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- mkamal, on 09/29/2009, -1/+126Not if the trick-or-treater is wearing a mario costume and throwing a fireballs.
- Snoosy, on 09/29/2009, -6/+120Does anyone else hate the expression, "after the jump?"
- GeekNurse, on 09/29/2009, -0/+90From URBAN DICTIONARY:
1. after the jump
***** irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.
Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. ***** off you gigantic *****.
<big block of ***** here>
More photos of <*****> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!
<links here> - smacksaw, on 09/29/2009, -1/+58Doesn't seem to scare the dog.
- Grandpohbah, on 09/29/2009, -1/+52Feed me Seymour!
- FormerBabby, on 09/29/2009, -0/+47That dog is ***** satisfied.
- microphonix, on 09/29/2009, -0/+38If you place this outside your doorstep at Halloween, some prick is just going to steal it.
- airwalke, on 09/29/2009, -2/+28Haha, yeah, the dog's all "ROFL that's fake."
- offrdbandit, on 09/29/2009, -0/+26In each castle you don't find the Princess, you find one of the Princess's body parts.
"The Princess's torso is in another castle!" - skyadd, on 09/29/2009, -0/+26Seeing this makes me wish for an M-rated Mario game, a real dark interpretation.
No way Nintendo would ever go for it. - paintb4707, on 09/29/2009, -0/+25Holy crap the detail in the mouth is incredible!
- FunFactor100, on 09/29/2009, -0/+23I especially hate it when they say "after the jump" and there is no "jump"...the content is directly below "after the jump"
- airwalke, on 09/29/2009, -0/+18Yes.
- Mayday408, on 09/29/2009, -0/+17Articles like this make me depressed as I wish I was this talented :(
- Cayetano, on 09/29/2009, -0/+16I hardly ever see anything where the "jump" is except maybe the word "Advertisement" and a yellow NoScript box. Here, there's nothing at all.
- arizona01, on 09/30/2009, -0/+11I could have sworn I saw one of these in Super Mario.
- iheartbakon, on 09/29/2009, -0/+11The fireballs, they do nothing. Sneak up on it and punch it!
- stuffradio, on 09/29/2009, -2/+12Your comment sucks. If you're going to talk about one single comment, hit reply to that comment and don't waste my time reading your crappy comment.
- BigLou, on 09/29/2009, -0/+9This guy has a fantastically "dark" style on the cutesy Mario piranha plant. I LOVE it!
- gnarnia, on 09/29/2009, -0/+9Its tongue area is so well done it's grotesque,
- Awwzm, on 09/29/2009, -0/+8Wait for it to go back into the pipe. Then follow it.
- itstomcat, on 09/29/2009, -0/+6Tip-toe past it. Problem solved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs65jP8GI0o - somnus, on 09/30/2009, -0/+5It's a link to more content on another page, but that new page still has the sentence telling people to click on a non-existent link and now needs to tell them to skip past an ad.
Why didn't they replace this with a variable that has two definitions a long time ago? Definition while on the main page: "Click on the link for more!"; definition on the full page with ad: "More after this advertisement!". Wouldn't that be easy to include in a blog CMS? - crazyhorse13, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5^^Needs more adblock.
- FormerBabby, on 09/29/2009, -1/+6Looks nothing like it. Its a Super Mario ripoff.
- tgc1, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5First thing that popped into my head.
- soil, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5No, but the one-legged dog might do the trick.
- algaeturd, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5I wouldn't put this out in the yard on Trick or Treat night...some fat kid dressed as a hobo would probably try to light it on fire.
- daridave, on 09/30/2009, -0/+5for some reason, when I think Mario throwing fireballs, I have this "bleep bleep blop" sound effect playing in my head. Don't ask. :S
- Gregus1032, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5if they steal it on Halloween they need to learn about mischief night.
- stlredbird, on 09/29/2009, -0/+4Well the dog doesn't seem to give a *****
- slapMeOften, on 09/30/2009, -0/+4Actually a Venus Flytrap does not have teeth or a tongue. Mr. Obvious has failed.
- Rezz03, on 09/30/2009, -0/+4kill it with fire..........flower
- perfunction, on 09/29/2009, -1/+4Needs more ads
- marciot, on 09/30/2009, -0/+3They should just use the expression "Mind the gap"
- marciot, on 09/30/2009, -0/+3Wow. This could only be cooler with some animatronics.
- LiamIsOnFire, on 09/29/2009, -6/+9Oh my god ; _ ;
- greentable, on 09/29/2009, -1/+4awww i just nostalgia'd
- dumbum, on 09/29/2009, -0/+3Or a bandicoot with a spin-attack
- SilentSpyder, on 09/29/2009, -0/+3Anyone know what type of dog that is? It looks like my dog but I was never able to figure out if he was a mutt or actual breed.
- rockon4life45, on 09/29/2009, -0/+2that dog, I'll tell you what man....
- abk0110, on 09/29/2009, -1/+3They're both obviously based on the venus flytrap so that's not surprising.
- zeth006, on 09/30/2009, -0/+2Or tossing a turtle shell.
- nextekcarl, on 09/29/2009, -0/+2That always seemed like a bad idea to me. The first time I played (when I was like 10?) I thought you had to kill it first, which was very frustrating.
- DeepThought78, on 09/29/2009, -0/+2Not gonna lie, I was thinking the exact same thing... Any help?
- Jmorris5ten, on 10/09/2009, -0/+2you need to go back and play some real games...
- pirco, on 09/30/2009, -0/+2Yes. I hate it so very much.
- damnshoes, on 09/29/2009, -0/+2i think the dog is baking in the sun. :-/
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