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- Dragoomba, on 03/16/2009, -2/+73Wait, so the game which set the world record for swearing is a Wii exclusive?
NICE. - admiral101, on 03/16/2009, -0/+37Apparently everyone.
- speedk0re, on 03/17/2009, -2/+25
*****. *****. *****.
Mother mother *****. Mother mother ***** *****. Mother ***** mother *****.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
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15 bucks, little man, put that ***** in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what. - GregIsLegend, on 03/16/2009, -0/+22It seems like that much swearing and over the top violence would appeal to six year olds and adults alike.
- admiral101, on 03/16/2009, -5/+25Will this and Madworld shut up the people claiming the wii is only for 6 year olds?
- freakish_beast, on 03/16/2009, -1/+14***** YEAH, who did they beat?
- Renton, on 03/16/2009, -1/+12Fanboys will always bitch about opposing consoles, espesicially when its outselling their favorite console 2:1. Just block the biggest trolls and move on (neotechni, mywhitenoise, whereami, coheedcollapse, zamfir, etc)
- ZenMojo, on 03/17/2009, -0/+11How ironic, then, that the one time he doesn't use "*****," there is an actual mother *****.
- JollyDumple, on 03/17/2009, -0/+10I think you mean using profanity.
Cursing is for evil sorcerers and warlocks. - kevro, on 03/17/2009, -1/+11Shame on you Sega.....for not doing this sooner.
- Zarokima, on 03/17/2009, -0/+9Congratulations on comprehending the implied meaning Dragoomba's post.
- Zarokima, on 03/17/2009, -0/+9If House of the Dead: Overkill, Madworld, No More Heroes, etc. are degeneration, I hope we never get off this slippery slope.
- MrFisty, on 03/17/2009, -0/+7I think it also holds the gaming world record for "reentries into the womb".
- Zarokima, on 03/17/2009, -0/+6The writer is a parseltongue, obviously.
- MarkOfTheDead, on 03/17/2009, -0/+4I guess it was like, part of the joke of the game and all but it got really excessive and became such a crutch of a KIND OF good zombie game really quick (I found dead rising chop till you drop to be a lot more fun and had a lot more substance) It reminded me of when a kid overhears a dirty word then feels the need to use it improperly in a spot where you don't need a word like that. Sort of like "Let's go ***** to the store!" or "So how are ***** you?"
Kind of brought memories of Jeff Gerstmann's review of kane and lynch to mind about how the f word is just overused to the point where it's like "seriously?". I'll be the first to say I have a filthy mouth but.....I don't know, like I said it seems like a real crutch. - dominator1989, on 03/17/2009, -1/+5You took that way too ***** far.
- Jelga, on 03/17/2009, -1/+5<Insert whiney fanboy rant about nintendo topping sales of ps3 and/or 360 and how you're a stupid blind fanboy and something about graphics not mattering even though you clearly said nothing about anything other than not getting a wii>.
Because you just KNOW someone is going to...maybe, I dunno... - momedefome, on 03/17/2009, -2/+6***** YEAH !!!!! SEGA kicks ***** ass
- AmazingAndrex, on 03/17/2009, -1/+5It really is worth it for this game if you enjoy arcade shooters.
- Zarokima, on 03/17/2009, -0/+4While I haven't done any research at all into coheedcollapse's "fanboy" behaviour, I have to agree with at least this one post. I waited over a solid day in line to be the first in my city to get a Wii, and it's highly enjoyable (more so now thanks to the over-the-top antics of Madworld), but for non-casual gamers 360/PS3 is the way to go. And of course this is not to bash Nintendo (hell the NES practically sums up my childhood) but rather an observation that is shared by a multitude of other hardcore gamers -- despite preferring my 360 over my Wii, I love my DS more than any other system ever.
- AmazingAndrex, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3Cutscenes are really the best part, even though the gameplay is really solid. You won't want to skip them.
- AlaskaLoneWolf, on 03/16/2009, -1/+4Like a Sam Kinison stand up routine.
- s0nicfreak, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3Why, you allergic to fun?
- NathanielJ, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3How ironic. Zarokima's comment is congratulating wondertwins when it seems more appropriate to mock him in this situation.
- sageerrant, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3If we're including No More Heroes in the bunch, somebody grease it down.
You know, so the sequel will come out sooner. - MarkOfTheDead, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3Madworld chainsaws the nuts off this game.
- AmazingAndrex, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3They're mutants, we don't use the "Z" word.
