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  • ChaosProfessor, on 05/28/2008, -65/+1499Step 1. Get hot Girlfriend in underwear.
    Step 2. Get Wii fit and have her play.
    Step 3. ........
    Step 4. PROFIT!
    • breezytrees, on 05/28/2008, -25/+739Step 1. Get hot girlfriend.
      Step 2. .........
      Step 3. PROFIT!

      there.
      • Alphateam, on 05/28/2008, -19/+141Step 1. Get a hot girlfriend.
        Step 2. What is a girlfriend?
        • Ozymandias42, on 05/28/2008, -1/+80Wow, you know that looks a lot like our software development methodology.

          Step 1. Build system X.
          Step 2. What does system X do?
        • worldchanger, on 05/28/2008, -11/+1welcome to digg.
        • Buckeye17, on 05/28/2008, -58/+2BEST SOLUTION
          Build a WAL-MART along the border. Mexicans on one side, Americans on the other.
          Pay them 7.50, Then when ever some one screws up fire them on the spot, so you can hire there cousin in turn.
        • uhhNo, on 05/28/2008, -0/+54Buckeye, what the hell are you talking about?
        • Handonam, on 05/29/2008, -0/+9wow wtf was thaaaaaaaat.

          I'm going to screenshot buckeye's solution and use it as THE answer to everything stupid question here on digg.
        • CrackIsWack, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1@Ozymandias42
          +.5 internets to you, sir, for unparalleled nerdiness!!!
      • sinizuh, on 05/28/2008, -2/+178Your step one is probably the single most difficult way to start off any goal for any male on this website.
        • Ebulating, on 05/28/2008, -1/+56I know! I mean, "Climb Mt. Everest" is at least possible.
        • Knucklecallus, on 05/29/2008, -2/+4Everest is easy compared to many other mountains
        • grungemusic3001, on 05/29/2008, -1/+7@sinizuh, It is not our fault that decent looking atheist girls are hard to find!
      • BoonTobias, on 05/28/2008, -4/+451. Get a girl
        • madeingermany, on 05/28/2008, -0/+18Don't think my wife would like that very much :p
        • rrbest, on 05/29/2008, -1/+11I'm sorry for your loss.
      • leerayIG88, on 05/28/2008, -21/+33Step 1. Get hot girlfriend.
        Step 2. .........
        Step 3. *sex!!1!!
        • dpcdomino, on 05/28/2008, -6/+87Step 1 Get a hot girlfriend
          Step 2 get....

          ((User DPCDomino has logged off of digg.com))
        • pigducksheep, on 05/28/2008, -0/+10Same thing as profit really.
      • halobender, on 05/28/2008, -10/+38Step2: pimp that ho. :)
        Step3: Profit!
      • dOOBiEx213, on 05/28/2008, -42/+4HOT? Bitch has no ass.
        • Disease, on 05/29/2008, -1/+3You and the rest of YouTube say that as if you can do better.
      • jackspayed, on 05/28/2008, -5/+88Step 1. Get off the computer & shower.
        Step 2. Leave the house
        Step 3. .......
        Step 4. Speak to any one of the opposite sex.
        • soulkitchen, on 05/28/2008, -0/+93Step 5. Arrange price?
        • bigkeeperrabbit, on 05/28/2008, -0/+36Step 5. Never admit to playing any role-playing games after age 14.
        • MikeSD34, on 05/28/2008, -3/+10Step 5. Hit them with a brick Billy
        • phuibonhoa, on 05/28/2008, -0/+46Step 5. Apply chloroform
        • rrbest, on 05/29/2008, -1/+14Step 5. Prepare icepack
      • LeeSoong, on 05/28/2008, -119/+18Ron Paul supports tax free profits
        from girl friend Wii dancing,
        and the elimination of the I.R.S.

        http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues/debt-and-taxes/

        “The people know much better how to spend their money than the government.”

        Buy a Wii for your gf,
        and Vote Ron Paul !
        • Trykt, on 05/28/2008, -4/+42Did you think this was funny while you were posting it? At no point part of you went "Stop, no, this is retarded and will make me look retarded because it's not funny at all"?
        • pnunn, on 05/28/2008, -12/+3Surprise- another irrelevant Ron Paul comment! Hooray!
        • jeoncs, on 05/28/2008, -3/+4Ron Paul stole ur wii
        • Punkazz189, on 05/28/2008, -3/+8He is still running?
        • Knucklecallus, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3Elimination of the IRS... god
        • LeeSoong, on 06/01/2008, -2/+1There is nothing funny about how
          the criminals in the federal government
          are running the country into the ground,
          where the only future for the
          U.S.A. is bankruptcy and complete collapse.

          Ron Paul will Restore the Republic,
          and defend the constitution from
          communists like Hillary,
          socialists like Obama,
          and fascists like McCain.

          Vote for the Future - Vote Ron Paul!

          http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues

          “The people know much better how to spend their money than the government.”
      • Daniel591992, on 05/28/2008, -12/+1TO SEE THE PRIVATE VIDEO:

        Click on where it says play next to the link to youtube (on the thumbnail).
      • crazycraka, on 05/28/2008, -7/+2Wait Whats Step 2?

        You know!?





        UNDERPANTS!!!
      • Light11, on 05/28/2008, -0/+18more like "go broke" instead of profit
      • SRSco, on 05/29/2008, -18/+8Call me a n00b or whatever. But where the hell did this lame as hell meme come from and how does it make sense?

        Also, she's not hot. She's just not fat and in underwear. That doesn't = hot.
        • Loaferz, on 05/29/2008, -0/+14ur standards are way to high for the average digger sir.
        • JrGhoull, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Loaferz is right about the whole high standards thing...but i'm with ya on the whole not hot thing...though they say beauty is mostly on the inside...

          and by "they" i mean all the uglies /joke
        • hodrige, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4 South Park...This episode is the episode that introduces Tweek... The kids learn all about big corporations from the Underpants Gnomes to close down the new coffee shop and to save Mr. Tweek's business.
          Step One: Collect underpants.
          Step Two:…
          Step Three: Profit!
          The gnomes' three-step business plan, which reminds me of most of the dot-com business plans.
          Big corporations are a necessary part of modern economics...
          Excuse me for a moment... I had to watch this again.
          I am tired.

    • Elliottx, on 05/28/2008, -99/+16Step 5. Go back to 4Chan you stupid ***** *****.
    • theliamburns1, on 05/28/2008, -40/+51. No more underpant gnome steps.
      2. No more " In Soviet Russia...."
      3. Thank you.

      • JayD16, on 05/28/2008, -3/+45In Soviet Russia, our meme overlords welcome profit.
        • sublimemm, on 05/28/2008, -8/+5that one is actually funny, well played Sir.
    • mrbroli, on 05/28/2008, -25/+5Profit is in step 2.
    • eclipse007, on 05/28/2008, -32/+12I can't figure out how you guys get from Hot Girlfriend to profit.
      But FYI hot girlfriends demand hot cars, hot vacations, hot presents, etc.

