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19 Year-Old Teen With World's Longest 'Super' Name

upi.com — A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

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  • blitzkriegpunk, on 11/03/2008, -2/+482Still not gonna get him laid.
  • naturalpapa, on 11/04/2008, -5/+171How about just Dork?
  • djlaptop, on 11/03/2008, -1/+167A kid at my school legally changed his middle name to "Danger." But this takes the cake.
  • rblancarte, on 11/04/2008, -0/+149Even if it ever did, the woman would be disappointed that he is "Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined"
  • AmyVernon, on 11/03/2008, -11/+157That's it. I am cutting my kids off from all superheros. ALL. No cartoons, no comics, no toys.
  • BXRWXR, on 11/04/2008, -2/+110Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
  • woofer1125, on 11/04/2008, -2/+105thats what she said.
  • kalvinb, on 11/04/2008, -0/+87He spelled "dumbass" wrong
  • teriyakisause, on 11/04/2008, -1/+88"said Captain Fantastic of his name of choice" hahahaha
  • y2j00o, on 11/04/2008, -2/+81He must have added in Wolverine and The Hulk to slow it down a bit, because nobody is faster than Superman Spiderman Batman And The Flash Combined, but Wolverine and the Hulk really aren't that fast...
  • omnithought, on 11/04/2008, -6/+80Yep, that's a straight up cockblocker of a name.

    Go vote!
  • Treshnell, on 11/04/2008, -1/+65Is your first name Cliche?
  • iticu, on 11/04/2008, -0/+56I don't know man, it's such a shame though because Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was a pretty cool guy.
  • DankNugzPlz, on 11/04/2008, -1/+55Family Guy inspired, I wonder? It's similar to the name Peter gave to his boat.
  • shalb, on 11/04/2008, -2/+55He should have used letters so his acronym would be ZOMFGWTFBBQ. At least then it would not only be a long name, but describe how people feel about it and an easy way to say his long name without actually saying it. If I knew him, I'd just call him Bob.
  • Haoie, on 11/04/2008, -2/+51CCFFTSSBWHATFC

    What a mouthful.
  • FishHammer, on 11/04/2008, -3/+52His name should be changed to "Captain Will Never Touch a Girl In His Lifetime So Better Start Buying Jergins Now"
  • chr0nic21, on 11/04/2008, -2/+44That's just mean.
  • BrettFromTibet, on 11/04/2008, -0/+38Apu Nahasapeemapetalon is still tops in my book.
  • kismetropolis, on 11/04/2008, -1/+37I have to admit it'd be pretty cool to be able to say "Danger is my middle name".
  • Locke23, on 11/04/2008, -0/+32I wish I could have met this Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm you guys speak of so fondly.
  • ctrlfreak13, on 11/04/2008, -0/+32Only one C at the beginning => CFFTSSBWHATFC
  • Mithivh, on 11/04/2008, -0/+32But then saying "No really! Let me show you I promise!!" and whipping out the papers on a date would be retarded.
  • rblancarte, on 11/04/2008, -2/+33" 'I wanted to be unique,' Captain Fantastic said of his name choice."

    Son, there is nothing unique about being a loser.
  • ExRe, on 11/04/2008, -2/+32The idiot who doesn't know wtf the darwin award is for.
  • dafragsta, on 11/04/2008, -0/+29So does it say "Captain Combined" on his ID card?
  • inactive, on 11/04/2008, -1/+30He probably got the idea while in Hot Topic getting his Joker costume for Halloween.
  • MakanGuru, on 11/04/2008, -2/+30the boy just destroyed his chances of ever getting laid.....
  • mojofrojo, on 11/04/2008, -2/+30What a well thought out and relevant reply. +1
  • Supernova36, on 11/04/2008, -1/+29Hulk is pretty fast because each one of his steps is so big..
  • inactive, on 11/04/2008, -1/+28haha
    his last name is Combined... ?

    His kids are gonna be * Combined... like Joe Combined or Susan Combined... man they're gonna be the butt of so many jokes...
    He should name their first names something like "With Our Powers"
  • boardthis, on 11/04/2008, -1/+28that's also what she said
  • theandyj, on 11/04/2008, -2/+28...

    You wanted porn?
  • fuzzlog, on 11/04/2008, -0/+26I heard that Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm and John Cleese are very good friends now.
  • MtheoryX, on 11/04/2008, -0/+26...

    You didn't?
  • yuanzhoulu, on 11/04/2008, -0/+26wait till this kid tries to get a job
    with a resume titled like that it's just gong to be thrown out by most as a prank
  • inactive, on 11/04/2008, -0/+25Win.
  • mattearle, on 11/04/2008, -5/+29When I read "19 year old teen" this is not what I was expecting. To say the least, I was disappointed by the actual story.
  • Twag86, on 11/04/2008, -2/+22What? The Cake? Are you saying that the cake is a lie?
  • drummy41, on 11/04/2008, -1/+21I read somewhere that Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was a professional underwater basket weaver.
  • Twag86, on 11/04/2008, -0/+20England just moved up in my book.
  • Twinked, on 11/04/2008, -2/+22Whatever happened to ohann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
  • Suricou, on 11/04/2008, -1/+21His ninja training should give him superhuman speed over very short distances, but no running marathons. It's the type of speed that will transfer the knife from his pocket to your lung before you see him move.
  • adriaaan, on 11/04/2008, -0/+19When I first heard of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm I thought wow! Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is such a cool name!
  • inactive, on 11/04/2008, -1/+20No big deal. I went to school with a lot of kids with that same exact name.
  • StewMeat, on 11/04/2008, -1/+19He is going to need the longest "something else" to get laid with that name.
  • squafro, on 11/04/2008, -0/+18It's really annoying to type Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm's name. I should have copy-pasted it.
  • ciaran036, on 11/04/2008, -0/+18Have fun trying to get a job!!
  • boneit, on 11/04/2008, -1/+19*****, for short.
  • tylanga, on 11/04/2008, -0/+16Well played
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