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- malkir, on 10/10/2007, -11/+203List of things guys have probably often told you.
#1 We don't give a *****. - crawf061, on 10/10/2007, -13/+162The chick that wrote this.... kind of a bitch
- littlebylittle, on 10/10/2007, -6/+125#5 If you take medicine for a yeast problem, keep that little secret to yourself. MmmKay?
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -7/+123That was quite possibly the lamest article I've read this week.
- Vicujozobenaxod, on 10/10/2007, -8/+113Just a *little* too much sand in that vagina.
- Keach, on 10/10/2007, -4/+7011 Things Women Don't Know About Men (This One Is Mild)
http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/16758/11-things-women-dont-know-about-men
1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. - ramong, on 10/10/2007, -16/+81No. 1 was a bummer, I STILL believe every woman has a little lesbian dying to come out.
- HeatherH88, on 10/10/2007, -17/+80Right. And you secretly desire to take it up the ass.
- FulcrumVitesse, on 10/10/2007, -6/+62Hah. I always suspected that #9 on the list was true...
- vault, on 10/10/2007, -11/+64know your role, woman.
- doctorfungi, on 10/10/2007, -3/+541. Sorry, but we're actually all not "a little gay."
Apparently you're all ***** at grammar too. This sentence is pretty stupid, as it implies that women are never, ever, "a little gay". Hell, let's remove gender from the equation, there are heaps of people who are "a little gay".
3. We loosened the jar first.
Well then keep loosening bitch.
5. If you take medicine for athlete's foot, keep that little secret to yourself.
How is this gender specific?
6. We know you know where the remote control, the dry cleaning, the ski equipment, the peanut butter, the nail clippers, and the toilet paper are located in the house we both live in, so knock it off with the "Honey, could you...?" crap.
You knock off asking us to open the jar, and we'll talk.
I really hope she wasn't trying to be funny when she wrote that... - WhiteIce89, on 10/10/2007, -5/+51Is it just me or did the author seem like a controlling bitch?
- Grogtron, on 10/10/2007, -3/+45Ahem... 10 things you don't know about men.
1. We don't tell you when we know you are lying.
2. Your best friend... Yup.
3. It would be easier to look tough/manly if you didn't "loosen" the jar twisting the wrong way.
4. Sometimes keeping our nuts in check is more important than your underwear fetish.
5. About the athlete's foot... we were hoping you'd catch a clue and quit with press releases on the current state of your vagina.
6. Please hold you? Lets talk about fetching the remote.
7. You're wearing makeup because you're ugly... you know we know, right?
8. We don't like it when you try to dress us.
9. Supersecret... The toilet seat thing... it's passive resistance to your tyranny.
10. We didn't marry you for your sparkling personality. It is, after all, the bitterness that lasts.
11. (bonus item) We've seen the pictures... you're not just a *little* gay. - Scarfy, on 10/10/2007, -8/+48Buried as inaccurate, this bitch needs to get back in the kitchen.
- ZephyrNinety, on 10/10/2007, -3/+411 Thing You Didn't Know About People
1. ***** off and stop keeping sexist ***** alive by writing things like this. - benbenbenben, on 10/10/2007, -7/+44Wow this article is pure feminist *****. For example, #2: in a real marriage, the couple is SUPPOSED to raise the baby together, and the husband is SUPPOSED to help the wife whenever he can. If the wife doesn't want him saying "we're," she can do it all by herself. #3: all the proof you need that this was written by some self-righteous-don't-need-a-man feminist. #5: is this a really big problem that it had to make this already-pathetic top 10 list? #6: I'm single, but I've NEVER heard my dad say this to my mom. #7: so what? It's called sunburn (as embarassing as it is for some to admit). #9: no *****, who said it was a "supersecret?"
...just to point out a few ways this article is pointless and has no business being on Digg. - Salgat, on 10/10/2007, -6/+43This woman sounds like a...well you know.
Man I hate women with attitude. - AnteChronos, on 10/10/2007, -2/+37Who the hell sits down *anywhere* without looking where their ass is going? Just a small glance is all it takes. If you don't have even that tiny bit of common sense, then, frankly, you deserve any resulting "unpleasantness". Consider it a warning to pay attention next time.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33Does she seriously give a ***** about what kind of underwear a guy wears?