      Unless you find a hot AND rich girlfriend, you're not getting anywhere.
      • Acglaphotis, on 05/28/2008, -4/+5Pimp her.
      • MisterChirish, on 05/28/2008, -3/+4Don't know why you're getting dugg down for spelling out something that most guys know to be true...
        • Spudster, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1Guys like to dream...
        • SamuraiPanda, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1Because its one of those things that everyone knows but nobody says 'cause whoever says it is being a killjoy.
        • ericmerrill, on 05/29/2008, -2/+1Girls don't demand anything from a boyfriends other than a decent human being. Stop generalizing all females into very sexist stereotype, and making excuses to why you can't seem to meet one.
      • placidified, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1Kill-joy :(
    • briansearles, on 05/28/2008, -3/+227You lost everybody else at step 1!
    • over900000, on 05/28/2008, -14/+123Step 1. Get hot Girlfriend in underwear.
      Step 2. Get Wii fit and have her play.
      Step 3. ........
      Step 4. FAP!

      fixed
      • black27696, on 05/28/2008, -1/+60I think I'd rather have sex with her. But that's me.
        • thejeremy, on 05/29/2008, -0/+22Weirdo.
        • chaosblade77, on 05/29/2008, -2/+2You just have to be different I guess.

          And what kind of CAPTCHA is hHhhH?
    • sandburn, on 05/28/2008, -5/+231Step 3. Make a million theoretical dollars on YouTube.
      • zspeed78, on 05/28/2008, -6/+3Or have it link to your advertising company (notice the name of the submitter).
    • rpgmaker, on 05/28/2008, -2/+26I just happen to need the girlfriend :|
    • learn2, on 05/28/2008, -7/+2So i think i'll be the next one to post this type of video on Youtube. Bought the WiiFit day after it came out and the gf loves it.
    • nolesfan247, on 05/28/2008, -4/+34Step 1 is NOT making this process any easier for Digg users.
    • Chadbr0chill17, on 05/28/2008, -28/+2OMG I bet you didn't get that format from another site!

      "Step 1. Get hot Girlfriend in underwear.
      Step 2. Get Wii fit and have her play.
      Step 3. ........
      Step 4. PROFIT!"

      YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CREATIVE!
      • silencerider151, on 05/28/2008, -0/+11Not a South Park fan or a regular internet user, are you?
      • Cougnut415, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3Step 1. stfu
        Step 2. Get hot Girlfriend in underwear.
        Step 3. Get Wii fit and have her play.
        Step 4. .......
        Step 5. PROFIT!
    • muzy, on 05/28/2008, -17/+8did this original poster of the video realize that his GF almost naked ass is gone be watched by millions of wankers ?

      I think the original poster of the video does not know what morality is
      • homanh, on 05/28/2008, -2/+4Bin Laden is that you?
      • cannibaljp, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1laughed so hard i pulled a ***** muscle in my stomach.

        it was so worth it!
    • LeeSoong, on 05/28/2008, -3/+60She's gonna be mad when she sees this video!

      "Honey, does this YouTube video make my butt look big?"
      • ramunenke, on 05/28/2008, -0/+14"hell yeah, thats the best part" says friend on the phone overhaering the conversation
    • forceuser, on 05/28/2008, -6/+1I never could've figured that out from watching the video, thanks.
    • iwilldigg, on 05/28/2008, -2/+25Would like to see her from front as well...
      • dicknuts, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1No kidding, there's just something about big, dorky glasses on a cute girl.
    • worldchanger, on 05/28/2008, -2/+57"and in other news, sales of Wii Fit inexplicably skyrocketed today..."
    • Junpei, on 05/28/2008, -16/+9Annnnd video is down. Set as private. Way to ruin a good thing Digg.
    • GertFrobeshire, on 05/28/2008, -5/+0booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    • j00b, on 05/28/2008, -6/+10The guy made it private.
      • b3owulf, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2it's back
      • sealbeater, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4Not before I downloaded it. High quality too, mp4 goodness.
        • ericmerrill, on 05/29/2008, -0/+9That's not wrong in any specific way, but damn it sounds awful.
        • odiego, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2creepy!
    • eschompthis, on 05/28/2008, -11/+8step 1: advertise Wii fit as "revolutionary"
      step 2: advertise it being better than your 100 year old yoga mat
      step 3: ????
      step 4: Profit!!!
    • deenoop, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2What i love most is that videos such as this will begin to come out of the wood work now (thanks to this richly dugg article)

      Of course, I plan to sit idly and enjoy said videos.

      dugg
    • Pillage, on 05/28/2008, -1/+3Would have had to post this on metacafe if they wanted to make money.
    • kneelB4zod, on 05/28/2008, -1/+52Step 5: Put video of hot girlfriend in underwear on youtube.
      Step 6: Get dumped by hot girlfriend for being a douche.
      • ericmerrill, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2:D
      • Timmyftw, on 05/29/2008, -0/+6Agreed. My girlfriend would dump my ass in a second if i did this. Still im definitely considering getting wii fit now.
    • b3owulf, on 05/28/2008, -3/+6When will digg get over the whole 4 step profit?

