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Mario Teaches You How To Get Women

trendhunter.com — “First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman.”

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  • qiaohua, on 07/13/2009, -4/+255Or you get wicked good at the flute and warp to the end.
  • Tippx, on 07/13/2009, -39/+239………………_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~-,~
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  • Imissnaptime, on 07/14/2009, -0/+168well this was unexpected.
  • richmomz, on 07/14/2009, -2/+129And then you find out that she doesn't put out!
  • gamerbambi, on 07/13/2009, -0/+108"Now that's a nice piece of ass I tell you wh-hat!"
  • namochan, on 07/13/2009, -5/+90And leave out the awkward phase with the shrooms.
  • Wisgary, on 07/14/2009, -0/+69"God dangit Bobby"
  • purplesawdust, on 07/14/2009, -0/+69And now for something completely different.
  • xero69, on 07/14/2009, -2/+56I've smashed my head into bricks overhead time and again and I never get ANY gold coins.
  • ejlewis, on 07/14/2009, -0/+50Boomhower: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
  • playyboy, on 09/29/2009, -0/+49dugg for randomness
  • Santa34, on 07/14/2009, -0/+46"Bobby, if you weren't my son... I'd hug you."
  • Dumbledorito, on 07/14/2009, -2/+47We're sorry, but the woman is in another castle.
  • bustabinary, on 07/14/2009, -0/+43or she's in another castle
  • CarStan, on 07/14/2009, -0/+40Propane!
  • xero69, on 07/14/2009, -0/+39Skin flute doesn't count man.
  • DirtyVicar, on 07/14/2009, -0/+34Then the woman gets your money. It's only a matter of time.
  • protargol, on 07/14/2009, -0/+26And Propane accessories
  • MrFreeman, on 07/14/2009, -1/+26I have neither money or power, but I think if I consume vast quantities of shrooms I can get my women eventually.
  • mhuggins, on 07/14/2009, -1/+25LIES
  • zomgflamer, on 07/14/2009, -0/+23then you get the chloroform.
  • EdgarG8, on 07/14/2009, -2/+21I'm gonna get buried for this, but here goes.

    Its simple young skinturtle. You see, lots of hot women are attracted to either fame, money and/ or power or all of the above. I'm not saying all but the majority of them are. For example athletes, movie stars, successful businessmen all have one of these features and you constantly see them upgrade to trophy wives. Take Donald Trump he divorced his wife and married his trophy wife Melania. A successful powerful man wants to be seen with an attractive woman and vice versa.

    Someone like Leonardo DiCaprio is a man that many women find attractive. But if he worked at Home Depot helping you with your lumber, or serving you at McDonald's do you think he would be able to date Brazilian Sport Illustrator models? No. Or how about someone like George Clooney yeah he's not bad on the eyes but if he was stocking shelfs at Target I'm positive he would not be able to pull the caliber of women he's pulling now. It's the Same thing with musician. Take a rock band like Aerosmith do you think that "handsome" Steven Tyler would be able to date the women that he's had? Nope. But they have good music and their famous so yes he'll be able to have women at the snap of his fingers.

    So to answer you question "Why are women like that?". It's easy because they can be at least the hot ones can. Oh and a 12 inch personality won't hurt you either.

    Bury away people!

  • RocketGib, on 07/13/2009, -3/+21Mario must have quit is day job as a Typing Teacher.
  • Rachy88, on 07/14/2009, -0/+18"Bobby! You failed English? Bobby, you SPEAK English!"
  • BobSagetFan, on 07/14/2009, -1/+18Then you get the herpes.
  • yocouchdigga, on 07/14/2009, -1/+18I took the tubes.
  • Xaevier, on 07/14/2009, -0/+15He may know how to get the woman but he sure as hell can't keep her from cheating on him with giant Lizards every week.
  • fraglerock, on 07/14/2009, -0/+15"Propane's a family gas. I don't like the idea of it being used to promote... alternative lifestyle."
  • MrJagil, on 07/14/2009, -1/+14i'm laughing out loud
  • rl41, on 07/14/2009, -0/+13If Mario had a lesson on how to get women, a whole generation of gamers missed it.
  • reyoo30309, on 07/14/2009, -5/+17Aw, I am going to be a virgin forever...

    or am I....?
  • burRIDERton, on 07/14/2009, -0/+10dugg for the emphasis on what
  • thejackyl, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9Jazz flute is for little fairy boys
  • xpinchx, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9Except every time mario breaks a brick he's actually killing a toadstool that was taken from the mushroom kingdom and transformed by the evil forces.... so you're actually killing off everyone she knows and stealing their money, then catching magic stars that make you invincible... and only then can you win over the princess and eat her cake.
  • klipseracer, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9Or your memory sucks.
  • gambl0r, on 07/14/2009, -1/+9Or, you know, Scarface.
  • TheyCallMePutz, on 07/14/2009, -0/+8Shouldn't this be: First you get the Money, then you get the power, then you atempt to get the girl, but she ends up with some Bowzer douchbag.
  • uberduger, on 07/14/2009, -0/+8I can't remember exactly what it said, but I was reading about it last night on the Super Mario Wiki and I'm pretty sure (though I was real tired) that it said there were 3 flutes, and then proceeded to list all 4. I was like WTF. Then I figured, hey, who cares? And went to sleep.
  • Mrandoman, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7You mean euphemism, not metaphor.
  • phatbyte, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7Plus, you will have to pay for child support, in this case yoshi's
  • TimeIsTissue, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7If you read the description, you've read the joke.
  • Gregus1032, on 07/14/2009, -1/+8"best pick up line ever: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"

    i forget who said it, but i saw it on bash.org years ago.
  • edwardr3073, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7yup.
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -0/+63. "2 in world 1, 1 in world 2." that line is as classic as the game itself. go away liar. Oh, and it's WHISTLES, not flutes. :P
  • benderillo, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5yep.
  • Gravey9, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5HAHA Propane.
  • Redequlus, on 07/14/2009, -2/+7Oh, you were on the Super Mario Wiki last night... cool.
  • spunker202, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5or your green card.
  • lolupissed, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5HAHA GOOD ONE
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