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- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Like cleaning the Tampons from the women's stalls.
True. *****. Story.
When you go to clean a women's restroom, you have to 1. Place a "Do not enter sign" in front of the door. 2. Place an "Out of Order" sign on the door. and 3. Close the door.
Now you would think that with all these warnings they will stay out.
Nooooooooooooooooooo~.
Every god damn bitch steps over, around jumps and does anything humanly possible to get around the signs and side step the cleaning cart. And every ***** time they stop and see what clearly appears to be a man cleaning out the bloody tampon bins and asks you "Oh. Is the restroom closed?"
Now the men. All you have you do is put a single "Closed" sign in front of the door (you can even leave it open) and nobody will enter. EVER. - dtd00d, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16@navitatl: Living in your mother's basement is not a job.
- Anigav, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15#1: Oprah Winfrey's thong
- adogg06, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Am I the only one here who doesn't know what a vermaport is?
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15I'm a quarter French and want to kill myself about half the time. I must really hate the French.
- jus1haz2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Idk retail is pretty ***** and wasn't on the list.
- ts8lemonade, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Just watch Dirty Jobs, always makes me appreciate a clean indoor job.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Where's helpdesk on this list?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8An even worse job to have is frying donuts at Safeway. You work at 2 or 3am every morning and get ***** on by all the managers. All the while, they play Michael Bolton on the Safeway Radio Network. Hell pales in comparison.
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Cook and Zoo cage cleaner are not that bad. I've don both. I worked at Marine World in Vallejo California.
- ambrosious, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8This really is not very funny or interesting... All of those sound like fairly normal jobs to me with unrealistic down-sides.
- Daiken, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7The list is alright...nothing great, not the worst jobs out there. But then I saw astronaut on the list and I know for a fact this list is *****. It's still my dream to become an astronaut.
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7***** you. Banjos are awesome.
- russianmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I work in a call centre / battery farm.
I'll apply for job number 23.
Plus Mimes are usually French, and everyone hates the French. - dtd00d, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Well that's good because if you were half French you'd want to kill yourself all the time. God forbid you were 3/4...
- tonich03, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Lamest article ever. I wonder how much it cost to be dugg.
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Dog trainer. There is nothing more thrilling than having a massive poodle try and rip out your throat.
- JeremyL, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7After reading this list, if you are on it, it's time to fire up that computer and make a new resume!
- meethree, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Title should have been "101 Jobs that are way better than wasting your life sitting in a cube working for an idiot boss". Picking up a single elephant turd is more accomplishment than I ever saw in cubeville.
- shirosamurai, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7This list is horrible. Here I was expecting to see a realistic list with actual, disgusting jobs that people put up with. Some of the jobs on here aren't even real (witch/warlock assistant..?) and the others don't even make sense or are just ***** jokes (see the Astronaut one).
- iamcrazyed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4We salute the colo-rectal surgeon,
Misunderstood, and much-maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!
...well, I'm sure this isn't what he meant by 18 holes a day. - fredkreuger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I like that you inferred that he writes for Leno. Whenever my friends make an unfunny joke, I tell them that they should write for Leno.
- garrycam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Vermaport - check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermaport
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Wow. Does this guy write for Leno? Those are some of the worst jokes I've ever read. Just stick to the list, fella.
- insomuchas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4How about the guy that cleans porto-potties?
It's a really ***** job. - Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I was promoted from Pizza maker to aviary cleaner and elephant scooper. (Promoted as in bribed an extra fifty cents an hour to take a position nobody else wanted.) Followed after that I became an assistant dog trainer. And Yes there was an Orca before I worked there and After. But not during. I assume they just scoop it out like leaves. Thats what they did with the dolphins.
- Squeeself, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Just watch the show, "Dirty Jobs" on the Discovery channel. The host is hilarious to boot.
- plannters, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Pretty lame, you could make the same "what if" observations with anything. Bad humor.
- celeb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"6-Elevator maintenance man: Should something go wrong on the 10th floor while working, your number is up."
