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- inactive, on 12/17/2008, -21/+572A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face" to which the horse replies "I have a ***** lion on my back"
- pornie, on 12/17/2008, -13/+411A baby seal walks into a club.
- jamaph, on 12/17/2008, -5/+280An elephant walks up to a Camel and says "Hey man, why do you have ***** on your back?"
The Camel responds, "ain't that some *****? coming from a mother ***** with a dick on his face?" - thePTS, on 12/17/2008, -2/+169A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse just stares emptily into the air, then twitches it head upwards a couple of times, then flicks it's ears.
- Rhendal, on 12/17/2008, -6/+168A piece of rope walks into a bar. He orders round after round. Once he gets wasted, he starts hitting on women and picks a fight with a local and the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back. He goes around to the side of the bar, ties himself up and rubs himself up and down against the brick wall. The piece of rope walks back into the bar. The bartender asks, "Hey aren't you that piece of rope I just threw out of here?"
The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot." - CoD4, on 12/17/2008, -6/+146so this guy walks into a bar and says
"give me shots of the best vodka you've got, i just got my first blowjob!"
he finishes them all one by one and the bartender tells him hey man have another one, this one's on the house
nah says the guy, If 6 doubleshots don't get the taste outta my mouth, nothing will - jeremyosborne81, on 12/18/2008, -7/+143Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning. One is 6 the other 8. The run down stairs to the living room to find the room FILLED with presents. There's a train running around the base of the tree, television sets, every video game system known to man, GI Joes, Transformers, everything.
As they sift through the presents they begin to realize every single present is for the six year-old. In fact, the only gift the 8 year-old receives is a single Matchbox car.
The six year-old is having a grand time, playing with everything he can at once. The train is running circles around the tree he's got video games going on three televisions, GI Joe is battling Starscream in fight to the death.
The eight year-old just sits and pushes his single Matchbox car back-and-forth.
The six year-old is having such a good time, playing with all his toys. He turns to his brother and says, "Ha ha! I have all these toys and you don't!"
The eight year-old just looks solemnly at the six year-old and replies, "Yeah. But at least I don't have cancer." - inactive, on 12/17/2008, -6/+126I'll be here all week. Try the veal
- ElGubrush, on 12/17/2008, -0/+116They could replace the balls with throwing stars too
And set the field on fire
Throw some lion-mounted horses in there and we got us a bucketful of awesome! - jeremyduffy, on 12/17/2008, -2/+115I've never been a big fan of baseball, but if they replaced bats with nunchucks I think it would get a whole lot more interesting.
- Schrum, on 12/17/2008, -1/+103Cracked down?
That's impossible! - donkevin, on 12/17/2008, -3/+100A penguin, a giraffe, and a mongoose walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
- redfred18t, on 12/17/2008, -1/+89Lions mounted on horses and flying motorcycle bears. That's it, we're *****!
- tilsid, on 12/17/2008, -2/+89I actually thought he was kidding when he said "You’re gonna want all the headstart you can get when they bust out the Flying Motorcycle Bear".
Good article overall. - MazdaEric, on 12/17/2008, -15/+90booooooooooooooooooooooo
- bman85, on 12/17/2008, -0/+69Its a natural disaster, not a Dave Mathews concert...
- NatieB, on 12/18/2008, -1/+69A rabbi, a priest, an alligator, a Buick, some chairs, some driftwood, and 6,000 gallons of water went into a bar in New Orleans....
- Typhoon2009, on 12/17/2008, -0/+61Did we seriously just kill Cracked?
- JoeCool1986, on 12/18/2008, -0/+61two guys with dyslexia walk into a bra
- CrackedEIC, on 12/17/2008, -0/+55The levels of badass in the picture of the bear riding a motorcycle actually melted our server. We're switching servers and should be back up shortly.
- gomijin, on 12/17/2008, -0/+51http://monscooch.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/volca ...
- useraccess, on 12/17/2008, -4/+55Two peanuts are walking down the street. One is a-salted.
- somedirtbag, on 12/17/2008, -0/+49Randomly placed land mines.
- CJDarkhaven, on 12/17/2008, -2/+46It's apparent to me that during the dirty thunderstorm, the sound of the eruption was actually Dethklok playing awesomely loud.
- brownsound00, on 12/17/2008, -0/+43you win this battle of bar jokes.
- Rhendal, on 12/17/2008, -0/+43The sad part is I have more...
- zantos420, on 12/17/2008, -2/+43i just puked a little
- Sylocat, on 12/17/2008, -0/+40But you might wanna turn SafeSearch back on first...
- matrim2217, on 12/17/2008, -0/+39I'm going to give Cracked.com's newest blogger a hearty thumbs up. This guy is pretty damn funny.
- tidu, on 12/18/2008, -1/+40matchbox cars are awesome.
- weikerx, on 12/17/2008, -2/+40Dugg for a Cracked list being on one page, and also for.. being pretty funny.
- joearchy, on 12/18/2008, -0/+38Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks
- betheturtle, on 12/17/2008, -2/+39http://tinyurl.com/4wf8u6
- ww3ace, on 12/17/2008, -1/+37seriously, wtf
- bzaks, on 12/17/2008, -2/+38Does anyone know where I can find some of those "Dirty Thunderstorm" pics as a wallpaper? That was seriously about the most BA thing I've ever seen!
- m00n1, on 12/18/2008, -0/+35Same thing.
- briantest1, on 12/17/2008, -4/+37I hate you cracked. Invest in servers.
- ImmortalAzrael, on 12/17/2008, -0/+32Lets just hope they don't figure out how guns work.
- WafflesID, on 12/18/2008, -3/+31A shy guy walks into a sperm bank, goes up to the receptionist and says "Yeah, I'm uh, here to donate. It's my first time"
Receptionist replies "Oh ok! Here, grab this jar" and she leads him to this room to do his business.
Guy comes out an hour later and hands her the jar, it's empty. She asks "Problems? Need some magazines or videos? Or just too nervous?"
He replies "I dunno, I tried everything I could think of. I tried my right hand, I tried my left hand, I tried warm water, I tried cold water, HELL I even tried banging it up against the counter...but I STILL couldn't get the lid open!" - Minivolt, on 12/17/2008, -0/+27Someone should send the flying motorcycle bear to Colbert.
- pontiac, on 12/17/2008, -2/+29I, for one, welcome our new horse mounted lion overlords.
- SrdjanGoat, on 12/18/2008, -6/+31An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a drink, the sencond orders half a drink, the third orders a quarter of a drink, the fourth orders half a quarter drink. The bartender says: "You guys are all idiots." and pours them 2 drinks.
- ThermiteTerrace, on 12/17/2008, -0/+25Who is driving? Bear is driving! Oh lord!!!
- overkill219, on 12/18/2008, -1/+25Were you saying "booo" or "Boo-urns?"
- ElGubrush, on 12/17/2008, -2/+25The dirty thunderstorm is one of the most incredible things I have ever seen. I want to see it live.
- sexybobo, on 12/17/2008, -0/+22I cropped it to fit as backgrounds on my 2 computers
1280x1024
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1930/volcano128 ...
1680x1050
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8007/volcano168 ... - teethandeyes, on 12/17/2008, -1/+20Dethklok = automatic Digg
- Baronvontito1, on 12/17/2008, -1/+19Shhh... Cracked is napping.
- AManWithNoName, on 12/17/2008, -3/+19Holy *****, a lion, get in the car.
- Norris667, on 12/17/2008, -1/+17What do you call a Horse with a lion on its back -
Scared ***** -
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