      Yes I know what it's fun, but reapplying the same joke for every article is not only not funny, it's lame.
    • nitesoulja, on 05/28/2008, -6/+1STEP 1: .......
      STEP 2: .......
      STEP 3: PROFIT!!!!
    • thelock65, on 05/28/2008, -5/+449 seconds in...camel toe
    • Rentinu, on 05/29/2008, -2/+3i herd u liek mudkips?
    • karolisonline, on 05/29/2008, -1/+5STEP 1: Create wii fit
      STEP 2: Find creative direcor of advertising company who has hot girlfriend
      STEP 3: ...
      STEP 4: We are already out of stock.
    • chrismag1979, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2must.......resist......................temptation....
    • craven005, on 05/29/2008, -4/+11000th Digg!!!
    • arsonist18, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2why spend so much on wii fit when you could just get a bunch of hoola hoops and get the same result for a fraction of the price?
    • thejeremy, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2I'm assuming she's not included =/
    • miggie, on 05/29/2008, -1/+3I hope his girlfriend beats the crap out of him with the wii board for putting this on youtube.
    • KarlLiu, on 05/29/2008, -1/+0Step 1:Get Hot Girlfriend in ......
      Step 2:Over and Over and Over ........
      Step 3:Bingo
    • fadzil1976halim, on 08/08/2008, -0/+0step5...buy more Wii Fit
      step6 repeat step 1-4 he.he.
  • 8bitclassics, on 05/28/2008, -30/+660I emailed the link to my wife and she said "She looks eerily like myself". Guess who is buying a Wii Fit :)
    • lives4him06, on 05/28/2008, -14/+5hellz yeah, man!
    • clickwir, on 05/28/2008, -1/+104Guess who's posting another video? 8bitclassics!
    • dougdiggerton, on 05/28/2008, -14/+3there's probably a reason why you couldn't see her face. no complaints.
    • DiggzDE, on 05/28/2008, -0/+10Time to buy my girlfriend a Wii. I would have bought it simply for the jiggling provided by Wii Sports, but this whole hip thing in Wii Fit is a whole new level.
      • EpochOne, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Wow, I read that as "Time to buy my wii a girlfriend." haha!
    • bazierk, on 05/28/2008, -1/+9This video alone could sell more units then any advertising that Nintendo could possibly make.
    • Junpei, on 05/28/2008, -1/+54The creepiness and stalker abilities of people on digg will never cease to amaze me.
    • ell0bo, on 05/28/2008, -0/+38I love my gf, but I'm rather sure if I taped her doing that, I'd get dugg down like a champ.
      • hmunkey, on 05/28/2008, -0/+31At least you admit it. Good man.
      • warplayer, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Oh, I see what you did there... oh, you...
    • justintsmith, on 05/28/2008, -1/+3Dude, your wife is totally hot.
      • 8bitclassics, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3Sorry, she isn't my wife, just found the video.
        • baldboy7, on 05/29/2008, -0/+6next time just say "yea thanks"
        • theHM, on 05/31/2008, -0/+18bitclassics: I think justinsmith is referring to this:
          > I emailed the link to my wife and she said "She looks eerily like myself"
        • 8bitclassics, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Ah, though I do think some people are confused though. But to be honest, if it was my wife that did this, I would still post it. Though I would be in the dog house for a little while.
    • SatansSpatula, on 05/28/2008, -10/+1[I emailed the link to my wife and she said "She looks eerily like myself". Guess who is buying a Wii Fit]

      Probably that liar named 8bitclassics.
      • strictnein, on 05/28/2008, -0/+4Reply

        And who uses square brackets to quote?
        • bitterbug, on 05/29/2008, -3/+2Is that rhetorical? Because the answer is right above you.
    • hitdrumhard, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3Ok. I am gonna email this to my wife too and see what happens. I hold you responsible.
    • jman2807, on 05/29/2008, -2/+2Where do you put the wiimote? O I don't have one of those.
    • gl77, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1silly bastard.....digg users dont have wives....much less hot wives like this girl. no one likes a liar, 8bit.
      • 8bitclassics, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1You would be surprised. She teaches gymnastics and also starting to teach cheerleading this fall :)
    • hollismb, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Did she actually say 'looks ... like "myself"'?
      • 8bitclassics, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1copy and paste from her email. Though she didn't see the face, just the body from the behind like everybody else.
  • secretsaucetv, on 05/28/2008, -206/+0oh man - this is the best clip ever - kudos!!
    digg this too -
    http://digg.com/nintendo/Backseat_Gamer_Episode_1_ ...
  • breezytrees, on 05/28/2008, -114/+911***** this story. I wish I still had my girlfriend. :-( why am I saying this on digg.

    edited. no matter how many times I almost push the delete comment button, i never actually can. I can't explain why. sorry.
    • leetninja, on 05/28/2008, -6/+250you can have mine .... shes cute ... and bitchy and high maintenance ... all yours pal! shes 23 yrs old ....
      • BoonTobias, on 05/28/2008, -23/+2^ trying to give you a handjob, breezytrees
      • mizatt, on 05/28/2008, -1/+257I'll take her if you cover shipping
        • anagoge, on 05/28/2008, -4/+244Send her in smaller pieces and the shipping will be less.
        • whytey, on 05/28/2008, -20/+2ROFL!
        • willk281, on 05/28/2008, -6/+58you've found the line and crossed it.
        • Modestexcuse, on 05/28/2008, -8/+6I'll take her, and I'll pay shipping. Highest bidder? Pics?

        • bitterbug, on 05/29/2008, -2/+2@anagoge
          Wanna split on shipping? We can flip for it. Head or tail?
      • huertanix, on 05/28/2008, -14/+3pics plox...
      • ramunenke, on 05/28/2008, -3/+35is she allergic to any medication? GHB, Penicillin, Exctasy, Xanax?
      • Paulish, on 05/28/2008, -2/+5That might be because you are a 93 year old man who just can't satisfy her. It's true, check his profile.
        • swicken, on 05/29/2008, -2/+2I dont think it being on his profile makes it true.
        • chaosblade77, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4It would take pedo to a whole new level though.
      • nj10ii, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1pics or its not true....
    • wild, on 05/28/2008, -9/+498You may not be able to find the delete button, but your girlfriend clearly did.
    • wedges, on 05/28/2008, -20/+105like i tell my sensitive friends - harden the ***** up.
      • dave122, on 05/28/2008, -0/+8Chopper Reid Here!
      • TheInimitable, on 05/28/2008, -1/+128That's what she said?
      • breezytrees, on 05/28/2008, -4/+38I was never one of those sensitive guys, then I met her and everything changed.

        Love ***** with you, especially when it turns sour.
      • shownoregrets, on 05/28/2008, -0/+40Most people who tell their friends to "harden the ***** up" are the ones who have never been in a serious relationship, and quite possibly never will be.
    • D4CH, on 05/28/2008, -16/+9My girlfriend just left me, so no Wii Fit here :(
      • Dylson, on 05/29/2008, -2/+2Your girlfriend in wow who is a 45 year old dude who lives in his moms basement?
      • BoonTobias, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1you can always fit your wii
    • gallagherFTW, on 05/28/2008, -11/+53my girlfriend is fat, so no wii fit here :)
      • jgaspar, on 05/28/2008, -5/+67post a video of you beating her fat gunt with the wii board
        • WhatsUpWithJack, on 05/28/2008, -0/+31Or her trying to eat the Wii wheel, thinking its a doughnut.
        • hightower77, on 05/28/2008, -0/+25What's a gunt?
        • Alexandru25, on 05/28/2008, -0/+17Its another word for the FUPA, Fat Upper Puss Area.
        • MaikuSan, on 05/28/2008, -0/+24Gunt = gut + *****
        • Dylson, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3I would pay to see that, even if it was free.
      • plopper, on 05/28/2008, -5/+25haha, your girlfriend is fat.
        • SpongeBad, on 05/29/2008, -0/+12haha, your girlfriend is imaginary.
      • Froejam, on 05/28/2008, -0/+6Wii Fit will fix her.
      • elhaf, on 05/28/2008, -0/+12I think it's supposed to help with that.
      • melonade, on 05/28/2008, -0/+7That... that really sucks, dude. I'm sorry.
      • duffy89, on 05/28/2008, -0/+15Wii fat
      • CynicSight, on 05/28/2008, -0/+10Fat chicks need love too... and fitness, most of all...
      • TJNerd, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1wii don't fit
        • jazzguitar18, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2how long have you been waiting to say that one?
    • LogicBomB, on 05/28/2008, -19/+20Maybe if you weren't so emo and treated her right...
      • Misanthrope, on 05/28/2008, -0/+29Yeah, you clearly know the whole situation.

