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- PathmarkPolice, on 07/21/2008, -48/+969McCain's been cheating it since he got off the Mayflower.
- goeric, on 07/21/2008, -1/+491"It was at this point that Poon began to suspect that the Nazis were dicks." lol classic.
- FrizzleyFry, on 07/21/2008, -5/+417Dugg for the comment about #1
"...the truth is this seven-year-old girl is simply more man than we'll ever be." - Birdoftruth, on 07/21/2008, -6/+342Man this was a great article and Cracked's writing is impressive and very entertaining.
- fant0m, on 07/21/2008, -2/+247Actual photo (of Christopher Walken)
- Oscar92, on 07/21/2008, -7/+234"Alexis thought about dying for a second then decided she still had some ***** to do"
***** awesome - XenoSNK, on 07/21/2008, -0/+184I think 7 is probably the most impressive. That's just seemingly impossible to be. Can you imagine watching someone falling for 3 minutes straight, hitting the ground, and living?
***** crazy. - theghoul, on 07/21/2008, -5/+187FTA:
"Regardless, with his scalp hanging in huge flaps from his skull and bleeding heavily, Brent managed to get up and go for help. He got back to his car and drove 15 miles, covered in blood and bear bites. Death could only stand on the side of the road and shake its fist. "
Cracked has some awesome friggen writers. - RockMuncher, on 07/21/2008, -0/+170My neighbour was a smoke-jumper (a firefighter that specializes in parachuting into deep wilderness to fight wildfires.. a more manly job I cannot think of) and on a practice jump in the Rockies his chute and backup didn't open. He fell 10,000 feet into a lot of pine trees, collapsed a lung, broke his arms and legs, and had to cut himself free. A year later he was decided to give up jumping, and go into something less stressful.. scuba rescue and recovery in fast moving river bodies.
He looks like Bill Gates too. - Ymeg, on 07/21/2008, -2/+120A more manly job? Easy.
A smoke-jumper that also fights parachuting bears. - ptronius, on 07/21/2008, -4/+120If Death made me a sandwich, I don't think I would eat it.
- selmer, on 07/21/2008, -0/+108That little girl is a total badass. Hopefully, Cracked.com includes that ***** boyfriend on their future list "Satan's Top Ten Favorite Flesh Condoms"
- martinj88, on 07/21/2008, -0/+87dugg for this, because it made her sound about as bad ass as shaft...
"Alexis thought about dying for a second then decided she still had some ***** to do." - dougmc, on 07/21/2008, -7/+93Politics are ok, as long as they're funny.
- liquidcable, on 07/21/2008, -0/+79***** hilarious!
I also like :
"According to Meng, coal tastes great when you're starving to death. Otherwise it tastes like ass. " - teh_spazz, on 07/21/2008, -3/+79A 7 year old takes 6 six guns hots and lives..***** me...
- joegibes, on 07/21/2008, -2/+75"Plus saying that he was lucky to have the tool to cut through his arm is kind of like saying you're lucky to have Chapstick on your lips while your head is on fire. "
- WeaponAlpha, on 07/21/2008, -11/+81Dugg for "...Canada, which is like the US, but with better beer and fewer guns."
- legendxx, on 07/21/2008, -3/+72You're dumb.
- Lorddias, on 07/21/2008, -8/+68Wow this article is not only interesting but hilarious. I'm dying laughing here.
- rob2oo4, on 07/21/2008, -1/+59Dude floating on raft kicked every cast member of LOST in the balls 590 times
- Andrwmorph, on 07/21/2008, -3/+61Dugg for Cracked writers.
- Scrappy1850, on 07/21/2008, -0/+55what if its a Reuben?
- jaikob, on 07/21/2008, -2/+52That video with the guy that cut his arm off was harder to watch than BME Olympics or Two Girls One Cup.
- barstegry, on 07/21/2008, -4/+54Thank you sir. May I have another?
