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dirtyfriesAug 11, 2010
"Graaaaaggghh!" Clinton shouted as a frenzied crowd of supporters shot AK-47s into the air.
I wish they'd done this as a parody video. Hilarious.
hbrohiAug 12, 2010
someone was high as s**t when they wrote this article hahahaha
sanmanAug 12, 2010
we know who wears the baggy pajamas in that family
stealth45Aug 11, 2010
Did she detonate the snuke?
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
The one in her own snizz?
austicAug 11, 2010
Wait, the snuke in her snatch?
theneb29Aug 12, 2010
"ohh my!"
srgordyAug 12, 2010
the snuke they snuck in her snizz.
ConstitutionNJAug 11, 2010
Once in a while the onion really makes me laugh... this was one of those moments.
ghostwoAug 11, 2010
This is the funny article they've released in years. There is no typo.
wildAug 11, 2010
Is it sad I thought this was a freeper submission where they altered the headline to fit their agenda, overblowing an actual event to be it is something it isn't?
(And do they realize that is the real impact of their gaming of digg? That we find them a joke?)
falconearAug 12, 2010
Get with the times. We're calling them DPs now. :)
sonofabeAug 11, 2010
1. The Onion should almost always make you laugh.
2. This article was just okay.
I question your sense of humor.
trainofthought6Aug 11, 2010
About #1, The Onion sometimes borders reality too closely...then it's just scary. It's connected to Poe's Law I guess.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
Once in a while digg comments really make me laugh... this was one of those moments.
kaliorAug 11, 2010
pics would drastically improve this article
biggydiggsAug 11, 2010
Due to the fact that the article itself was lacking humor?
botaxeroAug 11, 2010
This will have to suffice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
That was awesome. I don't know why you dont have more diggs
biggydiggsAug 12, 2010
Kalior is rockin' da house, bee-otch!! 175 diggs at this point!! I mean, .... WHAT A COMMENT!!!
Check out my diggs a couple of spots above you ..... -7 at this point. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. Your diggs are at +2, yet your comment sucked, so you tell me (?) .....Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
sanmanAug 12, 2010
http://black-and-right.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tough-hillary.jpg
hipmanAug 11, 2010
WTF?.
jdoorjamAug 11, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
glassagateAug 12, 2010
It's not satire, it's the Onion.
thatashguyAug 23, 2010
dont tell him!
deonteeAug 11, 2010
Exactly how I imagine it going...
xsecretfilesAug 11, 2010
You got me once again..
ilmickeyliAug 11, 2010
meh.. onion fail
cntlscrutAug 11, 2010
meh.. comment fail.
ghostwoAug 11, 2010
meh.. reply fail.
slayerconmanAug 11, 2010
meh..meh fail.
ghostwoAug 11, 2010
meh..snarky comment fail.
swickenAug 12, 2010
Meh.... you suck.... no fail.
ghostwoAug 12, 2010
I don't bury your crappy comments.
cmiycAug 11, 2010
Joke sites/articles like TheOnion and FoxNews should show up in the digg feed in italics.
alexthehoopyAug 11, 2010
I see what you did there...
piddlydAug 11, 2010
So did -29 other people.
wildAug 11, 2010
Freepers who missed the onion part...
sonofabeAug 11, 2010
How is this being dugg down? I don't care what anyone says CMiYC, that was an excellent comment.