        I love guys that are all "Duh...treat her right!". Like they've never been anything but perfect and never had a girl get upset with them. If that's the case, enjoy Jr. High, it gets harder.
    • breezytrees, on 05/28/2008, -1/+30I was really hoping this wasn't getting to the front page. this is really embarrassing. My epeen is at like negative 1 billion right now.
      • unravelled, on 05/28/2008, -23/+5Ohhhh it could have been way worse. I remember this one time I got really drunk and my ex showed up................................................yeah that's all you need to know.
        • NotOptium, on 05/28/2008, -0/+10I hear you, I killed one of my ex's in a drunken rage too.
    • bexy4506, on 05/28/2008, -3/+98I understand his pain. I wish I had my boyfriend too. Or maybe its not that you miss that person but the Idea of having a girlfriend/boyfriend.

      Anyway... I wish I had a boyfriend that would buy me a Wii! I'd play it naked if he would pay for it!!
      • acetv, on 05/28/2008, -2/+38wtf
      • atcrawford, on 05/28/2008, -1/+189It's a trap.
        • xkingADROCKx, on 05/28/2008, -0/+56It's always a trap
        • unclecaveman, on 05/28/2008, -1/+24A trap? But a random girl on the Internet says she'll play Wii naked in front of me....can't be a tra....Oh ***** it IS a trap!
        • rockstarben1, on 05/28/2008, -1/+10Yep. Definitely a trap.
        • Paradoxymoron, on 05/29/2008, -1/+8Our cruisers can't stand blasts of that magnitude...
        • gravityboard, on 05/29/2008, -0/+8Dude-
          "our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude"

          digg is the only place I feel comfortable acknowledging that I can recognized an incorrect star wars quote.
      • darthdusty, on 05/28/2008, -1/+67transvestite. don't.....move. she/he can't see you if you don't move.
        • elhaf, on 05/28/2008, -1/+11I think you have them confused with a T-Rex.
      • koanage, on 05/28/2008, -0/+58bexy4506, meet breezytrees. breezytrees, bexy4506.
      • JT114881, on 05/28/2008, -5/+22Pix?
      • bexy4506, on 05/28/2008, -1/+35I am Not a transvestite thank you very much.
      • darthdusty, on 05/28/2008, -1/+65*GASP* It saw us! Quick, to the cellar!
      • tcheard, on 05/28/2008, -4/+14Pictures or it won't happen
      • AngelDragon, on 05/28/2008, -0/+34Include a link to a paypal donation button and the digg community will pay for your wii fit. As long as you promise to post your version of this video.
        This could be the start of a new internet meme!
        • CSharpSauce, on 05/28/2008, -1/+21i throw in... but first i want to see a pic... only hot chicks... or super fat chicks (hey that'll just be entertaining)
      • mantony, on 05/28/2008, -0/+18im sure we at digg can make this happen if you promise to make a video and upload it on digg i know we diggers can put together $250 to see you play the wii naked i got $5 set up a paypal who's with me
        • darthdusty, on 05/28/2008, -1/+16No more running or hiding. I will give you $20 to make the video as long as you provide me with lubricant.
        • mantony, on 05/28/2008, -0/+12ok so $25 down $225 left ...make a deal with the internet's and the wii shall be yours
      • teekay87, on 05/28/2008, -0/+7$5 from me too... though i do require a receipt, if your ass and hulo hooping isn't up to standard, i want my money back.
      • dudefaceguyman, on 05/28/2008, -0/+13Hell I'd pony up $5-10.

        This is a good idea. Bexy, if we buy you wii fit. You must play it naked and post it on digg. I mean, we're buying you a freakin game! Least you could do is show us some boobies.

        That is unless you're a tranny or just plain lying who you are in your profile.

        You're cute, but I'd say TOO cute to be posting on digg. Nothing against you just our kind is trained to be skeptical. 9 times out of 10 people who claim their girls are actually dudes in geek culture....
      • leetninja, on 05/28/2008, -1/+19i will buy you a wii ... if you do this in my livingroom ... with my current girlfriend ... and you both kiss ... BRILLIANT!!!
      • JBish828, on 05/29/2008, -1/+3Digg hookup! Nice!
      • samgab, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4You don't have a boyfriend? I'd buy you a wii -- even if it isn't strictly next gen...
      • darthdusty, on 05/29/2008, -1/+4Next gen or not man that's pussy your talking about. Or.....*****. Either way you're getting laid.
    • ReinhartTR, on 05/28/2008, -2/+50Hey buddy, it'll be OK. You'll find a good woman, just hang in there and try not to let it get you down. Exude confidence, not sadness or regret.
    • jiquester, on 05/28/2008, -8/+81You want me to drag my sack across your face?
      • thetanman, on 05/28/2008, -1/+25I just laughed really hard out loud, thanks for that.
      • BillC0sby, on 05/28/2008, -1/+22LOOOOOOOOOOL readin all these understanding comments and then i got to this hahaha
      • TheGooseyOne, on 05/28/2008, -0/+4If only that scene wasn't deleted, you'd have a ton more diggs, my man.
      • altinnovation, on 05/28/2008, -0/+4..Wow



        Upmod
      • calcio1, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3This is why I love digg
      • joshszman09, on 05/28/2008, -0/+0HAHAHA just saw that episode last night. I laughed my ass off when i read this.
      • Bob1Loblaw, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1This was funnier when I didn't know it was from Family Guy.
    • YodaJones, on 05/28/2008, -3/+246No matter how cute a girl is somewhere some guy is sick and tired of her *****.
      • SuperVepr308, on 05/28/2008, -1/+56That's deep, man. And true.
      • Brawle, on 05/29/2008, -13/+5Were no strangers to love
        You know the rules and so do i
        A full commitments what Im thinking of
        You wouldnt get this from any other guy

        I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
        Gotta make you understand

        * never gonna give you up
        Never gonna let you down
        Never gonna run around and desert you
        Never gonna make you cry
        Never gonna say goodbye
        Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

        Weve know each other for so long
        Your hearts been aching
        But youre too shy to say it
        Inside we both know whats been going on
        We know the game and were gonna play it

        And if you ask me how Im feeling
        Dont tell me youre too blind to see

        (* repeat)

        Give you up. give you up
        Give you up, give you up
        Never gonna give
        Never gonna give, give you up
        Never gonna give
        Never gonna give, five you up

        I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
        Gotta make you understand

        (* repeat 3 times)
      • grant1080, on 05/29/2008, -0/+9True. You show me a cute girl with a great body, and I'll show you a guy that's tired of ****ing her.
        • Bob1Loblaw, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2Gawd - you guys are cliche. Trying comin' up with an original quote once in awhile.
      • jaydoj, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1that is my new slogan, thank you
    • MiamiRox, on 05/28/2008, -0/+13That makes me sad :(
    • bstew22, on 05/28/2008, -0/+53this thread rules.
    • Th0rus, on 05/28/2008, -17/+8Grow a set of nuts.
      • NotOptium, on 05/29/2008, -0/+10Next, harvest them.
        Then, sell them at the market.
        Finally, buy a hooker.
        • Dylson, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1Well wait what do I do with the hooker? You didnt explain that one sir.
    • fartbuttes, on 05/28/2008, -34/+3***** death
    • MisterChirish, on 05/28/2008, -0/+25Just clicked on your profile, breezytrees and saw how old you are...