- KillerStone, on 07/21/2008, -3/+53Aron Ralston wasn't an engineer for Intel at the time of his accident. He had left his cushy engineering job in New Mexico to move to Colorado and work in an outdoors shop for what was a undoubtedly crappy wage. But he did get to climb a lot more than in New Mexico and he had hopes to become the first person to summit all of Colorado's 14,000 ft peaks solo and in winter. If you don't respect him getting out of a major screw up, respect him for have the guts to follow his dream.
- inactive, on 07/21/2008, -43/+92Can we leave politics out of stuff like this? Enough already.
- theOster, on 07/21/2008, -1/+45i dont know - am i alone in thinking that they actually *are* respecting these people by presenting them in a "badass" kind of light?
- legoalert33, on 07/21/2008, -0/+43*****!
- KaiUno, on 07/21/2008, -10/+52Since the Mayflower? Not all dinosaurs went extinct when that giant meteor crashed, you know.
- jerichobp, on 07/21/2008, -0/+41Just don't eat the tomatoes
- kingmanic, on 07/21/2008, -2/+41He made a pact with Satan. In exchange for spreading pain and misery he gets to live. Side effects include the need to drink the blood of small children.
- fas2, on 07/21/2008, -2/+37It is impressive alright, but the guy who cut his arm off is seriously is number one for me. Did you watch the video? That felt so terrible only watching him tell the story.
- CATSCEO2, on 07/21/2008, -0/+34This is digg.
- dpantages, on 07/21/2008, -1/+33well played sir well played....
- kingmanic, on 07/21/2008, -0/+30The Data does not support your assertions
http://www.guncontrol.ca/Content/Cda-US.htm
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSL283489 ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_countries_by ...
http://www.smallarmssurvey.org/files/sas/publicati ... - jc7012, on 07/21/2008, -2/+31That's a pretty disturbing pick-up line...but it just might work..
- Arcueid01, on 07/21/2008, -2/+30And while we would like to cling to our original theory that she's actually an immortal Highlander, the truth is this seven-year-old girl is simply more man than we'll ever be.
The little girl at the end is so sweet. This sentence is so true. She jumped in front of some low-life firing a gun at her mom and begged him to stop taking ***** 6 bullets and living. hahahhahahha More man than we'll ever be. So true. - zapperdude60, on 07/21/2008, -3/+30dugg for title
- stubear, on 07/21/2008, -0/+25Perhaps you should read the article. While what Lance did was impressive, it pales in comparison to most of these stories.
- dilberter, on 07/21/2008, -2/+26Rolston is first and foremost a major idiot before a badass.
He broke rule number one of hiking when he left for his hike alone, then broke rule number two for not telling anyone of his itinerary.
For being such an experienced hiker/climber, you're begging for trouble when you go into a desert area such as southern Utah's slot canyons by yourself.
I think after 5 days most people would do the same as he did, unless you were too embarrassed to go back home and have to admit what a jackass you were.
None of the other victims put themselves in the situation they were in by sheer stupidity. They were all either working or, in the case of the little girl, put in that situation by the screwed up relationship between her parents. - fulibs, on 07/21/2008, -1/+24Warning: My mom is watching us!
- Ramble, on 07/21/2008, -1/+24That's a side effect?
- FireStrife, on 07/21/2008, -4/+26What about the Broodwich?
- mrtrevin, on 07/21/2008, -2/+23Where's Keith Richards??
- enclaved, on 07/21/2008, -0/+21Yeah it's a total judgement call based on the sandwich and I'd have to make that at that time.
- tgunner, on 07/21/2008, -9/+30Nothing beats Grigory Rasputin: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=356
(Only difference between him and the others is that he eventually did die!) - mrtrevin, on 07/21/2008, -0/+19That line is so right in so many ways.
- leif777, on 07/21/2008, -3/+22I wonder if insurance compancies would cover these people?
- xerexes1, on 07/21/2008, -1/+20If you're offended, use the handy profanity filter.
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