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10 Products Only Douchebags Buy
toplessrobot.com — These items are so intrinsically douchey, they could take even the most dignified gentleman and make him look like a raging jackass.
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- abhilash, on 03/19/2008, -5/+3nice. "intrinsically douchey" is a new one :) & the new avatar? very classy. how's ses? i've been sidelined b/c i just had shoulder surgery yesterday. can't believe i'm back online (against everyone's wishes)...
- aldenhg, on 03/20/2008, -1/+2What the hell is wrong with you?
- phixed, on 03/19/2008, -3/+1I wish I could get a set of balls for my MBP but it's much too pretty for that.
- G35B, on 03/19/2008, -8/+3lol @ axe...spray on scent is definitely for douchebags
- quiznos, on 03/20/2008, -0/+2old spice after hours smells good
- SEMatGTS, on 03/19/2008, -4/+3Hmm...what about a set of "Ballz" on a slammed Honda Civic with one of those crazy-loud coffee can-sized mufflers? I think I've actually seen that here in Portland.
- rgladstein, on 03/19/2008, -4/+2I've never heard of truck balls. Are they there so you know where to kick?
- thoughtfulclown, on 03/19/2008, -0/+3they're everywhere here in TX. quite simply one of the gayest things i've seen.
- colto, on 03/20/2008, -0/+2I live in TX and haven't ever personally seen any but have heard a friend say he saw some. Perhaps it is more common in the very rural / hick areas? I live in the city so I wouldn't know.
- thoughtfulclown, on 03/19/2008, -0/+3they're everywhere here in TX. quite simply one of the gayest things i've seen.
- thoughtfulclown, on 03/19/2008, -0/+4i hate bluetooth headsets. i'm so glad they made it on this list.
- KenCW, on 03/20/2008, -0/+1I always cringe when i see white trash wearing a Grave Digger shirt and a bluetooth headset
- irinotecan, on 03/19/2008, -3/+3I would amend #8 (giant watch face) to any watch over $100. I saw a watch in a magazine once that I liked, and then I googled it... $10,000.00 WTF?! That makes a gold Rolex look like a poor man's watch! Who the hell buys a ten thousand dollar watch?? I guess the same douche nuts that pay for $1000/hour hookers...
- mooseontheloose, on 03/20/2008, -1/+1You wear a Casio watch that has a built in calculator, don't you?
- unicronband, on 03/19/2008, -1/+11How about anything Dane Cook-related?
- amanilaenvelope, on 03/19/2008, -2/+3no gel products, really?
this douche bag list isn't complete then.- aldenhg, on 03/20/2008, -0/+1But there's legitimate use of hair gel. For instance, if you have curly hair and you don't want it to become a sparse forest of frizz in humid weather, you put a little gel in it. Just because you never learned how to properly groom yourself doesn't mean it's douchy.
- amanilaenvelope, on 03/21/2008, -0/+1ok i agree with your comment but douche bags always put so much gel in their hair that makes them look like a character out of dragon ball z
- aldenhg, on 03/20/2008, -0/+1But there's legitimate use of hair gel. For instance, if you have curly hair and you don't want it to become a sparse forest of frizz in humid weather, you put a little gel in it. Just because you never learned how to properly groom yourself doesn't mean it's douchy.
- biglio, on 03/20/2008, -3/+9This is lame dude.. come on someone just slapped 10 products together and called this a day... Am I suppose to be entertained here? No.. you didnt even hit some of the douchiest products out there.. like how about enzite!!! or earings for guys? Now they have makup for men.. If I didnt know you I would have burried this!
- squishee, on 03/20/2008, -2/+5If this is who I think it is, then you own at least 9/10 of the products on the list.
- KenCW, on 03/20/2008, -1/+2Biglio wonders how much to remove barbed wire tattoo
- DeathJux, on 03/20/2008, -3/+4Hay guys, this is already on the front page.
- windowi, on 03/20/2008, -4/+3Why isn't a BMW M3 posted?
- aldenhg, on 03/20/2008, -3/+3Because it's a sweet car, douche.
- Repiv, on 03/20/2008, -1/+2I'd say an M3/5 is the least douchebag sports car. Any sleeper sedan/coupe. Maybe not newer models, but M3s have always been less about appearance and more about driving.
Wait I sound like a douche. Scratch that.
- clearwaterlab, on 03/20/2008, -0/+3I'm not going to lie, this article is a steaming pile of freshly strewn out feces.
- VacaN, on 03/20/2008, -0/+2I need to buy my rig a pair of balls.
- lupka, on 03/20/2008, -2/+2haha. someone submitted this 2 hours after you and they have 1300 diggs...
- Dumbledorito, on 03/20/2008, -1/+2My wife hates Axe with a passion. Of course, she taught in an inner-city public school where many of the students applied enough of the stuff to distort the space-time continuum.
They don't have "one serving" written on the cans, do they? - dj43, on 03/20/2008, -0/+5The second spitter stole the thunder from this one. Double diggers should be shot on site. Or cuddled with.
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