      Seriously, don't waste some really good years pining over that one that got away...

      Get out there and waste some really good years by getting astronomically liquored and cavorting with women of loose morals and low self-esteem...

      Oh, and hit the gym really hard... Nothing is better than your ex seeing you at the beach and then making a complete ass out of herself trying to 'seduce' you in front of all your friends...

      payback FTW!
    • LeanenStreet, on 05/28/2008, -0/+6Sorry dude I know where ur at. I still miss my old girl, I haven't clicked with anyone else like I did w/her. Just enjoy being single, become a man whore, get laid a lot, and better yourself from the situation. I've never been more motivated to get my masters and make bank until after we broke up. Being single can be fun too! I
    • Demener, on 05/28/2008, -0/+26In the same boat as you Breezy. 6 weeks into a breakup after an 8 year relationship.

      At least I've got a lot of motivation to get back into biking and swimming regularly.
      • bstew22, on 05/28/2008, -1/+7get back into biking and swimming? meaning she didn't let you do these things, or made you feel bad for doing them, such as making you feelguilty for spending time away from her? sounds like she's a psycho and you got out in time.

        same happened to me. 7 years though.

        either that or you are really fat, and you need to get back into shape. in which case you could just buy the wii fit. so either way, you've arrived at the right Digg story! Good Luck! :)
    • thailand1972, on 05/28/2008, -11/+1She's sucking my dick right now, thanks for passing her onto me.
      • ericmerrill, on 05/29/2008, -1/+3You just objectified women as a whole in like seven different ways. Congrats on being wrong in life.
        • thailand1972, on 05/29/2008, -2/+1If I wasn't joking, we could have a discussion here about why jokes about fellatio objectifies women, and I'm sure I could agree on some of your points, but unfortunately I was only joking.
        • ericmerrill, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3Let's have a discussion about your tact, then.
    • AmonAmarth, on 05/29/2008, -1/+4urgh, me and you both :(
    • chrismag1979, on 05/29/2008, -4/+2must.......resist......................temptation....
    • ckying, on 06/04/2008, -0/+1"When I get sad, I stop being sad be awesome instead. True story."
    • TenaciousDan2, on 07/03/2008, -1/+0She left cause u spent too much time on Digg. Thats why i do it at work haha
  • scotishstriker, on 05/28/2008, -34/+6you seen mega64s wii fit vid. its a ign subscriber vid but you can find it on youtube
  • breezytrees, on 05/28/2008, -50/+31anyway. This is an attempt at viral advertising i think, not a real homemade video. It's from tinsley advertising. http://www.tinsley.com/.
    • 8bitclassics, on 05/28/2008, -3/+22Doesn't matter if it is viral, it makes me feel funny :)
    • jazgold, on 05/28/2008, -1/+5tingly advertising.

      *squeeze*
    • andyb747, on 05/28/2008, -3/+1Nintendo needs a firm out of miami to market the wii like they need another hole in their head. dont think so.
    • MScrip, on 05/28/2008, -2/+11> "not a real homemade video. It's from tinsley advertising."

      So? It's still a hot girl wiggling around on a Wii Fit. It doesn't affect the awesomeness of the video.

      Dugg for the hot girl regardless of the advertising budget.
      • itsthebrod, on 05/28/2008, -11/+2So? You're basically licking Nintendo's balls right now. Don't fall for these idiotic viral marketing campaign.

        And second, if they had a significant advertising budget, why the hell did they pick such an average girl? If a company is backing it I better see a goddamn supermodel jumping up and down.
        • chewbie, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4she probably is a model since she has no ass and is very skinny + tall
        • asnider, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2Using someone a bit more average looking makes it less obvious that it's a marketing campaign. Of course, using the name of the ad firm as the YouTube user name kind of gives it away.
        • daRoach, on 05/28/2008, -1/+7If that is an average looking girl to you, I want to live in your world.
    • asnider, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3Proof?
      • upchucknorris1, on 05/28/2008, -0/+9The account that submitted the video to Youtube is named "tinsleyadvertising."
        • asnider, on 05/28/2008, -0/+6Thanks. Apparently I don't notice these things. You'd think they'd be smart enough to, um, you know, not use an account that makes it known that they are an advertising firm, though.
    • TheKingInYellow, on 05/28/2008, -2/+2this is an attempt at marketing:
      http://www.monolithcreative.com
    • digitalMessiah, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3So its an Nintendo add...... with Rock Band drums in the picture?
      • TheKingInYellow, on 05/28/2008, -6/+4your statement makes no sense. "its" is a possessive of a pronoun. "it's" is a contraction of "it" and "is". use "an" when the following word begins with a vowel or vowel sound. "add" means to increase; "ad" is short for advertisement. your question mark at the end means you are asking a question but you really are not.

        here's what your statement should look like:

        So, it's a Nintendo ad with Rock Band drums in the picture.

        or (variation)

        How is this an ad for Nintendo if there are Rock Band drums in the picture?
        • longcat99, on 05/28/2008, -1/+3holy *****, the Grammar Nazis are out in full force today!
        • TheKingInYellow, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2holy *****, the jr high kids are skipping their english class to post crap on digg.
        • DoctuhJason, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2Sentences are supposed to start with capital letters, and jr. needs a period. Also, Digg and English are both proper nouns that must be capitalized. If you are going to be a Nazi, at least do it right.
        • TheKingInYellow, on 05/29/2008, -2/+1Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart *****.
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 05/28/2008, -40/+90Buddy, I had my GF help me pay for it. Did you read that right?
    If anything good can come from the Wii it's making the girl split the cost because she'll play it too.
  • dynacrylic, on 05/28/2008, -14/+4I honestly didn't know what to expect while clicking the link.
  • ChaosProfessor, on 05/28/2008, -11/+1218if you squint really hard you can see that he also owns rockband, which my apparently homosexual friend pointed out
    • benburned, on 05/28/2008, -2/+297Apparently homosexual? how is th-- oh wait.
    • Impeller, on 05/28/2008, -9/+41I watched it like 4 times and didn't notice that... "Friend" yeah right...
    • had3l, on 05/28/2008, -8/+23AWESOME, I love Rockband!
    • krets, on 05/28/2008, -12/+192He's not your friend, buddy.
    • PubStomp, on 05/28/2008, -31/+2so you are apparently a homosexual also?
      • ramunenke, on 05/28/2008, -1/+13yeah cuz its contagious. like cooties and blackness. get the ***** outta here
    • kpmoore, on 05/28/2008, -3/+17I'm sad to admit that I noticed the Rock Band also.
      • daveluke1, on 05/28/2008, -9/+2He's not your friend, buddy!
      • skyroket, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3Are you apparently homosexual, too?
      • xt0ph3r, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    • lordbuddylove, on 05/28/2008, -3/+30Dr. Pepper spewing from my nostrils is painful. Damn your witty humor.