@PiddlyD
Rather, I think those 29 people did NOT see what he did there.
flyblackboxAug 11, 2010
Fox News Rox!
princednaAug 11, 2010
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The Heads of people Burying you.
ldrummeraxAug 11, 2010
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solkreAug 11, 2010
Clinton no, Palin... probably.
rotzooiAug 11, 2010
She will field dressed the Taliban guy first, too.
kaegroAug 11, 2010
Palin would have done it by helecopter with a sniper. Not so good in the mountains. Horse back and scimitar is in Clintons ally. I mean, look at Bill, he wields his "scimitar" and rides "horses" all the time in the US.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
iluvpiAug 11, 2010
stretching.
nspringAug 11, 2010
Nah... Palin's not used to the things she hunts firing back at her.
iatethecrayonAug 11, 2010
This really made me laugh, and I also wish there were some kind of pictures to go along with this.
iambsAug 11, 2010
*shyly raises hand*
ronpauliskingAug 11, 2010
for a second i did, I assumed the war had degenerated to that point
mswopeAug 11, 2010
I was hoping that someone from Al Jazeera would read it and post it as real...
falconearAug 12, 2010
Hillary Clinton goes Klingon on the Taliban? s**t, I wish it WAS real. :)
jasmareeAug 12, 2010
I thought it was a metaphor.
fumundadeezAug 11, 2010
Sometimes I just have to shake my head at The Onion. This would be one of those times.
stuffradioAug 11, 2010
Because they're making fun of a Democrat instead of a Republican?
akairennAug 11, 2010
I'm going to pretend I'm a FOX news viewer for a while, just so I can believe this is true.
gibbonsbeardAug 11, 2010
it would have to be Palin for Fox News viewers to believe this
thejimidAug 11, 2010
....dragging Michael Steele and yelling about polar bear justice.
whomodAug 14, 2010
And 'slum love' for Bobby Jindal!
eh123Aug 11, 2010
I don't know why you would need to "pretend" that you're stupid.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
THIS IS DIGG! NEVER ever, remotely criticize anyone who makes fun of Fox News. GROUP THINK MUST BE MAINTAINED!
dualaudiAug 11, 2010
This is DIGG!!! do you forget all your bases belong to them.
araytaAug 11, 2010
@PFCWilliams: Or it could be that every really has come to a consensus that Fox News is garbage. :P
brad3378Aug 12, 2010
Fox News would never publicize a victory for a Democrat.
jonleibowitzAug 12, 2010
You don't have to be a Fox viewer to at least *wish* this were true.
f**k the Taliban.
invictus125Aug 11, 2010
When asked for comment, former President Bill Clinton's response was: "Better him than me!"
dollar0dot02Aug 11, 2010
When asked for comment Hillary Clinton's response was: "No, I was not afraid. It was not even remotely close to what I experienced in Bosnia."
niccoswAug 11, 2010
I'd like to see Justin Bieber do this when he visits North Korea.
jrw5061Aug 11, 2010
There's Taliban in North Korea now?
thecoffeeAug 11, 2010
Yeah except they are Korean, and Atheist, and run the country officially. You what? No, there is no Taliban in NK.
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
Don't you mean "she?" I saw that pic of her on the beach with her t**s censored.
bryang412Aug 11, 2010
I wish this was true.
harrypowersAug 11, 2010
Me too. It's the hope and change I can believe in, and watch on TV all day long, "Graaaaaggghh!"
tashtego67Aug 12, 2010
Yeah, my first thought was "Onion" followed by "if only.."
scabnabbitAug 11, 2010
She's nothing, if not expressive.
"Graaaaaggghh!"
http://sirchumpsalot.unsquare.com/hillary.jpg
http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010/03/hillary_clinton_insane.jpg
http://jimbyrd.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/hillary16.jpg
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hillary-clinton.jpg
slackdragonAug 11, 2010
They could have easily shopped any of those faces onto someone on horseback and made the already funny article instantly hilarious.
wildAug 11, 2010
Yea, but then tomorrow we would be reading about it on Briettbart...
theskunkmonkeyAug 12, 2010
Ah, what the hell, I'll add my two cents with a photo of Hillary..
http://www.skunkmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hitlary_rotten_c**tnon.jpgComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
hmyauhnoAug 11, 2010
The title gave me the image of justice :)
thanakarAug 11, 2010
Ususally I like onion articles but this one is subpar even for them
eurynom0sAug 11, 2010
No YOU'RE subpar!
jman5Aug 11, 2010
oooh burn!
