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- allywilson, on 05/13/2008, -20/+1023I wouldn't have eaten so many mushrooms I randomly found in the wild.
- an0nim0us, on 05/13/2008, -22/+836Is it just me, or are digg comments just getting worse?
- Shadowdev, on 05/13/2008, -9/+580It should be rated Mature because of all the language that comes out of people's mouth when playing that game... Spikey Blue turtle shell?? no no.. "***** Flying First Finder" as we call it.
- ChromaVita, on 05/13/2008, -1/+479They're better than YouTube comments
- strat777, on 05/13/2008, -5/+364I wrecked a bicycle once by running over a banana peel in a garage. My brother put it there (in hopes that I would not see it and hit it and possibly wreck) and when I saw it I told him "you know that does not work right?" So I just ran it over to show him, and the front tire slid sideways bringing my bike down instantly. This is my story of the night I was owned. XD
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -14/+349This is why Mario Kart should be rated M for Mature.
http://xkcd.com/290/ - mijelh, on 05/13/2008, -23/+297Use the "digg" button instead of the "submit comment" on these cases.
You're welcome - RSS14, on 05/13/2008, -1/+221Frogger should be rated M as well, it teaches people to jay walk.
- Jwoey, on 05/13/2008, -0/+213also, ovens are hotter than freezers.
- ThankTheCheese, on 05/13/2008, -6/+215I'm in the lead! wo hoo! I guess all I have to do is sit back and...
BAM! Blue shell.
*****, 12th. Whatever, I got the cannon ball thing, so it's all good. see I"m first again, now I...
BAM! Blue Shell.
what the...
BAM! lightning.
OK that was kind of ann...
BAM! red shell. BAM! knocked off the circuit by Bowser.
for ***** sake, that is bull *****. OK, I won't reset it....11th...7th...4th...***** squid is annoying....3rd...2nd...***** POW, what is the point of that...5th...3rd...2nd...Lightning. ffs....5th....2nd...1st....a-ha!
BAM! Blue shell.
***** mother ***** ***** you *****, what the *****!!!
I love mario kart :) - dema, on 05/13/2008, -0/+201I always wonder what my downstairs neighbor thinks when/if she hears me yell, "***** BABY PEACH".
- mentallyinhell, on 05/13/2008, -8/+166Some will take this seriously. And that is the saddest part of my day.
- whalt, on 05/13/2008, -3/+145The other day when I was at the zoo I had the uncontrollable urge to throw a barrel at a gorilla.
- illegalamigo, on 05/13/2008, -1/+132I have no idea why you'd type that out but best of luck to you.
- DivisibleByZero, on 05/13/2008, -0/+130There's also the practice of "shell *****", in which one hits a single player three or more consecutive times with shells. Wait just long enough for him to start moving again, then bam, hit him with another one.
- bobotheking, on 05/13/2008, -1/+119I would have.
- grimward, on 05/13/2008, -1/+119I wouldn't have killed all the turtles my sister had by stomping on them, and trying to kick their shells into the wall. (I knew there was a secret one up in there!!)
- osirislink, on 05/13/2008, -1/+118Thank god it was a banana and not a turtle.
- Jb611, on 05/13/2008, -8/+123dunno, maybe you could enlighten us.
- juttman, on 05/13/2008, -1/+113Should be rated M because it makes fun of the mentally handicapped. What the hell is wrong with Toad?
- stonedthot, on 05/13/2008, -5/+117Reminds me of that xkcd pic, http://xkcd.com/290/ Listening to 4 people play is hilarious, something along the lines of... "Fuuuuck... ***** *****.. *****! ***** FLOWER ***** BOY..Nooooo, *****! *****.. *****....Got you whore-bitch... *****!!... cool I just got wanked on by monkey boy... LIES!!...Here comes flying FUUUUCK!! etc" (I wonder what this comment looks like with profanity filter on?)
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -6/+124Here's another reason why Mario Kart should be rated for adults :
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn281/MGMustard ... - NeoCortex, on 05/13/2008, -2/+106"Why don't you have a seat over there."
- Boooohjoke, on 05/13/2008, -0/+96When both are on yes, if they are both off; well then its anyone's game.
- jc7012, on 05/13/2008, -7/+102Your mom came naturally.
HEYOOO - Etchii, on 05/13/2008, -0/+96I wouldn't have worn that tanooki suit and stood as a statue in the women's locker room at the gym.
- DrDragun, on 05/13/2008, -4/+108I wouldn't have made an invicibility star out of tinfoil and tried that backflip snowboarding....
- benmakesmovies, on 05/13/2008, -7/+101Eh. They've always been pretty dumb.
- ahawks, on 05/13/2008, -1/+93Zelda too. Every time I finish playing a Zelda game, I always run around the neighborhood chopping up people's bushes and smashing their pots. I also crawl into every gutter drain and manhole cover because good things are always hidden in holes in the ground.
- dheaddy, on 05/13/2008, -25/+120Trust the Metro not to recognise satire
- Llanowar, on 05/13/2008, -8/+99It's the huge influx of 4chan people.
- GoonPowerX, on 05/13/2008, -2/+87When you see it, you'll ***** bricks.
- 4pple5auce, on 05/13/2008, -0/+82I wouldn't have eaten that wild poppy and tried to throw flaming tennis balls at the turtles at the zoo.
- rivalius13, on 05/13/2008, -0/+74You're doing it wrong!
- buttsakk, on 05/13/2008, -5/+83If only I had a blue shell...
- bovilexia, on 05/13/2008, -4/+82if video games affected kids behavior we'd all be running around dark rooms, popping pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
- Cronikeys, on 05/13/2008, -0/+69I wouldn't have let some creepy guy with goggles follow me around with a camera.
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -1/+70We tend to refer to them as *random string of expletives* Blue Shell *random string of expletives*
- Hoogs, on 05/13/2008, -0/+65Awesome (your brother I mean).
- TheBlackLotus, on 05/13/2008, -0/+66Pokemon taught me to beat and capture small animals against their will, and bend them to do my bidding, with out caring about their safety, or health.
- Klarth, on 05/13/2008, -6/+69No you don't. You just don't have anything to say.
- wearescience, on 05/13/2008, -1/+63Try reading icanhascheezburger.com comments. It will make you want to gouge your eyes out.
- asauterChicago, on 05/13/2008, -3/+60Welcome to Diggchan.... remember when we pushed SO hard for that image section... yeah...
- SSUK, on 05/13/2008, -0/+55In the game of Mario Kart, victory is but one Blue Shell away from defeat.
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -3/+57Now this is the story all about how my bike got slid right upside down...
- alexp2ad, on 05/13/2008, -3/+55I'm pretty sure the Metro saw the irony... they aren't stupid.
- gooberguy, on 05/13/2008, -6/+56guys if you can relate your penis to that shape, then I am sorry for you =/
- grimward, on 05/13/2008, -0/+50We just called it "oooh shiiii*crash*"
- kevyn, on 05/13/2008, -0/+49pac man introduced me to a sad pill addiction
- Arramol, on 05/13/2008, -0/+50I was playing Double Dash with my 9 and 13 year old cousins when I was home from college for the summer. At one point, I heard that awful hissing sound of impending blue shell death and, without thinking, yelled, "WHO'S THE WHORE?!" Of course, being beacons of maturity, they *never* repeated it. They certainly did *not* come bounding down the stairs saying, "It's the whore! It's the whore!" when my roommate stopped by on the way to Dallas.
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