    • ZachTorpy, on 05/28/2008, -0/+6One of the few digg comments to ever make me laugh out loud.
    • titian23, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2Genius! ROFL!
    • eggdog14, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2That was amazing. 8 Gold stars and my lifelong respect.
    • sgxyay, on 05/29/2008, -2/+1Quality comment.
    • LadyJenn, on 05/29/2008, -2/+7I didn't notice Rock Band. Does that make me gay?
      • DarkDx, on 05/29/2008, -6/+1That makes you straight duh
        • raquel9e, on 05/29/2008, -0/+6...I believe LadyJenn is, well, a lady. I also didn't notice the Rock Band. I'll have to ask my girlfriend if that makes me gay.
        • DarkDx, on 06/05/2008, -0/+2@raquel9se: oh yeah your right, I fail, :(
      • soupr, on 05/29/2008, -1/+3She's a lady duh
    • xXSleepyKXx, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2Gay-dar 2.0
    • sleeknerve, on 05/29/2008, -1/+3Hey Look

      FUTURAMAS ON

      "Strikeout"

      HE HAS ROCKBAND
    • smpx, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2Friend?! You bitch!
    • MrVeal, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1If you squint really hard you can see her ass jiggle...
    • JordanZazzara, on 07/28/2008, -0/+0*****
  • robotderek42, on 05/28/2008, -20/+10Mirror:
    http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?t=41 ...
    • ChaosProfessor, on 05/28/2008, -4/+22WTF do we need a mirror for its on youtube
      • ryan899, on 05/28/2008, -0/+6Because some of us can't get to youtube from work!
        • tewas, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2And that link is blocked because of games :)
          oh well i'll see that at home
      • BruceBogtrotter, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3It's private now so we can't view it.
        • skyroket, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1He just made it public, AND it's a wider angle than the gametrailers.com one, so you can see why all the hornballs are getting off on it instead of the cropped version they put on gametrailers.com.
      • longcat99, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2also, when i tried to click on the youtube link it says that the video is set as a private video and i can't view it unless sent to me... totally not working... the mirror helped.
    • darkened, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3For people who have youtube blocked at work?
  • leetninja, on 05/28/2008, -36/+8buried as LAME because that is what it is ...
    • ChaosProfessor, on 05/28/2008, -4/+22ARE YOU A GAY?
    • mhunter2, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3Totally something a NOT LEET Ninja would say
    • diskit, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1What about your comment?
    • leetninja, on 05/28/2008, -7/+2you ***** idiots - IT IS A VIRAL VIDEO AND SHE IS FAKE - if you get all hot and bothered over the backside of some girl that shows her hula hooping around for 2 mins without showing anything much below her waist line you should try getting a girl ... you know little boys after you have sex with multiple women (which for all of you is unlikely) things like seeing 2" of underwear on a viral video just dont cut it ...
      • thetanman, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2No they, exist... they just happen to date and work for the same ad agency. I'd be interested to know whether or not Nintendo paid them anything for this:
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/megageox/2311444858/i ...
        • skyroket, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1I don't know whether to bury you because you're Thetanman, or digg you because that is a good find. Are you a scientologist?
        • thetanman, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1HO-LY *****... my name is Tanner so I've used thetanman (the tan man) for a long time. I've never looked at it like that before. Definitely NOT a scientologist.
      • Metman, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1Who would have thought a 'leetninja' would have such pansophical sexual experience?
    • leetninja, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2sorry if seeing a girl in her underwear doing basically nothing doesnt excite me as much ... maybe when i was 13 like you guys are it did i guess ... then again ... i also had a girlfriend at that age and was doing a lot better than watching her dance around in panties ...
  • durru7, on 05/28/2008, -9/+1667"Jessica, I think you should try Wii Fit"
    "Are you saying I'm fat?"
    "No, i'm just saying...."
    (hangs up phone)

    :(
    • 8bitclassics, on 05/28/2008, -31/+8Jump on yourself and show her how much fun it could be, though not sure if you want to do it in your underpants.
      • TheKingInYellow, on 05/28/2008, -2/+45how does one 'jump on themselves'?
        • learn2, on 05/28/2008, -0/+34ah, the art of "jumping" on oneself is an art that has been expressed graciously throughout the ages. First, you
        • skibob1027, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2Well played, sir. That one made me laugh out loud.
    • identifiedlogo, on 05/28/2008, -0/+168Well you tried...
    • phinn, on 05/28/2008, -17/+34She sounds terribly high maintenance, i would dump her. At the very least tell her "so i can sit on the couch with a beer and watch your ass"
    • EvilBlueDot, on 05/28/2008, -4/+18Cheer up, pal. One day you may find your true love who will stand in front of the Wii all day playing Hula-Hoop in her underwear. Then you can submit your own video to youtube, digg it, and then get dumped!
    • MrFisty, on 05/28/2008, -1/+17Better she hears it from you. When I bought Wii Fit, my gf said the same thing "Do you think I'm gettting fat?". "No, no" I assured her, avoiding eye contact. Then good ol' Wii Fit singles me out as a gutless liar by telling her itself that she's just inside the overweight BMI and frumped up her Mii. I spent the rest of the day playing GTA in the spare room.
    • googooly, on 05/28/2008, -2/+8epic failed
    • Eira, on 05/29/2008, -0/+5At first I thought this was a joke, because my boyfriend and I call each other fat all the time when we joke around. Hopefully you patched things up?
    • Tommyhawk, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2That was bad strategy.
    • Rodalli, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4You went in half-cocked, classic mistake. Do you see what your carelessness has wrought? Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.
      • ninjajaja, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4No. I... I don't want to!
      • fisherdr, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.
    • Floods, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Mmmm Jessica has a nice voice.
  • wild, on 05/28/2008, -26/+585Meh. I would rather just have her get healthy with lots and lots of sex.
  • mHtt, on 05/28/2008, -10/+855SO, she knows this is on youtube, riiiiiiight?
    • mcballz, on 05/28/2008, -7/+310Girls can't use the internets... she will never find it. You're still in the green bro!
    • StevenJV, on 05/28/2008, -1/+14And this is why the internet is scary - reminds me of that prom-fiasco you guys all snooped out on the internet, creepsters.

