thelocal.de— Residents across Germany are complaining that they're receiving unwanted gifts falling from the heavens: Giant chunks of frozen faeces and urine that plummet to the ground after leaking out of passing aeroplanes.
Feb 22, 2012View in Crawl 4
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs. No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy.
well the real trouble here is not the fact that someday soon some granny going going to get a turd Stalactite sticking out of her head. the trouble is urine is very corrosive and could damage these aircraft
You can not trust their results.I remember when they tried to make a shot gun blow up like they do in cartoons.....But they didn't use the right kind of shotgun. They used a solid steel barrel in stead of a Damascus barrel.
anomaly100Feb 23, 2012
And I thought I had a bad day.
captswuitsFeb 23, 2012
St. Peter: "So how did you die?"
Unlucky German: "A frozen s**t and piss brick from they sky."
St. Peter: "You been to hell, welcome to heaven."
jaguartFeb 23, 2012
Taken from "5,000 Jokes for all Headlines"
kamtsaFeb 23, 2012
Big deal, we have the same in the US falling on us from the Whitehouse.
blydchyldFeb 23, 2012
And out of your mouth.
Sorry that was a little too easy.
UncleRuckuFeb 24, 2012
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs. No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtm8w3o63AA
anomaly100Feb 24, 2012
That rather brings the term, s**t head' into a literal meaning.
brucealmightyFeb 23, 2012
Sometimes I feel like the same thing is happening on the Digg comments sections....
HumanWikiFeb 22, 2012
Wasn't this in a David Spade movie?
sitesFeb 23, 2012
That's a space p-nut.
elliotysFeb 24, 2012
Uh Yeah, the greatest David Spade movie of all time to be exact! (well out of the ones where he is the main character)
analogkid1Feb 23, 2012
"Leaked out" my ass.
Killed by a falling block of frozen urine falling out of the sky. That would be a hell of a way to go.
rockyoumonkeysFeb 23, 2012
Reminds me just a little of the show "Dead Like Me", where the girl is killed by a toilet falling from space.
clitniblr036Feb 23, 2012
Mein Gott!
The extra-terrestrials are showing us what they have discovered from all their exhaustive anal probings.
blydchyldFeb 23, 2012
oh i wish i could digg you twice :D
dollar0dot02Feb 23, 2012
Sorry, Germans. When I flushed the toiled in Lufthansa I had no clue what is gonna happen.
bobosmitorFeb 22, 2012
*shudder*
zbeastFeb 22, 2012
well the real trouble here is not the fact that someday soon some granny going going to get a turd Stalactite sticking out of her head. the trouble is urine is very corrosive and could damage these aircraft
leonard2Feb 23, 2012
...And I thought "s**t storm" was just speaking metaphorically.
scienceguy1977Feb 22, 2012
So frozen politicians are falling from the sky?
bagos1Feb 23, 2012
Funny!
publikjohn9Feb 23, 2012
Funny!
justmyop1nionFeb 23, 2012
Just Rick Santorum, actually.
sybaekFeb 22, 2012
Am I the only one seeing a connection between the "blue ice" and gardens here?
publikjohn9Feb 23, 2012
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JBroMarketingFeb 23, 2012
This reminds me of Joe Dirt, when he found one and thought it was a meteor! At least they are frozen and not warm...
gkiltzFeb 23, 2012
Only Germany?? I thought that happened everywhere.
btihubFeb 23, 2012
s**t Happens...but never knew it would happen this way...Simply disgusting!
macbookformeFeb 22, 2012
R>>>U>>>N!
Ouzel7Feb 22, 2012
Laufen!
treehugger87Feb 23, 2012
Oh, they have Republicans in Germany, too? I didn't know.
hehoots67Feb 22, 2012
A LOT OF S**T FALLING
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boriscrismancichFeb 23, 2012
I heared of that... inthe 80ies. :o)
Never seen or heard of falling s**t today. I guess Boeing and Airbus Planes have improved in the recent decades. :)
porkpower1Mar 13, 2012
AWESOME
johnsnowdenFeb 24, 2012
s**t Happens ! so stop taking the Piss.
dissidentFeb 24, 2012
nice. ;)
bstoryFeb 23, 2012
When frozen pieces of crap fall from the sky you know there is Joe Dirt somewhere looking to eat some lunch off of it!
susan56Feb 23, 2012
The ultimate in the saying - "piss me not off".
susan56Feb 23, 2012
Speechless I am, speechless.
gimiesomeFeb 23, 2012
Getting hit by a giant ice cube would be better than getting creamed by a big soft pile of crap.
bubba123Feb 23, 2012
And I thought it was a space rock until it thawed.....
coolsaucexFeb 23, 2012
Mythbusters did an episode on Blue Ice. Surprisingly the result was either plausible or confirmed.
gimiesomeFeb 23, 2012
You can not trust their results.I remember when they tried to make a shot gun blow up like they do in cartoons.....But they didn't use the right kind of shotgun. They used a solid steel barrel in stead of a Damascus barrel.
autokadFeb 23, 2012
joe dirt!
jxkeFeb 23, 2012
The s**thawks. They're a comin'.
jxkeFeb 24, 2012
Wow. Nobody got this one? Really now.
skinturtleFeb 23, 2012
Maybe it's symbolic.
Mark_LincolnFeb 23, 2012
"Don't eat yellow snow!"
- Frank Zappa
Add to that 'don't eat blue snow.'
jlodyga083Feb 23, 2012
well at least its not bombs
hugopatrickFeb 23, 2012
ugh
stevanoskiFeb 22, 2012
Democrats are jumping from German planes?
bagos1Feb 23, 2012
Funny!
publikjohn9Feb 23, 2012
Funny!
greatwhitmonkeyFeb 23, 2012
Are they planes flying to Isreal?
hasheemjFeb 23, 2012
Oh!! very bad!!!!
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Can we say... happy to live in America? Lolz Yes!
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ronnyjosephleticiaFeb 23, 2012
HOPE THEY R HAVING HAVIN BBQ IN THEIR YARD AT SUCH TIMES WHEN THE SAUSAGES R DIRECT FRM THE SKY
neondistractionFeb 23, 2012
You're trying too hard.
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