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- pathouston22, on 07/15/2009, -0/+75As a guy who's read through dating profiles of 20s women...
1. They all love to laugh.
2. They all love music
3. They all love hanging out with friends
4. They all love to travel
5. They all love to do things outside, but occasionally cuddle up and watch a movie
6. They all love to dance.
7. Family and friends are very important to them.
8. They live life to the fullest.
Thanks @pinestree for contributions. - perrycarter, on 07/14/2009, -0/+37I want to have sex with a midget. I was hoping this article would've steered me in the right direction.
- Androne, on 07/15/2009, -0/+30which is why you just look at the pictures
- Skurt, on 07/15/2009, -4/+24The 'Crazy Blind Date' site sounds like a fat chicks paradise, you don't get to see their pictures, don't get to read about them, just email them for where you are going to meet. Surprise! I'm Fat!
Next thing you know, you're riding mopeds with fat chicks, the worst thing you can be doing if your friends see you :|
/now here come the fat chicks to digg me down :P
//it's all tongue in cheek - digg is a humor site
//Yeah, I know it USED to be a tech site... - GunWraith, on 07/14/2009, -0/+20I like that crazy blind date idea. After all, what's the worse that could happen? (besides taking her home and finding out she's a transvestite and/or serial killer...)
- XHashmeerX, on 07/15/2009, -0/+19I hate when people feel the need to point out they love to hang out with their friends. That's why they are your friends. Because you like hanging out with them.
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+18im just here for the gangbang
- LargeStack, on 07/15/2009, -0/+17First Time
Met some crazy woman in a MooMoo who did event planing for Microsoft
She told me she had a dying husband at home who liked to watch.
I thought I was on a hidden camera show.
Last time - Scrappy1850, on 07/15/2009, -0/+17do you still have her number?
- borez, on 07/15/2009, -0/+15http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/
/just lie. - iloveburritos, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14I'm on the Mexican Food lovers' dating site
- pathouston22, on 07/15/2009, -0/+11And so does the rest of humanity. Write about something else when talking about yourself on a dating website.
Reading through hundreds of profiles that say the same ***** is annoying. - fujiubear, on 07/15/2009, -1/+11Those are targeted, based on your browsing habits.
- Hero0fTime, on 07/15/2009, -0/+10One of my absolute favorite online dating stories. It's a two parter and a bit wordy, but worth it:
http://startingoverat24.blogspot.com/2009/03/from- ...
http://startingoverat24.blogspot.com/2009/03/to-do ... - timothycrash01, on 07/15/2009, -1/+10So you're into women who are 90+ years old?
- ennuisquared, on 07/15/2009, -0/+8Here's a tip for those that are on any online dating site:
If the girl only shows her face in her profile pic, there's a 100% chance she's fat. - borez, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7milf date.
/it does exist. - DPDish12, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Lol...as ***** if.
"So, how did you two meet?"
"Oh she has gonorrhea and I have the clap, so really it was love at first sight." - mparker21311, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7http://www.ronpaulsingles.com/
- VikingBeatbox, on 07/14/2009, -1/+8I'm on all of these!
- Trumpetman4eva, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8Dugg for "So things were going well, we ate some appetizers, talked about personal rights, had some wine, used the word 'dystopia' 47 times and didn't give homeless people any change. Then we got back to his place and it turned out his fountainhead was as thick as 'Atlas Shrugged'".
- captaintrashbag, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7To add to elister's point, most guys don't realize that your odds are much, much better playing the field in real life. Because online you're competing against the "ideal" that women think they're going to find. In real life you actually can work on your game and engage people with your personality. If you do this right, you'll actually find that people will want to be around you.
After doing this myself I've found the dark side to this self improvement. Once you learn to start loving your life and to have fun no matter what you're doing, you'll be very attractive to people with empty lives who find your energy contagious. - Lykil, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7I'm not sure which one of those vampire pics is more repulsive.
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6Dont even bother with online classified unless its free, and even if its free, be prepared for people who will ALWAYS shop around. they may like you, consider you attractive, but people will ALWAYS consider "I think I can do better".
I went on dozens of dates on Craigslist, Yahoo Personals, Match, etc. None of my dates generated in a 2nd date. Dont even bother to ask your friends what you think is wrong, all they will do is suggest you are trying too hard and thats bad because if you take their advice and not try at all, you wont get dates.
What ended up working for me was, hanging out in bars. Eventually met my girl, proposed to her last December, we'll get married next May. Years of trying to failed attempts to get into a long term relationship through online personals, success came in the form of a total stranger in a bar. - ScubaShneve, on 07/14/2009, -1/+7I know imeem.com has ads for a dating site that helps you find goths in your neighborhood. In the ad pic, both people look like men.
- lydiasky, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6Lol. In response to Tall Personals ... size always matters.
- mrfritz, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6You mean ;)
- TheMachine1, on 07/15/2009, -1/+7I joined the "Farmer Only" one hoping to meet some hot, hippie, hemp raising, chic. Turns out its really a big underground sex with farm animals site :(
- Apocalyptk, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5Oh, there's still a stigma. Seriously test it, going to a party and tell everyone there that you met your girlfriend on X dating site just to see what happens.
- bodycounter, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5What is with the horrid color scheme on this site? Ugh! My eyes!
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5The 'Crazy Blind Date' comments made me laugh. The idea, however, horrifies me.
- 7m7uf, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5I've seen two people misuse the "/" -- need to get them a dating site.
- Atario, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5In other words, like regular dating.
- nepidae, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4The real question is do the pokerface chicks bluff with their muff?
- xavyre, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4You know vampire dating sites are like one step away from cannibal dating sites...
- ViscidGobs, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3You should try sheep. They are not that baaaaaaaaad.
- chudroy, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3lovecraft, where the hottest profile picture you can find of someone there is that of a walking cow with a magical staff
- electronicdream, on 07/15/2009, -1/+4And you still didn't get laid...
- falconear, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3I asked her if I could at least get a "second-hander" and that was pretty much the end of the date.
- benderillo, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2There is a strip-club in south central Wisconsin that could probably get you going in the right direction. Just ask around for "Cupcake".
- timothycrash01, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2I'm guessing every profile name on that site is Roark202, Roark_756...
- J0hnnyBlaze, on 07/15/2009, -5/+7buried for false and misleading description.
- electronicdream, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2And naked wizard.
- captaintrashbag, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2So true. Good for you.
- buckrogers1965, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2She had me when she took out the dentures. And those 7 decades of experience can't be beat.
- MWeather, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2http://www.datealittle.com
Much better. - waj5001, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2Don't worry about serial killers here.
http://inmatesforyou.com/
Women with such interests as...
Making license plates, working out, and reflecting on life. - Squaker, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1hhaa.
- buckrogers1965, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1And ask for a shot from a couple of angles. Some women are only cute from one angle.
- peters1023, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Priceless.
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