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- inactive, on 03/24/2009, -0/+91Dear Australila, Thanks for Hugh Jackman, he's cool I guess, however if you want to stop producing creatures that could be mistakes for Final Fantasy bosses, the rest of the world would appreciate it
- Sublex, on 03/24/2009, -1/+43Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to Australia again.
- mentallyinhell, on 03/24/2009, -0/+37That thing at number 7 could easily be number 1. When faced with the choices of death, or something lodged in your penis, any man will chose death.
- idavidtang, on 03/24/2009, -2/+38Dear SlavaPastuk, I appreciate your concern but SquareEnix signed for two more extensions of the Final Fantasy series after 13 so they need my inventory, therefore I cannot stop my production at the moment.
- Australia - Malteserr, on 03/24/2009, -0/+27Thanks cracked, for making me laugh about things that can kill me.
- a1cd, on 03/24/2009, -0/+24fish? in MY penis?
- Daxx22, on 03/24/2009, -0/+23Seriously Australia is like some alien planet.
- protogenxl, on 03/24/2009, -1/+22Brock: Take your time Monarch, 'cause as soon as you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
The Monarch: What are you? Obi Wan Kenobi? Just look at you schmucks. I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever
Hank: The piranha!
Monarch: No.
Hank: The shark!
Monarch: No!
Hank: The... piranah!
Monarch: No and shut up. This isn't a quiz. *muttering* Now where was I... ahem... the dreaded CANDIRU! A naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!
Venture: That is a total myth! There is no such fish.
Monarch: Is too.
Venture: No there isn't. - Fosef, on 03/24/2009, -4/+22DAMN NATURE, U SCARY!
- HenvY, on 03/24/2009, -0/+17Mild retardation is the reason.
- GTOFan350, on 03/24/2009, -0/+16What about the Box jelly fish? Its THE most venomous creature on this planet and it looks like a freakin plastic shopping bag floating in the ocean.
- yacinebouatrous, on 03/24/2009, -0/+15number 1 is so evil
- LonelyTylenoL, on 03/24/2009, -1/+15Is there any reason for the improper spelling. If so, it would be nice if you could fill us in.
- KibblesnBitts, on 03/24/2009, -0/+14I used to hate Australia solely for Brown recluse spiders and Box Jellyfish
now this?
Really Australia? - Sylocat, on 03/24/2009, -1/+14The instant I saw the title of this article, the word "Candiru" flashed through my head.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 03/24/2009, -0/+12"While a human probably wouldn't be killed by the strike alone[from an African Gaboon Adder], it would leave a mean bruise and a couple of deep puncture wounds from its two-inch long fangs. And then while you scream like a girl at a Jonas Brothers concert, the snake's venom begins to digest you from the inside out... like the music at a Jonas Brothers concert."
Couldn't have been worded any better! - chuckDontSurf, on 03/24/2009, -0/+11Dugg for the caption under the hotdog baby pic.
- dazparkour, on 03/24/2009, -0/+11Stupid Americans! Don't you recognise the head of state when you see him?
- TomboAhi, on 03/24/2009, -0/+10A fish can make a home in your dick -- another reason why I can't sleep at night.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 03/24/2009, -0/+10The hot dog baby is just adorable!
- xfile087, on 03/24/2009, -0/+9Buried for using "could care less"! How many times - It's "couldn't care less"!
- travvo, on 03/24/2009, -0/+9There was a brief instant as I scrolled down to number 5 I thought it said GOM JABBAR and I was like "oh holy ***** yes"
- Vivifyer, on 03/25/2009, -0/+8dugg for the amount of ***** that can kill you in Australia, I love my country,
afk hospital - Brandynp, on 03/24/2009, -0/+8You hit another one out of the park. Thank you Cracked.
- yohnstoppable, on 03/24/2009, -0/+7Most cracked lists put the most badass at the bottom of the list for a great intro. Kind of why Andrew Jackson was #5 on the most badass presidents list.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5-most-badass ... - haikuFU, on 03/24/2009, -0/+7The pic of the girl with blood running down her face labeled "Actual Victim" is actually a screenshot from a swedish film called "Let the Right One In". They are going to make a ***** american version of it, probably with a completely different story line than the original.
- GhostInAShell, on 03/24/2009, -0/+7FFFFFFFFF
I'm going to australia to study abroad. Is 21 too young for a life insurance policy? - IAmTheGuy, on 03/24/2009, -0/+7Especially the Irukandji jellyfish. I was bit surprised it wasn't on the list due to it's minuscule size (smaller than a thumbnail) and horrible symptoms if you get stung. From wikipedia:
The symptoms, however, gradually become apparent and then more and more intense in the following 5 to 120 minutes (30 minutes on average). Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema. One unusual symptom associated with Irukandji syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom". Patients have been reported as being so certain that they are going to die that they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with. Symptoms generally abate in 4 to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely. - sportsaholic, on 03/24/2009, -0/+7note to self... stay out of the water, avoid wooded areas, don't go near animals... i think i'll stay inside tomorrow...
- inactive, on 03/24/2009, -1/+8***** you Cracked.
I spent $400 fixing my pool. - Surkit, on 03/24/2009, -0/+7Dear #1, It is because of you i drained my pool.
- Vindexus, on 03/24/2009, -0/+6It's more likely than you think.
- HenvY, on 03/24/2009, -0/+6The blood it feasted on.
- Angramainiu, on 03/24/2009, -5/+10BURN THEM ALL WITH FIRE
- CoD4, on 03/24/2009, -0/+5BRAAAINS!
- sirjoebob, on 03/24/2009, -0/+5may make some of them stronger....
- casbar, on 03/24/2009, -0/+5I stopped at the caterpillar. ***** that *****.
- wolfing, on 03/24/2009, -0/+4I just hope global warming kills them before it kills us
- inactive, on 03/25/2009, -0/+4We don't have brown recluse but there are 2 others just like it. (though unconfirmed and not proven)
White Tails - which hunt other spiders are always looking for a warm home - your bed or clothes on the floor or even in your Wardrobe and clothing in supermarket racks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recluse_spider
http://www.amonline.net.au/spiders/dangerous/white ...
Wolf Spiders - can get as big as your hand live in rocky gardens and under trees - sometimes they come inside but rarely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
There is debate about the toxins causing necrosis or if in fact it is bacteria that cause the problems.
http://www.lycosidae.info/identification/australia ... - duncan202, on 03/24/2009, -2/+6Further proof there is no god.
- Shadowhawk109, on 03/24/2009, -0/+4Grue?
- jayjayjoni, on 03/24/2009, -0/+4HOLY ***** AT CATERPILLAR
- linuxpenguin, on 03/25/2009, -0/+3A couple of them are in the water already though. . .
- BushidoReverend, on 03/25/2009, -0/+3Dune reference = Dugg.
- sirjoebob, on 03/24/2009, -0/+3never too young for one of those. I have had one since 19. Got to pay off my house if I kick the bucket- so the wife doesn't end up in a box.
- Leezus, on 03/24/2009, -0/+3*****.
Fine, I take Australia, you can go to South America and let tiny fishes burrow in to your penis.
DEAL. - gab00n, on 03/24/2009, -1/+4Come to Africa instead, our Savannah's are quite stunning.
- sirjoebob, on 03/24/2009, -1/+45. mattyvan's spelling
- specter19, on 03/24/2009, -0/+3Oh ok that makes sense. Damn that thing was freaky.
- johnomaz, on 03/24/2009, -1/+4You owe me twenty quid. ROFL
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