Not bad considering the pay is not too shabby and they are in high demand.
16) Elevator Repair – Average Yearly Salary: $58,000+ Thanks to the International Union of Elevator Constructors it is very easy to find a job in elevator repair. All most candidates need is a high school diploma, and they’ll be well on their way to finding an apprenticeship. In some cases, you may need to pass an aptitude test before the union will help you find a job. Check with your local union office to see what opportunities may be available.
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Highest_Paying_Jobs_That_Don_t_Require_a_College_Degree - superguysteve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3if you are reading the list, isn't your computer already fired up?
- maehem, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4102 - US IT Engineer. Whoops! You've been outsourced!
- Aliarse, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Oh look, i found the bury button. ;)
- AnotherName, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5worst list ever w entries like
10-Witch or Warlock Assistant:
29-Exorcist:
51-Mime:
84-Corpse Flower Grower:
etc - HughbertD, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"12-British Bobbi: English law enforcement can not brandish or carry firearms. But what if a criminal does?"
Yeah, not all countries have a massive problem with guns. .. . . - inkswamp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Coming from a background of near-poverty and having worked my way through college and my early years, doing jobs I wouldn't hire my dog to do, I can tell you that I already appreciate my own job just fine.
It bothers me how quickly young people hired where I work--most of them given everything they've ever wanted in life from Mommy and Daddy--will start to complain about how crappy the job is or how dissatisfied they are with things. I guess it has a lot to do with your perspective, but you have to remember that somewhere out there, someone has it worse than you.
Even on my worst days, where every computer or server I touch seems to go haywire, I stop and think back to ten years ago when I was bagging groceries or hauling around palettes in a warehouse and it helps to keep the mood in check. Works like magic. - spookyttws, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Dugg up for mention of Mike Rowe
- kazimir34, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I guess the ones with a work "on-the-list" don't really appreciate more their job after reading this.
- ladymix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3would rather clean ***** all day than telemarket again
- Ottergoose, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3My most humbling moment was when I drove by Wendy's and saw their token Down's Syndrome employee walking around picking up litter in their parking lot, which is exactly what I would be doing a mile up the highway in the Dairy Queen lot.
/Glad to be done with food service - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I agree with Mr Peanut on this one.
Buried, lame. - deathguppie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4These are all funny.. but not really that bad. Try grinding fiberglass in a booth all day as part of a hot tub assembly line. Or try working your hands back into submission after waking up to them being so swollen they can't move on a long liner, fishing for bottom fish, after 4 hrs of sleep. I could go on, but this list is really just made as a joke for the ignorant people who have never really had to work anyway.
- tacojohn48, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I think being a cart attendant is worse than several of those. You have to deal with bad weather, trash people leave in their carts, and watch out for crazy drivers.
- Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I've cleaned police dog kennels. I imagine you clean dog ***** the same way you clean elephant ***** (or ***** dinosaur ***** for that matter) the same way: With a strong jet-stream hose.
Question for you: Did your place have a whale? If so how did they clean Shamu's poop? With a big ol pool skimmer? - PaperMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I enjoy how observant people can be... so many people talk about the guy that wrote this list. Now yes, I'm sure there may be male Lindsay's out there but I have surely never met any of them....
- nikop, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3How did this crap list get to the front page?
- satanatnmtedu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1People pay to do what is described. It is called drum corps.
- Scrappy1850, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1now, that depends on who you are killing
- chapinmesa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Some of those aren't to terrible...Bikini Waxer? I'd take that job! haha. But also...Slaughterhouse Employee, not to bad, my friend does that during the summer and its pretty good money for what he does. Highway Patrol, not bad. Sewer diver actually sounds cool, anyone catch the Nat. Geo. podcast on it? Crop Duster Pilot, also pretty sweet and good pay.
- Jojoicb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I think I need a new job I'm in the top 10
- akira117, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Work in the customer service dept. in a big business.
Get basically yelled at all day by angry customers.
If you act mean back (like swear) you get fired.
Oh and yea I do hate my job. -
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