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- theysayjump, on 10/11/2007, -2/+19616.) When asked "What's wrong?"
"Nothing" - pintomp3, on 10/11/2007, -2/+187"i was born a man"
- hgb5150, on 10/11/2007, -3/+143At the top of the list there should be:
"I have [insert STD here]."
"I think I'm pregnant." - SomaSynth, on 10/11/2007, -2/+130"I fixed your computer"
- ate50eggs, on 10/11/2007, -2/+100Is it in yet?
- The_Dude, on 10/11/2007, -5/+100How about what we DO want to hear?
1. It's huge!
2. I don't care about money.
3. I love sports.
4. You're 60th level fighter gets me wet.
5. I'm a virgin
6. All my previous boyfriends turned out to be gay.
7. What can I cook for you?
8. I don't like jewelry.
9. Is the house clean enough, let me tidy up.
10. My goal is to scuplt a porn body for you. - thewump, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7916. "What do you mean you didn't know I was a hooker?"
- bovester, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6918. And this end goes in you!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+71What? Men like skinny women? According to who?
- bbrosemer, on 10/11/2007, -8/+54What about:
I't too tired for sex tonight... Maybe tomorrow... - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+47I was about to ask the same thing. Either extreme is not attractive. Personally, I like women who weigh about 10 lbs more than they want to weigh.
- ericatha, on 10/11/2007, -0/+45what about "I've been thinking"...
I get knots in my stomach upon hearing that... - inajeep, on 10/11/2007, -6/+51Only 15?
- dudefather, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46its like getting a chain email from 1998!
wimmins like to talk about relationships AMIRITE? - Jwoey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40I love your list, but i'd replace #2 with, "Don't worry about money, I have lots"
- rnwen2750, on 10/11/2007, -2/+39If you don't want to hear these things and your partner likes to talk about them, you're probably not a good match.
- samdu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+37List am fail. #1 should be "We need to talk."
- Adrianne, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32I missed my period.
- redneckblues, on 10/11/2007, -0/+28Let's just be friends... GAH!
- fugeelama, on 10/11/2007, -0/+26"8. The word 'Fine' as a stand-alone sentence. The scariest syllable in the female vocabulary."
God does that one freak me out every time. - TheTap, on 10/11/2007, -4/+30Ding-Dong - "Uh-Oh, that may be my husband"
- fantasmacanino, on 10/11/2007, -2/+25"I missed my period". 'Noff said.
- Gee1004, on 10/11/2007, -1/+23I'm bi, lets have a threesome!
- chrisxkelley, on 10/11/2007, -5/+27A lot of these I would actually rather hear than not... Maybe it's just me.
- merdiesel, on 10/11/2007, -6/+26"I'm on my period."
- FearlessFreep, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20Especially if your name's not Mike
- toonworld, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2023) "No go on, go have fun with your friends, I just feel like staying in"
That one's a trap! don't fall for it like I did! - CeeJayDK, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19Bummer .. On the upside - Now you have another thing in common.
- kaelyiesta, on 10/11/2007, -2/+20Although both these seem to exaggerate and go after only the worst of the two groups, it seems the female complaint list is just downright hostile. I think the lady that wrote that needs to find some better partners because she seems to have had some unlucky experiences.
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1917) "Don't you not think that I couldn't maybe stand to not lose more weight?"
- kjizzle, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18and .."I don't like talking..what's on tv?"
- Mudcrutch, on 10/11/2007, -14/+311 Any stories about ex-boyfriends, even ones told against the poor blokes. If your ex was a violent, brainless, tattooed ex-con, this will only make us feel boring and unmanly. And scared.
2 The phrase 'I'd say it's bang-on average, if not slightly bigger'. Best to steer clear of the size issue. Like us talking about your weight, it can only lead to misunderstanding and hurt.
3 Obsessive accounts of your diet and exercise regime. Men like skinny women, true. But they dislike being exposed to the borderline eating disorders and pathological obsessiveness that produce them. And curvy and sane always beats mad and thin. Eventually.
4 The accusing phrase, 'What's wrong with the blue dress, then?' after we have said we like the red one.
5 Any details of your day at work. Although men can find the most basic things endlessly fascinating - the number of buttons on their shirts, farting - they will suddenly develop ADD when it comes to your professional life. Unless you are a porn actress. No, actually, even then...
6 Any information about things you thought about buying. We are perfectly happy to admire actual purchases, but yearning for those phantom shoes/dress/bag exasperates us.
7 Stories about other men patronising you. This will give us an irresistible urge to ruffle your hair and say in a kids-TV voice, 'Awww, did dey? Did dey do dat to oo?' I know, sometimes we're asking for trouble.
8 The word 'Fine' as a stand-alone sentence. The scariest syllable in the female vocabulary.
9 The sound of weeping. It destroys us.
10 Any details of strife you may be having with your female friends. The endless round of hurt and rapprochement that constitutes girls' friendships mystifies us. If she's that much trouble just delete her from your bloody mobile.
11 The phrase, 'Hang on, I'll just reply to this text before we order'. We want first claim on your attention, woman.
12 The phrase, 'Can you turn over, you're snoring'. Great, that's both of us awake.
13 The words 'Am I special? Am I?' Especially if you are drawing a circle around our nipple with your finger at the time.
14 Anyone else's name, in your sleep.
15 Your dreams. Unless we're in them. And in a good light, too. If not, save 'em for the shrink. - vlsi0n, on 10/11/2007, -10/+27This list should be annoying to everyone.. way to keep stereotypes well rooted.
- Sithlrd, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18# 16: "I just LOVE the new Digg.com comments system"
- Slovenian6474, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17***** this comment system...
- sedawk, on 10/11/2007, -15/+30WOW -- That list was awful. Stereo-typed and not at all humorous. Should be retitled "15 Things No Insecure Jerk Wants to Hear From a Woman".
- choopie911, on 10/11/2007, -7/+21This article really came across as if it were written by a very lonely loser of a man. It's stereotypical, wrong, and pseudo insulting.
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13...OUT! NOW!
- Jwoey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14You don't really get how prostituion works, huh?
- atlacatl, on 10/11/2007, -4/+17Incomplete. What about "NO."
- xniL, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12yeah honestly I figured there was a reason why they call them LOVE handles
- Ramble, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Agreed. The posted story offers useful information, and the one you posted is just insulting.
- MoVengeance, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12This list/article proves two things about Brits rather than men in general: A) Their humor truly is very dry and B) they're possibly the world's most passionless people. Egads.
- dantheman363, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1418) "It's not you, it's me."
19) "I need a break."
20) "We need to talk."
And yes, I have heard these all myself. - Tsen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Agreed. If they push it too far they start damaging their figure, which is definitely NOT what guys like.
- krunchy, on 10/11/2007, -6/+15two things i don't want to hear:
"No Mike, I will not have sex with you"
"NO MIKE NO MEANS NO" - Gareshra, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Half of these don't bother me at all.
- krisscofield, on 10/11/2007, -7/+16Oh. So, according to this--women are supposed to remain quiet, 1 dimensional, unnopinionated, and completely forget about their past and how it's relevant to who they are now?
- TheMidnight, on 10/11/2007, -0/+916. All your bank accounts are belong to us.
- JCSaint, on 10/11/2007, -0/+822) I'm about to have my period.
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