      But damn he sure can dress nice (oh and her too)
    • TomJohn, on 05/28/2008, -8/+3It's a professionally-produced and posted ad, fool.
    • Buddhaismybuddy, on 05/28/2008, -0/+81From youtube comments:

      tinsleyadvertising (3 hours ago) Show Hide

      "Sorry guys... got on Digg front page and well... my girlfriend found out and she's a tiny bit upset. I thought it was cute and it was actually done with good intentions if she ever doubted how hot she is. "
      • hoodrider, on 05/29/2008, -1/+7SNAPS! Does that mean digg is mainstream?
        • TheImmigrant, on 05/29/2008, -0/+21no go back to sleep.
        • bhaity, on 05/29/2008, -3/+1digg will never be mainstream as long as ***** like this has twice as many diggs as the next most popular article
    • Kinnkster, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3She will soon enough.
  • apothekari, on 05/28/2008, -10/+472All Nintendo needs now is a Wii kegel-ciser.
    • darkened, on 05/28/2008, -6/+11Dugg for -ciser
    • whereiseljefe, on 05/28/2008, -0/+68I am both intrigued and disturbed by the thought of the ergonomics of this device...
    • kpaphysicist, on 05/28/2008, -3/+4PS3 and 360 should counter with that. It's not like you'd need a motion sensor for it.
      • jabelar, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1You'd need a motion sensor for what I'm thinking .... just think of the "gaming" possibilities.
    • over900000, on 05/28/2008, -0/+87WiiSutra would be awesome.
      • dajuggernaut, on 05/28/2008, -8/+3Wii blow up doll FTW
        • skyroket, on 05/28/2008, -0/+7Wow... I'm so sorry I have to bury you even though I laughed. That's just wrong.
    • tehnico, on 05/28/2008, -1/+59http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1263/kegelcizer ...
    • jedimasta, on 05/28/2008, -1/+10Awesome on the Futurama reference m'man!
    • Kronos6948, on 05/28/2008, -3/+29...and Wii Laundry, Wii Dishes, Wii cooking....



      Gee...I still can't figure out why I'm single.

      Oh yeah! It's because I'm on Digg!
    • caramba420, on 05/28/2008, -0/+29Rumble Pack included!
    • redrighthand, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4I don't even think there is a kitchen tool to peel a kiwi-
      • ifoundthetao, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2What backdoor are we talking about here?
        • skyroket, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1The new season of Reno 911! started. They're playing with the polygraph machine, and they ask Kimball if she really can peel a kiwi with her vagina. I'm trying to find a clip for you guys...
    • Flatlineskillz, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2you sir are a genius
    • rjc5056, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1E-Z Kegs! I'll give 1,000 internets to whoever gets that reference.
    • AnOMNOMymous, on 05/29/2008, -3/+1No, a Wii Sybian.
    • gothelium, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1Well yeah.. what do you think the B button on the wiimote is for?? :P
    • MuffinFlavored, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1kegelcizer
      An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.
      "I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."
  • Awspire, on 05/28/2008, -19/+12He's doing it wrong.
  • tedlove, on 05/28/2008, -68/+7itd be cool if this chick wasnt so ugly.
    • RedMoonGenie, on 05/28/2008, -1/+13Whatever. Ponytail and glasses? Geek chic is so hot right now.
    • swazo, on 05/28/2008, -2/+36have you ever thought that you might be gay?
    • RedReplicant, on 05/28/2008, -1/+6I hear she has sharp knees.
    • notanidiot, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2OK, I can stand for "not hot," although I disagree, but "ugly?"
    • connorf, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1fap fap fap fap fap...
  • nutniqs, on 05/28/2008, -13/+114shameless...hot
  • jumbalia, on 05/28/2008, -17/+5If this makes front page...
    • 8bitclassics, on 05/28/2008, -1/+7It did, now what? All a bunch of horny guys wanting to buy a Wii Fit.
    • TheKingInYellow, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1if this makes front page why can't any of my submissions get on the front page?
      • Iggins, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1Do your submissions include a girl in her underwear playing with an invisible hoola-hoop?
  • gatt5u, on 05/28/2008, -12/+135why cant i look away!!!!!!!
    • jc7012, on 05/28/2008, -3/+15Sweet! Rockband!
    • jesuswuzanalien, on 05/28/2008, -5/+27Round and round the girls booty goes, when it stops, I will blow my load.
    • recruz, on 05/28/2008, -1/+8excellent. practice is over. now do that on my crotch.
    • jp12380, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2Maybe because she looks hot and she is in her underwear and she is moving her booty around?
    • megamod, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1Throw more hoola hoops at her!!! yeah baby bend over a bit more to get that hoop.
    • chaosblade77, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1Maybe you're straight?
  • centran, on 05/28/2008, -12/+431that video makes me feel funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
    • yohnstoppable, on 05/28/2008, -5/+76If she were a president she'd be baberham lincoln
    • EmancipatedJake, on 05/28/2008, -26/+2seriously when are people going to hire better writers? The rope in gym class bit was stupid the first time I read it...
      • yohnstoppable, on 05/28/2008, -1/+12I'm between writers right now. Paying someone to write my digg jokes for me is pretty expensive, especially when there is 0 profit to be had.
      • centran, on 05/28/2008, -0/+4Go watch this movie.
        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793/
        That is where that line comes from and yes, if you didn't grow up during that time then it probably seems stupid.
      • ophello, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3seriously, when are you going to pull your head out of your ass and watch Wayne's World?
    • kevman459, on 05/28/2008, -1/+39Shwing!
    • cannonball, on 05/28/2008, -4/+7She'd give a dog a bone!
    • recruz, on 05/28/2008, -8/+3it's called puberty son. you will start noticing all kinds of changes with your body. you will start to notice hair growing in places that it never grew before, and your voice will get deeper. you will start liking girls and their so called, "coodies".
    • ophello, on 05/28/2008, -0/+8If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
    • ColbyMoore88, on 05/29/2008, -0/+8Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he dressed like a girl bunny.......no...me neither
    • thejeremy, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1they got a pool table too!
    • tmartin417, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2Garth????
    • samgab, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4In Latin, she'd be Babia Majora.
    • inverselogic, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
    • ienjoyhotsoup, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1tentpole! she's a babe!
    • UtilityPole, on 05/30/2008, -0/+0Party on, Garth!
  • lordewoks, on 05/28/2008, -10/+215This is the greatest Nintendo commercial ever!

