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jmaisJul 4, 2011
Had to double check for the Onion....
meribianJul 5, 2011
It's crazy how many actual stories are MORE ridiculous than Onion stories.
nicolegatesJul 5, 2011
hell yeah...
in the meanwhile check my...story..http://digg.com/news/offbeat/is_this_picture_funny
m3g4tr0nJul 5, 2011
No.
linageeJul 5, 2011
I sense a lot more homosexual men being hired by MI5.... (What are they going to pretend they are after that?)
katetierJul 4, 2011
"Who's that man in the lavender and pink camouflage?" "What man?"
scabnabbitJul 4, 2011
'“A young beautiful woman may come and talk to you. The first thing you do to protect yourself from such a situation is to make dua (prayers) to Allah for steadfastness,” it said.
“The second thing is to find an excuse to get away from her that is realistic and sensible, such as you having a girlfriend for the past few years and you are loyal to her or you are homosexual,” it added.'
Good luck with that!
Doesn't matter what religion dudes are, they're still dudes. So there'll be lots of banging and flapping going on.
Promises of hordes of virgins down the line not withstanding.
darthseussJul 4, 2011
I met a few Muslims when I was in Europe -- mainly drinking in bars. A few were really nice, intelligent, a few were total scumbags.
Anyway I guess my point was that I agree with you -- if they can't resist alcohol, which is of course forbidden, they sure as hell aren't going to be able to walk away from a hot Czech girl in a miniskirt.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2011
who could?
darkphenoxJul 5, 2011
Well homosexuals and people in committed relationships.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2011
yep, most of the extremists are that way because of poverty and lack of access to females thanks to the local oil billionaire taking half of the women in town as wives
partrowJul 5, 2011
I think it's spelled "whordes" . . .
emecksJul 4, 2011
That's the very same tactic employed by Scotsmen in strip clubs to avoid paying for lap dances.
odkinJul 4, 2011
Well, with any luck another Muslim who isn't in on the ruse will overhear and invoke the standard Sharia protocol for Muslim gays. Terror atttack avoided!
joker1972Jul 5, 2011
was thinking along the some lines : )
RZA1MJul 5, 2011
The comments on pages like this never seem to surprise me. The same old vortex of dumb s**t. Keep it up, it serves as entertainment for everyone else.
m3g4tr0nJul 5, 2011
Obviously you expect a more in-depth, witty response. You might try slashdot.
meribianJul 5, 2011
Allah fagbar
smotpokerJul 4, 2011
No way that'd backfire...
langfordJul 4, 2011
I guess that should make the terrorists easy to identify.
Closed AccountJul 4, 2011
Ooohhhh! Camp Terrorists - the bitches.
caffienemanJul 5, 2011
pretty funny...since most terrorist are ugly little men, I would say that they are blowing the threat way out of proportion
yaosioJul 5, 2011
There we go, the fear mongering has started on the other side.
igorunchainedJul 5, 2011
Al Qaeda is now following a Jew named Adam Pearlman.....and is encouraging an outward appearance of homosexuality - all in the name of it's hatred for the west and it's strong following of fundamentalist Islam.
Noone is still buying this s**t after a decade, are they?
Closed AccountJul 5, 2011
you'll know if you hear a boom...
angrycat70Jul 5, 2011
Note: don't use this trick in Iran or Saudi
austineusJul 5, 2011
Homosexuals, are so elusive!
Closed AccountJul 5, 2011
of course then they get male honeypot agents
laurahoustonJul 5, 2011
They got one thing right.,they do use woman and sex as traps cause the tactic works.
Those terrorist-fellows are going to have a hard time 'playing gay" they better practice in training groups /snickers
bobbyshakes180Jul 5, 2011
what