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- Bitties, on 07/03/2009, -4/+185#9 The retarded 16 year old who moshes by himself, hits you, spills your $26 beer.
- WordsnCollision, on 07/03/2009, -0/+124#8: The mega-decibel off-key constant screamer.
- laserpilot, on 07/03/2009, -0/+120As a follow up to the cellphone paparazzo, I'd like to add the 'person who calls their friend and holds the phone up for them to hear the concert'
"Hey!! Guess what! I'm at a concert for a band you like but aren't able to see..let me hold the phone up so you can get 30 seconds of garbled static-y blown out noise just to remind you how much better I am than you. Enjoy!" - inactive, on 07/03/2009, -3/+109#10 the "WOOOOOOO" guy
- falconear, on 07/03/2009, -2/+95#11 The "WOOOOOO!!" GIRLS, fresh from their sorority, screaming at a high pitch before, during, and after the show. One too many wine coolers before they left, and...
- GalacticRerun, on 07/03/2009, -1/+84Oh man I couldn't believe it at a Sugarhill Gang concert when some guy is shouting "RAPPER'S DELIIIIIIGHT, PLAY RAPPER'S DELIIIIIIIGHT" all the way through the ***** concert. Like they're gonna forget to play their biggest ever hit.
- scotttech1, on 07/03/2009, -5/+82Bono
- thejackyl, on 07/03/2009, -1/+75#13 The Brainless Jocktard Who Ruins A Perfectly Good Moshpit With His Overly Violent Shenanigans
- wtrwlkr, on 07/03/2009, -0/+73I was at Taste of Chaos in Tokyo and the band (the Gallows, I think) invited this 250lb american dude up on stage. After they told him to get the ***** off the stage, this genius decided to stage-dive onto 3 110-120lb Japanese chicks, They were knocked unconcious and needed to be carried out. That dude was a douche-nozzle.
- thejib, on 07/03/2009, -6/+75FREE BIRD
- imnojezus, on 07/03/2009, -1/+69http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole
- commenter01, on 07/03/2009, -0/+65sounds like your mother after i banged her last night, Trebek
- adudenamedjon, on 07/03/2009, -4/+58#11 the band outside after the show giving out fliers for their mega awesome up and coming band playing in 2 months in the middle of bum ***** nowhere. plus their are great at telling you that you will love their music even if it is completely different than the genera of the band you just listened too.
- Commonwealth, on 07/03/2009, -1/+53I hate the guys who bring their tiny girlfriends into the front press of a concert and spend the whole concert getting pissed off at people that are accidentally crushed into her.
- Rivetgeek, on 07/03/2009, -4/+56I smell a minor.
- Fallout911, on 07/03/2009, -1/+51The forgot the fat skinhead moshpitter.
- Astark, on 07/03/2009, -4/+52I hate it when I go to a concert with a friend, and he's got to spend the whole time trying to worm his way up front. You don't want to sit alone like a douche so you feel compelled to go along with him. It's like, I just came for a concert, not to be part of some recon mission to the front row. I do want to grab a drink and the occasional smoke while we're here.
- zerodepth, on 07/03/2009, -1/+45The guy with no pants
- ph0replay, on 07/03/2009, -0/+42Its completely viable that someone is holding a mini pitcher of beer, which at concerts, can cost $26.
- fdman, on 07/03/2009, -0/+42The psychotic couple: The woman will get your attention, flirts with you and even gropes you, then suddenly and inexplicably go ballistic and tells her boyfriend that you are hitting on her, enraging the boyfriend. Then they move on and you observe them doing exactly the same thing to some other poor bastard.
- ShiftyBizniss, on 07/03/2009, -0/+38genre
- SilverBack101, on 07/03/2009, -0/+35You also forgot the inevitably shrill "WOOOOOO" girl who screams that at the top of her lungs just centimeters from your ear. Argh!
- alethes1973, on 07/03/2009, -2/+37The Air Guitarist
- asnider, on 07/03/2009, -0/+33So, what you're saying is, you're a ***** *****.
- skunkman62, on 07/03/2009, -2/+34that was me you *****
- asnider, on 07/03/2009, -1/+31Personally, I think the cell phone guy is worse than the drunk. I always seem to get stuck behind the guy who decides to record the entire show on his cell phone. Will he ever watch that video? Of course not, but he feels the need to make me watch the entire show through his 1.5 inch screen instead of putting the phone away and letting both of us actually enjoy the concert we paid to see.
- sciencelovesyou, on 07/03/2009, -0/+28That... is a very specific occurrence.
I sense that you've had some bad concert-going experiences. - bdbr, on 07/03/2009, -2/+30I was going to say the retarded 17 year olds who think any concert is OK for moshing. I swear these ***** would mosh at a Barry Manilow concert. Causing you to spill your $5 beer.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -1/+28I can think of a few...