    What?!? What do you mean this isn't made by Nintendo?
    • zspeed78, on 05/28/2008, -2/+5It IS made (or just posted) by an advertising guy.. check his name on youtube.
      • DarkDx, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2So if my nnickname is Bill Jr. Gates, then I HAVE TO BE bill gates' son?
        • zspeed78, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1No, but when you call yourself __________ advertising.. you are in advertising.
    • Greg2k, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2If it were made by Nintendo you'd be seeing Pikachu's ass dancing around
  • reisrocks, on 05/28/2008, -26/+276my girlfriend is blond. I just put her in front of the mirror and tell her to out-dance her evil twin.
    • bjs3171, on 05/28/2008, -2/+51classic.
    • source1984, on 05/28/2008, -19/+3dugg down because you DON'T have a girlfriend.
    • Saikou, on 05/28/2008, -17/+1You need and "e" on the word "blond," unless your girlfriend is a dude.
    • TommyBoy919, on 05/28/2008, -0/+38Dugg for being a blonde joke I've never heard before and will now shamelessly pilfer.
    • notanidiot, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1ziiiing!
  • mhunter2, on 05/28/2008, -7/+159Too bad you actually need a girlfriend to make this happen...
  • dreicher, on 05/28/2008, -29/+618Why not just spend the $1.19 on a hula-hoop?
    • iziizi, on 05/28/2008, -8/+82why bother living?
    • jp12380, on 05/28/2008, -1/+91Because it's more entertaining to watch a computer generated hula-hooper while you hula-hoop.
    • romistrub, on 05/28/2008, -10/+232***** you, grandma.
      • StevenJV, on 05/28/2008, -3/+13Where'd you get all the pink fifties you cheating whore?!
      • jsaya, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2Gasp! A Dane Cook quote dugg up? This is madness!
        • qwidjibox, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • D14BL0, on 05/28/2008, -2/+104Because a real hoop gets in the way.
    • DemDude, on 05/28/2008, -1/+101Because the hula hoop will occasionally obscure the view on the butt ^^
    • inverselogic, on 05/28/2008, -3/+12irritates her legs with the pastic when she is in panties...rookie
    • stfucupcake, on 05/28/2008, -0/+3There are no levels irl.
    • johndajap56, on 05/28/2008, -0/+29because the TV distracts her while your stare at her ass
    • hayden.evans, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1because wii fit does yoga too! :P
    • Eira, on 05/29/2008, -5/+5It's harder to have surprise buttsex with a real one in the way.
  • Impeller, on 05/28/2008, -12/+289She can really shake that ass...
    • Awspire, on 05/28/2008, -2/+47Shes not shaking her ass, shes gyrating her hips. Very well, too.
    • learn2, on 05/28/2008, -1/+40I think my dad was watching my GF play this a little too closely the other day.
      • DarkDx, on 05/29/2008, -5/+3For some reason this happened to me too, except I'm 14 and my girlfriend is 13.
    • kn3x, on 05/28/2008, -11/+4what ass?
  • trumpcard, on 05/28/2008, -28/+452She's wearing glasses.A NERD.
    • Impeller, on 05/28/2008, -7/+30Maybe that's the only reason she is dating a digger...
    • Exekutor, on 05/28/2008, -2/+188That's hot X2
    • Vodd9, on 05/28/2008, -1/+123... which is a huge turn-on.
    • Mier, on 05/28/2008, -1/+71a pretty hot nerd with an ass that won't quit.
    • colonelxc, on 05/28/2008, -0/+34Wait, what? Did I miss a day in nerd school? Only nerdy girls have poor eyesight?
      • ifoundthetao, on 05/28/2008, -0/+16I think in order for a nerdy guy to have a hot nerdy girl, she has to have poor eyesight. Otherwise she might see what he looked like. Hey-oo!
      • lamiaconfitor, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2because vainglorious bitches get the contacts asap. same with shallow guys.
      • Useight, on 05/28/2008, -0/+4Ha ha, you went to nerd school!
      • theshizzler, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2True nerds never miss a day.
    • solid12345, on 05/28/2008, -7/+5I like a smart girl but glasses don't do it for me, and I wear glasses/contacts myself
    • Gephoria, on 05/28/2008, -0/+10dugg for being a geeky cute girl
    • 8bitclassics, on 05/28/2008, -0/+12I honestly find girls with glasses sexy.
  • MattFromSeattle, on 05/28/2008, -10/+30Wiiiiiiiii!
  • InnerBlueAbyss, on 05/28/2008, -27/+15Not enough ass for me tbh
    • btraxx, on 05/28/2008, -1/+9I hear ya, brotha.
    • ibeetle, on 05/28/2008, -1/+5It is said the camera adds 10 pounds.
      Which means she is one seriously skinny girl.
      I did not know if I wanted her to have a Wii Fit or food.
    • intellimouse, on 05/28/2008, -1/+6Agreed. I need something that jiggles more.
    • acroyear2, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4Yeah, I need a little more myself.
  • frostbyt, on 05/28/2008, -8/+196I really liked her glasses.
    • pacificislandr4, on 05/28/2008, -10/+13Just imagine how hot it would've been if she did it with her GLASSES OFF!
    • Dohko_Xar, on 05/28/2008, -4/+2Really?
    • IronPhreak, on 05/28/2008, -0/+13she had glasses?...hmmm wasnt looking there
    • onionoino, on 05/28/2008, -1/+22i agree cute girl + cute glasses = cuter girl
      • IronPhreak, on 05/28/2008, -1/+11i 150% agree, i see cute girls at college and if they put on a good pair of glasses...omg
    • cannonball, on 05/28/2008, -0/+7The glasses is the icing to a very delicious cake.

      (no lie)
    • weirdo231, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2i like you
    • fxu1989, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1Librarian glasses are soooo hot.
  • 2001em2, on 05/28/2008, -7/+44damn... i was hoping for topless Wii jumping jacks. sigh.... oh well.... hula-hoop will hold my attention for now
  • doomchronage, on 05/28/2008, -12/+377A girl...kill it with fire!
  • CarStan, on 05/28/2008, -10/+2SWEET, Wii Fit.
  • zspeed78, on 05/28/2008, -14/+101I wish my gf walked around the house like that sometimes.. Im a lil tired of pajama pants for christ sakes.
    • JanYpe, on 05/28/2008, -4/+40Oh god those shapeless plaid monstrosities. Why girls? Why?
    • diskit, on 05/28/2008, -5/+36Be glad you have a girlfriend.
      • DiggzDE, on 05/28/2008, -3/+14Not everyone finds it difficult to intermingle with the opposite sex.
    • ChaosProfessor, on 05/28/2008, -1/+33institute no pants thursday!
      • Matt2k, on 05/28/2008, -1/+17Every day can be "No pants Thursday". Think outside the box
      • WhatsUpWithJack, on 05/28/2008, -1/+16I like to think while I'm inside the box...