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If Mario was real. Mario rendered super realistically.

pixeloo.blogspot.com — The Super Real Mario Brother. You gotta see this, pores and everything.

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  • CurtisL, on 03/16/2008, -52/+29Looks good.
    • Akaji, on 03/16/2008, -3/+115Looks freaking creepy.
      • MadHarvey, on 03/16/2008, -3/+3It reminds me of the part in Childs Play, where the mom picks up Chucky and check him for batteries, and all of the sudden they cut back to him and he's a real dwarf actor instead of a puppet. That ***** always freaked me out when I was a kid.
    • saisumimen, on 03/16/2008, -5/+15"YOU GONNA GET RAPED".
    • Arkz, on 03/16/2008, -5/+16Why is the parent comment being modded down? this does look good! Damn good!
      • nmnnotmyname, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1one or two people didn't know he was talking about quality and the sheep aimlessly followed
  • Retnuh730, on 03/16/2008, -5/+613Those mushrooms have taken their toll on poor Mario...
    • jesuswuzanalien, on 03/16/2008, -16/+1Magic Mushrooms.
    • hugeego, on 03/16/2008, -13/+1this video shows how this happened
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpu44no3uO8&NR=1
      • CurlyMike139125, on 03/16/2008, -0/+3Wow, you managed to find a random video worse than a Rickroll (which is what i expected).... fail/10
    • antiorblkflag9, on 03/16/2008, -0/+25Look how big his pupils are
    • jgizzle09, on 03/16/2008, -14/+9if mario WERE real. anyone....anyone...we speak english, right?
      • redneckblues, on 03/16/2008, -5/+4Subjunctive FTW.
      • sgtbutterscotch, on 03/16/2008, -9/+3"were" is for plural. Mario is not plural. right?
        • chrislee149, on 03/16/2008, -2/+2If the phrase [were] not in the subjunctive mood, you would be correct.
        • Slade605, on 03/16/2008, -1/+2In his defense I think there are multiple Mario's.
        • jgizzle09, on 03/17/2008, -0/+1"if i were an oscar meyer wiener." were is correct and takes a singular subject and a singular predicate. were is not for plural at all. were is for the subjunctive which follows an if...then statement. even though the then part of the statement is left out it is still correct because it is implied. if mario were real...then he would look like this ugly dude in the picture.
      • crazybrit, on 03/16/2008, -4/+2Yeah, was is acceptable.
      • mrnoodle, on 03/16/2008, -5/+0"If mario were real" may or may not be more correct from a strict grammar point of view, but the fact is that it sounds too formal.
        • badjoke, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Which still doesn't matter because it's wrong.
    • ritzcracker, on 03/16/2008, -0/+56This is why Nintendo decides to keep their graphics at a minimum.
      • TheDarkTipper, on 03/16/2008, -2/+8Maybe this is how Galaxy would have looked if it was on the 360.
      • mcdefender, on 03/29/2008, -0/+0No one wants to see the truth!
    • DarkJesus, on 03/16/2008, -9/+2Does someone need to make a mushroom joke EVERY time a Mario related story is posted (which is a lot recently)?
  • photopalm, on 03/16/2008, -38/+2nice yo.
  • NightVortez, on 03/16/2008, -3/+350If Mario was real he would be a drug addict?
    • LongShlong, on 03/16/2008, -2/+29Yes.
      • expert01, on 03/16/2008, -4/+1I resent that, picture looks very similar to my grandfather.
        • InSectWar, on 03/16/2008, -0/+9Your grandpa is a drug addict?
          • LongShlong, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2"C'mon man, take these (mozzarella) cheeseburgers! C'mon man, I suck yo..."
    • tbone8978, on 03/16/2008, -8/+2I was thinking rapist. But it's mario, so he can't do that...or can he?
      • NightVortez, on 03/16/2008, -5/+2Bowser would probably be the rapist.
        • giveer, on 03/16/2008, -3/+3I dunno, Mario *does* work with plumbing, so.....
          • LongShlong, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Just because he lays the pipe, doesn't mean he does it to unwilling participants... Although, the Princess is an uptight prude that never puts out. Mario is getting played it get laid... Which will never happen... So... God... He IS A RAPIST!
    • ChokingVictims, on 03/16/2008, -1/+72Shrooms aren't addictive
      • RomeyRome, on 03/16/2008, -13/+3They're a gateway drug