Any ***** that starts the wave.
The mosh-pit mangler who is 6' 9 300 pounds and stomps jr high kids into the dirt.
The dork who slobbers on the joint being passed around. - Dinosquid, on 07/03/2009, -0/+25#16 The guy who very loudly lets his friend know that "I saw them 6 years ago before they were big. The new stuff is more accessible, but the live show has suffered. I mean, I'm glad they're making money and all, but I wish they still had that energy that attracted me to them in the first place. Did I mention I knew about them before all of you?"
- SilverBack101, on 07/03/2009, -1/+25Hahahaha! I could just imagine that happening with the accompanying theme song of Godzilla playing as he sails right over them with his shadow eclipsing all light above in slow motion.
- TroyPDX, on 07/03/2009, -3/+27I can't believe they left out the drunk pieces of sh** who can't STFU for two seconds for the entire show. Why do you need to spend $80 on concert tickets so you can go gossip with your equally vapid girlfriends about which idiot frat boy asked you out, punctuated by frequent proclamations "WOOO!! I'm so drunk!", and all in that high pitched, eardrum piercing nasally voice that cuts right through the loudest concert speakers.
- TWallaceWD, on 07/03/2009, -0/+23I was going to point out that omission from the list. I think they irritate me far more than the others on the list. Anytime the band is playing something quiet, this idiot has to yell "wooo!". Case in point, if anyone is a Sigur Ros fan, they play a song called Vidrar vel til Loftarasa. In the live version, they pause for about 20 seconds and everyone on stage is completely motionless as if frozen. This is prime time for "wooo!" guy.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+23But I had pants when I got here...
- musntSurfatWork, on 07/03/2009, -1/+22The people who all got front row corporate seating tickets, and don't know jack about who's playing tonight, must make the band feel oh so special
- suntzusputnik, on 07/03/2009, -0/+20there's always that idiot that sways against the crowd or claps off beat and genuinely doesn't realize it
- dafragsta, on 07/03/2009, -0/+20Apparently, judging by the response, this is a popular way to get cred at indie rock shows. I had no idea people were so passionate about being posers.
- DRT23, on 07/03/2009, -0/+18they
- xero69, on 07/03/2009, -1/+19What about sweaty profuse body odor obese person who keeps invading your personal space during the show? I really should leave mother at home I guess...
- serif69, on 07/03/2009, -0/+18The guy who "loves this band" and screams out all the lyrics. The wrong lyrics.
- BenTheTank, on 07/04/2009, -2/+20Oh yeah, who doesn't hate drunk sorority girls.
- HandsOfNod, on 07/03/2009, -2/+20This list makes me glad I go to metal shows. We don't really have to put up with many of those besides the occasional cell phone guy taking a picture.
- celotil, on 07/03/2009, -0/+18Not that specific. I've seen the Psychotic Couple (deserving of the caps) at various bars, clubs, and venues over time. Usually the girl is either smoking hot or flat out fugly - there never seems to be a middle ground - and the guy can usually be picked out by his walk - his stride is somewhere between a march and a stalk, and his head bobs back and forth like a pigeon whenever he's moving or talking; the more bobbing, the more chance he's going to glass you in the face.
Being someone who is basically ugly - large and slightly askew nose, unmanageable auburn hair, pale grey-sorta-green eyes - I have never ever been hit on by a woman EXCEPT the female half of the Psychotic Couple, and knowing this I never return her supposed interest, saving me from having to deal with these ***** but allowing me to observe them freely in their unnatural habitat.
My observations have lead me to this conclusion,
The Psychotic Couple met one day in a bar. He was looking for a fight after one drink, and she was looking for some male conflict to get her motor running. Their eyes met across a bloody dance floor, and that was the start of a ***** up relationship. They only go out for the express purpose of him picking a fight to show off and get her motor running, and she, knowing what sort of apparently weaker opponents he likes, reels them in. - dafragsta, on 07/03/2009, -7/+23A buddy of mine told me of a new one to add to this list. He knows a girl who goes to all of these obscure indie rock shows and tells everyone she has all the band's CDs ...after she's pulled them all down from fileshares a few days before the show.
- danwallace, on 07/03/2009, -0/+15***** that. I buy shirts at concerts usually and I sure as hell don't to carry them around all night.
- Fallout911, on 07/03/2009, -0/+15*They
- skipvt, on 07/03/2009, -0/+15Beer is only $5 a Barry Manilow concert?
- soogy, on 07/04/2009, -1/+16flyers
- jamangold, on 07/03/2009, -0/+15I was unaware that one could infect oranges with herpes.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -3/+18I don't go to concerts because of the people that go to concerts. Superiority complex? Fine.
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