- JollyDumple, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3I think "mutants" sounds even more offensive. They might prefer to be called "the undead," which at least sounds cool. Or maybe "mortally challenged," if you want to be really politically correct.
- koonchu, on 03/17/2009, -0/+2"So what does developer Headstrong Games' own writer Jonathan Burroughs think of hiss dubious accomplishment?"
Is this article purposely written in Engrish? - FXPooky, on 03/17/2009, -0/+2I think it's more of a generalisation than a "there is no such thing as an adult Wii game" type of thing.
Anyway, as a Wii user, you don't have to listen to fanboys and can just be confident in the fact that you guys are way ahead of us in terms of popularity, and will remain so for this generation. - petebot, on 03/17/2009, -1/+3You live in the ***** desert!!!! Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhhhhh!
- coheedcollapse, on 03/17/2009, -2/+4Also, I laugh at your accusations, Renton.
Let's take a look.
Coheedcollapse (me), the supposed PS3 fanboy/troll:
Top Dugg in the past 30 Days:
1. Tech Industry
2. World News
3. Television
4. Political Opinion
5. People
Most important Stories:
Man appears to be HIV free after stem cell transplant
Protein reverses Alzheimers Damage
Stem Cells: Poised for a Breakthrough
Renton, the completely unassuming and unbiased console fan.
Top five dugg:
1. Nintendo (hmm....)
2. Linux
3. Gaming Industry
4. Tech Industry
5. Design
Most important stories;
Madworld Review
A Look Ahead: Upcoming Wii Titles of 2009
Microsoft Shill Admits to Having Over 200 Fake Accounts.
Sounds like you just don't like what I'm saying, buddy. Not like you'll ever hear me since, you know, you like to block people because they have differing opinions. - Claude1971, on 03/17/2009, -1/+3in your mouth
- BenTheTank, on 03/17/2009, -2/+3This game is probably not the reason my Dad bought a Wii.
- YellowSnowDemon, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1Kane & Lynch was a serious game, though.
This is a comedy. - tigerpixel, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Nintendo,I....I don't know who you are anymore.....*****!
- AlaskaLoneWolf, on 03/21/2009, -0/+1I know. I love him... can't wait to see him after I die:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwG9Tojg9I - FFXIfrohike, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1Wish people would stop digging submissions from vgchartz. It's a spam trap.
- TheXboxReview, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1I agree. The gameplay in this one is slower too :/
- TheXboxReview, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1I base my life around this quote.
- ELCad, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1@TedRolland - You're obviously a troll. You name is an anagram for "Troll n Dead"
- coheedcollapse, on 03/17/2009, -4/+5I own a Wii and twenty or so games and play it at least somewhat regularly. In fact, I was just playing Mad World yesterday. Apparently, the fact that I prefer the other two systems over the Wii through my experiences with all three of the consoles makes me a fanboy.
Oh wait. it's probably because you disagree with me. Everyone who doesn't believe the Wii is the best god-damn system ever is a fanboy.
On a final note, I care not about sales. Just because the Jonas Brothers are outselling a band that I enjoy 1000:1 doesn't mean that I'm jealous of the Jonas Brothers and I bash them because I secretly wish my band were doing as well as them. That's an incredibly stupid line of thought. - Claude1971, on 03/17/2009, -2/+3you're a tit
- Cybrwolf, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1Hell would be like Club Med, I was married for TWO ***** YEARSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- coheedcollapse, on 03/17/2009, -1/+2I know they're trying to make the game corny on purpose, but I've never really enjoyed games that included swearing just to include swearing. I feel like they're trying to appeal to adolescents or something.
I guess I've never really put any importance on the word "*****" so honestly it's a lot like if they decided to say the word "banana" a thousand times in one game. I get tired of it.
Still want to try the game out. I'll probably be skipping the cutscenes though. - Vanor, on 03/17/2009, -1/+2"Ya know, Washington, a man driving a car with his own choice of music is one of the finest experiences he can have in an automobile. Music, man motor. Isolated from the outside world. Music making ya nod your head with every beat while the outside's just passing ya by."
- Vanor, on 03/17/2009, -0/+0For some reason I find this quote to be my favorite one from the game, just for the whole blisteringly simple insight thrown in amidst all the swearing.
- Claude1971, on 03/17/2009, -1/+1no ***** way is he ***** funny, the lousy *****!
- inactive, on 03/18/2009, -1/+1Aww, you'd love to see that huh?!
- JeffDUpp, on 03/18/2009, -0/+0***** ***** ***** *****
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