        /s
      • mikesbaker, on 03/16/2008, -2/+4physically no but the some people can get addicted to anything
        • Spudster, on 03/16/2008, -2/+3No really... you can't. Most people don't even necessarily enjoy shroom experiences and destructive habitual use is impossible because if you are in a negative state of mind from destructive drug use then shrooms will only magnify that mindset.
          • mikesbaker, on 03/16/2008, -1/+4you can in the same way you get addicted to gambling or looking at porn on the net
    • nukemunky, on 03/16/2008, -0/+14Yes, he would be.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY
    • frotastic, on 03/16/2008, -3/+0are you telling me mario isnt really?!?
    • GODsPC, on 03/18/2008, -0/+1No but fire flowers are.
    • Mirag3, on 03/20/2008, -0/+1If Mario were real, would he be able to conjugate the subjunctive case?
    • falafelkiosken, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1shrooms
  • Snuff99, on 03/16/2008, -17/+7Now that's just weird...
  • EmitStop, on 03/16/2008, -19/+5If he was real he wouldn't have a body?
  • l0k0, on 03/16/2008, -22/+14You're telling me that nose is "rendered super realistically"? Are you kidding?
    • WarpFox, on 03/16/2008, -0/+4or eyes for that matter
    • BlueCadenza, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Yeah, thank GOODNESS for liquify filter. Kidding aside, it was actually a decent job.
    • lupka, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1i dont know why people are digging you down. i was thinking the exact same thing.
  • MewTwo, on 03/16/2008, -17/+2Mario, mario, mario
  • linuxrocks2007, on 03/16/2008, -8/+93After all the abuse he encountered during the intro of Super Mario 64 I wouldn't be surprised.
  • ghgh1313, on 03/16/2008, -11/+26who knew he was an alcoholic?
    • zedzedtop, on 03/17/2008, -0/+1His nose needs more blood vessels for that.
  • adh3isive, on 03/16/2008, -3/+237His expression when he heard Peach was in another castle.
  • Zamfir, on 03/16/2008, -11/+4Looks even more depressing...
  • GuacamoleSan, on 03/16/2008, -15/+2Why does he have wrinkles around his eyes?
    • drunkentoad, on 03/16/2008, -1/+64Spending over 20 years trying to save the same chick from a giant reptile over and over will do that to you.
    • john2kx, on 03/16/2008, -1/+19it's a phenomenon known as "aging".
  • kee440, on 03/16/2008, -4/+91I want a Luigi one!
  • nizzy1115, on 03/16/2008, -29/+65WOW. That is impressive. If only the Wii could handle better graphics, Mario could look like that right now...
    • jesuswuzanalien, on 03/16/2008, -3/+143Would you really want that?
      • ironkhan, on 03/16/2008, -3/+31Dude that's one ugly and scary plumber
      • ChokingVictims, on 03/16/2008, -20/+8Yes.
      • exomni, on 03/16/2008, -13/+14Yes.
      • TheTaoOfBill, on 03/16/2008, -3/+1It would be cool for like a special world. Kinda like in Mario 3 how there was big world. You'd have photo realistic world and mario would look like he's from Half Life 2 or something.
      • Ingulit, on 03/16/2008, -3/+1Yes.
    • NightVortez, on 03/16/2008, -0/+53Just imagine how scary the goombas would be.
    • xxMarka, on 03/16/2008, -6/+5i think it's hot
    • blkrabit, on 03/16/2008, -3/+3Give it about 5 more years; all video game characters will be rendered like that.
      • jenkinsm, on 03/18/2008, -0/+1Not to start a flame war but I think if the 360 or PS3 were used to their full ability they could render characters like that right now.
  • Caiman, on 03/16/2008, -15/+10Super Realistic? Uh...
  • talonstriker, on 03/16/2008, -13/+6Thats pretty impressive...especially the texturing.
  • MikeonTV, on 03/16/2008, -20/+3The next person who says "it'sa me Maaaario"...
  • StickWST, on 03/16/2008, -13/+4It's interesting but a now tired concept.
  • scxzor, on 03/16/2008, -18/+56"Real" shouldn't necessarily mean old, tired and unshaven.
    • Jesusridesabike, on 03/16/2008, -5/+108He's a ***** plumber.
      • Gamer2k4, on 03/16/2008, -1/+18And he's 27 years older than when we first saw him.
      • blkrabit, on 03/16/2008, -3/+1Yeah, where's the plumber's crack, anyway?
      • nighthawk8713, on 03/16/2008, -2/+9When has he ever done any ***** plumbing?
        • Jesusridesabike, on 03/16/2008, -1/+5How else would a plumber meet a princess?
        • DiamondIce, on 03/16/2008, -3/+2In the movie.
          • Jesusridesabike, on 03/16/2008, -1/+2I'm sorry, we don't like to talk about that...
          • AustinGoodchild, on 03/16/2008, -1/+3I cannot believe i have read this far into a comment cave. As i have to flag at hand, I shall mark accomplishment with a comment.
    • Shaflugi, on 03/16/2008, -2/+19Real shouldn't mean brown and post-apocalyptic. But game developers seem to think so.
  • phinious, on 03/16/2008, -8/+1It is me, or does he look a little like Don Novello?
  • VaporBro, on 03/16/2008, -10/+65KILL IT WITH FIRE!
    • AzureRise, on 03/16/2008, -1/+9What's he doing with that flower? HE'S FIRING BACK!
  • Overcyn, on 03/16/2008, -6/+101peach plz.
  • gregdogum, on 03/16/2008, -8/+60super realistically? as opposed to just plain old realistically?
    • Ingulit, on 03/16/2008, -4/+3Pun: "Super" Mario Brothers.

