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- woobster, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55First of all...how the hell do thick glasses cover up his identity from the public!
- PwnisherX, on 10/10/2007, -0/+50He could probably put on the glasses while wearing his uniform at work and everyone would ask "Clark, why are you wearing a Superman costume?"
- reddevil3, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31Oh that Jimmy Olson and his death trick!
- TannerC, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29What?! Clark Kent is Superman?! Next you'll be expecting me to believe Peter Parker is Spider-man.
- thekronz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29WHY WASN'T THERE A SPOILER ALERT IN THE TITLE?!?!?
- SeventhSon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29The man can fly, lift buildings, melt things with his eyes, see through walls, and break every law of physics; and you have a problem with some glasses protecting his identity?
- headingeast, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24number 6 - "i know it hurt johnny, thats why i told you to bring lube"
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18Tell me about it.. Supergirl isn't in the kitchen!
- bittermang, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18That would be http://www.superdickery.com
- moila1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15the fourth one looks a bit suspect to say the least
- Insomniac33, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/action-comics/457-1.jpg
This looks wrong on so many levels. - whatthefu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13"SUPERGIRL! Why did you betray me? I'll NEVER forgive you!"
funny dialogue - supermanred, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Actually, it's poorly explained in the comic books and movies. Probably a power similar to a Doctor Who perception filter, or a Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Somebody Else's Problem Field.
Or maybe he secretly has been killing anyone who mentions he looks like Superman - LucasKane, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9But WHY reveal your secret identity to ME - YOUR ENEMY!
- jeuhrn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8I can't believe he fell for the old Jimmy Olsen Death Trick, that's one of the oldest tricks in the book.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Man, he just sucks at keeping a secret.
- 0firefly0, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Meh.. just one, really.
Butsecks - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Grammar Police, arrest this man!
- TalkingBanana, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Such a great site. I recommend the seduction of the innocent section, its the funniest.
- holygram, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Shirt ripping - awesome for guys, slutty for girls.
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Covers.
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Last one.
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http://www.superdickery.com/dick/135.html - archimago42, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5You just want it to be plausible so badly don't you?
- nreynolds, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Meh, I'd rather see "20 Comic Book Covers THAT Reveal Superman's Identity"
- supermanred, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Nah, he just doesnt give a ***** after all these years.
- davidjay247, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7Man, I laughed so hard
- Cloud7654, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4If Clark Kent wasn't really Superman in number 17, Lana Lang would be in quite the conundrum.
- sittered, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Oh, don't worry. You sound like something else entirely.
- savage_alien, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Actually, posture, attitude, and clothing dramatically alters our perception of one another on an unconscious level. This is obvious if we consider what physical aspects define a jock or nerd, loser or winner, super model or plain jane.
Clark Kent slouches, is wide eyed, and is a less confident character, whereas Superman stands tall, square shouldered, squints his eyes and is confident, and some would even say his hair is combed the other way, slicker, and always has the trade-mark spit-curl.
This isn't to say that a slouch, some glasses, and the odd mumbled "I don't know that would be safe" would do the trick ... Maybe he should add a fake beard, but I doubt Lois could go for it. - supermanred, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4It was a different time. Very entertaining old comics... kind of like watching old episodes of Knight Rider, or the old Superman show (black and white)... Stories and dialogue were more basic and simple. We've grown quite a bit in a few decades. I would say as a society we are smarter and capable of more now.
- GerryBot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Beaten to it - was going to say Superman is a dick
- rm999, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Eh, most of those kinda sucked. I did like this one for some reason though:
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/25.html - Bartboy919, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3***** dude, I have never watched any of the superman movies and don't read comics, but even I know that comic movies aren't apart of the canon.
- KingBunny, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Why does the text in the speech bubbles remind me of the average wit of "YouTube" comments?
- clarkkent247, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I missed the cover of Superman #2 (volume 2 - Man of Steel mini series) where Luthor had his computer calculate that Superman is Clark Kent. But inside he tossed the idea away because he would not believe that a powerful man as Superman would hide behind a week facade.
- Cloud7654, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I'd hit her too if she revealed my secret identity.
- gamemaster357, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3so wrong.....
- CaptainNoPants, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2the one where he's opening his shirt while standing over the crying kid looks very, very wrong.
- Mightyuser, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Perhaps the reason the publisher keep on re-revealing the identity and stick it on the cover is to sell more copies of the comic and to trick most viewers into the psychology of "Oh gosh. it is the first and only issue that reveals the identity of superman, I'll BUY IT".
- MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Pics or it didn't happen
- tobias1482, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Knight Rider... That hurt :)
The old DC stuff is still fun and holds up pretty well. I love that writers like Alan Moore and Grant Morrison keep mining these stories. - EmperorAwesome, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I guarantee you he blew his load like a shotgun blast right through him.
- dyreschlock, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"You may be able to push around Clark Kent... but let's see you try it with Superman!"
"But why.. why reveal your secret identity to me.. your enemy?!"
hahahahaahah - gadgetuk, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4I know, it's so unrealistic - I can't beleive they thought they'd get away with it. I mean, the fact he's from another planet with two suns which somehow gives him super powers when under our sun (including laser eyes and fly-so-fast-it-changes-time). Then, of course, his weakness when confronted by a chunk of rock from his old planet (even though it was the suns that gave him power). That's all totally beleiveable, really, but the idea that people wouldn't recognise him behind glasses? RIDICULOUS! They have insulted our inteliigence and I won't stand for it any longer.
- bigrat2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Err, would help if I actually link to the picture :P
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6758/superman2fb532os0.jpg - abeg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F-qJhx2KXg
- ZernanToledo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1What, where's the Kenny Braverman story; "The Death of Clark Kent"?
- colonels1020, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1BREAKING: Superman is Clark Kent
- 1ofMany, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1number 8 - Superboy is 'checking out' the new boy in town, eh?
- syntheticfth, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"Well I guess Clark WASN'T Superman, better get a mop"
- MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1But...but,,,*GASP* Clark Kent is *CHOKE* Superman??? What about all those *SWOON* exaggerated emotional *BARF* covers done over the *AGED* years?
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