women asked said touching their breasts was an "acceptable alternative to hello".
Now, 3.5% is not very high, but if you're in a bar with 200 women, that means statistically somewhere there are seven of them who will let you shake more than their hands when you introduce yourself. "
well now I know that's ***** - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+68No it's real. The 7 fat ones are so hard up for attention, they'll let you grope any part of them.
- Schrade, on 10/11/2007, -4/+70Said by aegisgfx: "I met a woman like this last night actually, but she must have been Russian or something, she only said one word to me;
"indapooper"
Anyone got any idea what that means?"
That was no woman.. it was a gay guy... - nipuL, on 10/11/2007, -2/+55This is reminds me of The "9 out of 10" Rule:
Pick 10 women at random, ask each one "Hey, want to go back to my place right now and *****?", then give her a wink and grab her arse.
You will get at most, 9 rejections. The fun part is finding out how violently they will reject you. - joaob, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4584% of women surveyed.
Meaning that they most likely surveyed women who go to the club. - eqisow, on 10/11/2007, -3/+45Yeah well, I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM.
Also, I never feed trolls and I don't read spam. - slave25637, on 10/11/2007, -2/+442.1 tb of what, exactly? ;)
- ro0ke, on 10/11/2007, -5/+44And they wonder why chivalry is dead.
- MCMookie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+37No kidding! Alcohol is a huge part of the equation. I'm surprised he didn't mention it in the article.
- satx, on 10/11/2007, -9/+46IM IN UR CLUBZ GRINDIN UR AZZ
- barnis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+37I've seen a lot of desperate women at clubs who would pretty much let you do anything to them...perhaps the person giving the survey was Brad Pitt
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -3/+39If you're looking for a one night stand then fine, clubs are great for that, but you'll never find the love of your life that way, I promise.
And as a chick, I can tell you.. far fewer than 84% of the general female population wants you grinding on us. - barnis, on 10/11/2007, -8/+44I met my wife this way :)
seriously - praxisseizure, on 10/11/2007, -7/+41If this is what it's come to when meeting people, I'm not surprised the divorce rate is so high. Seriously. This 'grinding' thing is depraved. Here, let me feign semi-consentual rape for you so you'll talk to me. Sorry, digg me down but I think that's ***** disgusting and disrespectful. Go take some more pills. AAHGh. (spits)
- NickMilne, on 10/11/2007, -1/+35Is this another manifestation of that "state of nature" thing the philosophers were in such a fuss about? I guess we'll just sniff each other's asses, soon.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33Personally, I would be disappointed if I went to a night club and a girl DIDN'T grind her ass against my "junk"
What? You think I drove around looking for free parking, then paid a $10-$20 cover and another $40 worth of watered down drinks so I can discuss philosophy with you while trying desperately not to stare at those boobs that you have mashed together to the point that they're popping out of your turtle neck..or your ass that's barely covered up by the "low rise" jeans? Get outta here.. - dougbell, on 10/11/2007, -5/+36100% of those 84% should go back to whore island.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+33Sorry unknownsoldierX, but I'm putting an end to the "FTW" ***** and I'll digg down anyone who says it.
- LucidHawk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29 " I can see that as a magical moment a modern couple's golden wedding anniversary celebration, as they tell the grandchildren how they first met: "Your grandfather, the old romantic, had just finished grinding his way down all the other women at the bar, but when he ground his pelvis into my behind, sparks flew and I knew it was something special. He never was much of a talker, but boy could he sneak up behind you on a crowded dance floor and start polishing the Captain's Quarters." "
Humanities future is not looking so bright.. - unknownsoldierX, on 10/11/2007, -1/+30Yeah, I agree. It's the first time I've used the expression, and it will be my last. I feel ashamed.
- DarkStalker, on 10/11/2007, -6/+35I've got 2.1TB now.
I guess I should be glad I'm already married, huh? :( - canewediggit, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31"every female I've mingled with our nightclubs in California say they hate it when guys come up from behind them on the dance floor." - they lied.
a bit more seriously- the article doesn't say they liked it or that they hooked up w/ the guy, just that they had experienced it as someone's method of introduction. and if you've ever been to any meat market type club, 84% seems right, if not low. - FuzzyCat, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28
"Another startling finding in the survey is 3.5% of the women asked said touching their breasts was an "acceptable alternative to hello"."
Just how sore are your balls going to be when you try this one... - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -13/+39 gldfshnpcklejar...why the patehtic trolling with the "she beleived in god. lol" crap? Are you that hard up for human communication that starting a flame war is better than your usal life of complete loneliness?
- Phendrana, on 10/11/2007, -1/+23I'm not sure what "trying to pass keys around chewing buckets of cum" means, but it sounds like an accurate description.
- nickdngr, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21it's a sad sad day when i realize my 42 inch monitor is compensating for my smaller HD and less powerful RAM
- airquotes, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Does having a full erection affect the outcome? Because usually the girls turn around with a terrified look on their face, Maybe I shouldnt where umbros to clubs anymore.
- Hadranius, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20Don't try "grinding" in the office environment! Leads to very awkward situations in the kitchen area.
- TheCure, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19"Treat 'em like dirt and they'll stick to you like mud" - Slackers (best movie ever)
- JimDinger, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17"Obviously the girls he did this survey with are the types you can instantly spot on the dance floor, they usually have one guy grinding behind them with another in front while they are smiling at some other random guy at the same time.'
As a DJ at a bar, I see that ***** all the time,the funny part is when you see her take both those guys either out back or into the womens can.Funny thing is when she comes out or back in the guys dissaper and head to another club,then watch her do the same damn thing.I've actually told guys to stay away from the skank,after I tell them why the word gets spread real fast and she has to head to another bar.
But the really kool thing is when the chicks come up to the DJ(me) and grind on me to get me to play a tune for them,being a DJ is a good job. - anagoge, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18"Another startling finding in the survey is 3.5% of the women asked said touching their breasts was an "acceptable alternative to hello"
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