      It wasn't just hilarious, it was ***** hilarious.
  • hugeego, on 03/16/2008, -23/+1this video shows how they did this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpu44no3uO8&NR=1
    • Affirmative42, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Now, what did you do that for?
  • viiiirus10101, on 03/16/2008, -7/+4render him older.
  • cowofwar, on 03/16/2008, -4/+97That's not a rendering.
    • knuvue, on 03/16/2008, -3/+19I noticed that too, it appears to be stitched together from hi res pictures and edited in photoshop.
    • Spoomeister, on 03/16/2008, -1/+41...it's a space station.
    • joegibes, on 03/16/2008, -1/+3Yeah, it's a good photoshop -- I can tell by the pixels.
    • Cogboy, on 03/16/2008, -1/+4As far as I know rendering can refer to any depiction of something, not just cg images.
      • kubedawg, on 03/16/2008, -6/+3Like when someone says, "I'm going to render my super-realistic foot up your ass?"
    • cjh24, on 03/16/2008, -4/+4Too bad i had to scroll through two pages of fools to find this thread
      • YellowSnowDemon, on 03/16/2008, -1/+1Or, "Your testicles ought to be rendered useless after that horrendous comment."
      • Ingulit, on 03/16/2008, -1/+1Yeah, so you could contribute so intelligently to it /facepalm
        • Makaveli604, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1He did. He made the insightful comment that Digg users can't tell the difference between a render and this.
    • Philbert, on 03/16/2008, -1/+5Technically a rendering doesn't have to be 3D.
  • mediaspree, on 03/16/2008, -1/+11Wii 2.0?
  • Mrdudeperson, on 03/16/2008, -4/+2Plastic Surgery anyone?
  • Shawshanksr, on 03/16/2008, -5/+8what an ugly man
  • sw33tsarin, on 03/16/2008, -5/+179He looks like a child molester.
  • augmentedoctave, on 03/16/2008, -3/+21If that nose were real, it'd be dangerous.
  • psa21, on 03/16/2008, -3/+7they say sometimes when there's a full moon he watches you sleep
  • mrgeekguy, on 03/16/2008, -1/+103Hello, my name is Mario, and I am a meth user.
    • alienunknown, on 03/16/2008, -4/+48Hey there Mario. Welcome to Digg! Sorry to hear about your meth problem :(
    • NikoKun, on 03/16/2008, -1/+3That would explain a few things...
      • bejayel, on 03/16/2008, -1/+3the inexplicable ability to jump so high, thats not real. We are being shown from marios drugged up perspective!
    • joegibes, on 03/16/2008, -2/+4Mushrooms, buddy.
  • KillaJazzBass, on 03/16/2008, -2/+13Help! Mario fell into the uncanny valley and he cant get out!

    Bob Hoskins is a right idea of what mario would look like though, movie sucked but him and John (puerto rican) leguizamo did a great job.
  • eyefone, on 03/16/2008, -1/+14I was just about to go to sleep, thanks a lot.
  • jpjd, on 03/16/2008, -1/+17Horrifying!
  • ImmediateAction, on 03/16/2008, -1/+17Yet another example of how freaky fake stuff that is meant to look real can be...like ***** porcelain dolls.
    • blaaguuu, on 03/16/2008, -1/+8I don't think that is what porcelain dolls are made for...
    • AzureRise, on 03/16/2008, -1/+11Why would you ***** a porcelain doll?
  • SenoraObscura, on 03/16/2008, -2/+24Mustache rides, anyone?
  • lukemandese, on 03/16/2008, -3/+3He would deffinitelly have a unibrow.
  • grimward, on 03/16/2008, -3/+3I'm astounded by the sheer coolness of this image *and* it's creepyness :D
    ... but I keep wondering like some others in this thread.. how would princess peach look? Or toad? or bowser? :O
  • BIGJHUB, on 03/16/2008, -1/+10Man...I thought i could make creepy things in photoshop...
  • p0pcorns, on 03/16/2008, -1/+11His high pitched voice would never match that kind of face.
    • anononon, on 03/16/2008, -1/+20Mike Tyson
    • Darkmic, on 03/18/2008, -0/+0When you see the real guy behind the voice of game's mario ...
      It's a semi old man (white hair so on) you know :)
  • blinker265, on 03/16/2008, -2/+6why does he look like Golem with a mustache...
  • lphchld, on 03/16/2008, -2/+32got the same nose job as the Yellow Bastard from Sin City.
  • getisboy, on 03/16/2008, -2/+5AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Ricky138, on 03/16/2008, -1/+41And you wonder why he never gets it on with Princess Peach...
    • DarkDx, on 03/16/2008, -5/+3So you never got to the secret level? Hahaha bad for you, it's AWESOME.

      You will NEVER see it, NEVER.
      • kubedawg, on 03/16/2008, -2/+1It has to do with the clouds/bushes.
    • scribat, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Meh he's better off without her. Whore
  • Verz, on 03/16/2008, -5/+6This will be the reason behind Nintendo's fall in next next-gen.

    .. Or their success?
  • Discobiscuits, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1I'm fairly sure his eyes would be more bloodshot as he's always tripping on those shrooms...
  • niter412, on 03/16/2008, -1/+5Now we know why Nintendo decided to go with Wii's graphical power.
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