And women call *us* shallow... - iRoy, on 10/10/2007, -4/+35She looks "a little gay" in that pic.
- BeefBaron, on 10/10/2007, -4/+33FTA: Arrogant woman writes top 10 list
- gtapro92, on 10/10/2007, -8/+36Whats with these bitches acting like they're god and mens lives are just a quest to completely understand women? Honestly these ***** need to get over themselves, they're humans just like men are.
- mikev, on 10/10/2007, -9/+36my role is to digg you down
- Pinhedd, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28obviously written by a lesbian.
- Justavian, on 10/10/2007, -6/+29My sentiments exactly. The picture with the crossed arms and attitude tops it off. I guess i should assume that this list is aimed at the toolboxes and ***** of the world, but i can't help but think "There's no way i'd date a girl that would write this kinda list." Get over yourself, Miss Leoni.
- rompom7, on 10/10/2007, -2/+251 Thing You Don't Know About Men: We already knew all that.
And whats with most of these points? They aren't stuff we don't know about women.. It's just stuff that pisses you off.
ie:
4. It's always, always better to go commando than to show up in tighty-whiteys.
5. If you take medicine for athlete's foot, keep that little secret to yourself.
7. If you're wearing a baseball cap and you're bald...you know we know, right?
This list should be titled: "I'm not a 'little gay' so I'm going to write up 10 other things that I think are misrepresented facts about women, however around point 4 I will trail off onto personal dislikes which are probably true for most women. Also, I can loosen jars." - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23This is what happens when you allow your women sex objects to start thinking.
- Mearn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2213. If your nice guy friend tells you your boyfriend is a jerk, he wants in your pants.
- sarae, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23So true...And as a woman I disagree with most of things she said.
- ScrumFritter, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18If your nice guy friend is straight, he wants in your pants, to some degree.
- Virak, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17You must've missed this one: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Funny_Alaskan_Cruise_Diary_Written_By_A_Young_Lady
- littlebylittle, on 10/10/2007, -9/+25#2 There are plenty of lists like this from men's perspective too.
- samssf, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Buried as inaccurate.
- newl, on 10/10/2007, -4/+19I don't know about you but I'd rather know something is going on than to have a midnight snack that just wouldn't taste right. Not to mention that you should be concerned about your partners health and well being.
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16She's an "independent woman". I hate those, they act like they have something to prove.
- fkr3, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Mulder
- samssf, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16Right on, cool, yep, nice article. Now go get me a beer.
- bobcatred, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14you mean you can't tell when the bald guy's trying to cover it up with a hat?! GASP!
- rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14That is some lame *****, she's bitching about. After reading all that, I don't give a damn about your 10 little things.
Now, if you want to read about some hardcore bitching..read this about a woman who's tired of sex:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/362940891.html
The article is very much laden in profanity, so I decided against to paste it here. Warning: Not for the meek hearted! - Wren5, on 10/10/2007, -2/+141. Some women have a desperate aching need to make themselves feel empowered.
- blitzer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14I would guess digg readers have a very long list of things they dont know about women...
- mascot4hire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1014. You dont have nice guy friends you have a queue.
- Grumps, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10I still think this list is better
http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/The_top_100_reasons_it_s_great_to_be_a_guy - Grogtron, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11Nothing wrong with independent women.
People with something to prove (men or women) are a giant pain in the ass to be around. - FiP0, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10I believe that everybody, man or woman, is 'a little gay'.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -4/+13Retarded article, any guy with balls would dump this bitch in a second.
- dmightx, on 09/21/2008, -1/+10I'm ***** glad I'm not a chick. Damn!
- terminal157, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11Funny link. If you go nine years without finding a single partner who gives you what you want, maybe there is something wrong with you.
- Gizza, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9"6. We know you know where the remote control, the dry cleaning, the ski equipment, the peanut butter, the nail clippers, and the toilet paper are located in the house we both live in, so knock it off with the "Honey, could you...?" crap."
I think that's giving us a little too much credit. - SirNoobius, on 10/10/2007, -5/+14who?
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