graemeeAug 11, 2010
Taliban has been bitch slapped.
duke_nateAug 11, 2010
I think I'd vote for that Hillary.
kaegroAug 11, 2010
While this went on, Bill had sex with 10 playboy bunnies and smoked a pound of hash while playing his saxophone.
apocadallAug 11, 2010
Truly and inspiration for the children.
bashnuAug 11, 2010
Sounds more like something Sarah Palin dreams of doing.
thecoffeeAug 11, 2010
She would be one of those cowboys riding the warhead down to the ground.
docholiday22Aug 11, 2010
Hillary Clinton always has that same "Blue Steel" expression...
mongo25Aug 11, 2010
She didn't really ride a horse, those are actually her legs folks.
shozikuAug 11, 2010
wow I suddenly want to do nasty things to her girl parts. ,..ONLY the girl parts.
thejimidAug 11, 2010
good luck finding those, I hear bill spent the better part of 2 decades before he gave up.
garhentAug 11, 2010
God I wish she had done that in real life.
frostbytAug 11, 2010
Dam you onion!
You gots me again!
iamsmoothAug 11, 2010
Really? THIS got you? Wow...
frostbytAug 11, 2010
Wow indeed.
tenrecAug 11, 2010
Her Cojones have never been in doubt!
rblancarteAug 11, 2010
Damn, that gave me a good laugh. Thanks Onion!
pabstyloudmouthAug 11, 2010
I really wish she would!
crcurranAug 11, 2010
Browser must be broken, the funny failed to load on that site.
lalongecarabineAug 11, 2010
I told you all she was a better man than Obama and perhaps a better president too!
xboxhuegAug 11, 2010
Did he died?
ldrummeraxAug 11, 2010
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funkywitdasystmAug 11, 2010
if she did that, she'd be able to win in 2012, no sweat. nobody would want to run against someone who's not just defeated an enemy, but slain a foe, dragged his body through the streets on horseback, then hung it from a spire for all to see.
dr3wAug 12, 2010
Pretty sure we'd elect her Queen and build her a warrior fortress castle in which she may reside and plan up more conquests. Unfortunately, when the last quality opponent later falls, she will tire of letting the Kingdom of Hilaria suckle at her teat, and turn her mighty will upon us. For years we will curse the name we once cherished so mightily as we suffer through the mud pits, stomping hay into the brackish mess, aided only by the steady percussion of our whipmasters. The bricks we make stream endlessly toward her new temple, which rises as quickly as it does ominously in the distance. But lo, the legend speaks of a chosen one, who will rise against the mighty Empress and RESTORE PEACE ONCE MORE UPON THE LAND!!!
wageslaveAug 11, 2010
Cordelia Naismith strikes again.
anixmanderAug 11, 2010
Damn WS, that was seriously obscure and fit this perfectly all at once. Well done!
In her own way, she might be the most ruthless member of the Vorkosigan family. Man those are good books.
cmiycAug 11, 2010
I didn't realize so many people liked Fox News.
bohicatwentytwoAug 11, 2010
Where did she learn to negotiate like that?
bustaballsAug 11, 2010
This article might be the single most amazing thing I've ever read in my life.
crimsonblurAug 11, 2010
I was really hoping this was not The Onion.
lloydinatorAug 12, 2010
Me too.
djgump35Aug 11, 2010
And the world wondered.........what would Bill do? While she was gone?
dledtmAug 11, 2010
holy s**t this deserves to win the article of the year award...hahah i love it..if only this was true
net403Aug 11, 2010
altho it would be called "stooping to their level", i imagine that would make quite a resonate message to them actually
patrickrossAug 11, 2010
You have to admit this is an awesome mental image.
limdpickAug 11, 2010
Lok'tar ogar!
lexxvsAug 11, 2010
"White House sources confirmed that upon returning to Washington, Secretary Clinton burst into the Oval Office, threw Jalil's head down on the president's desk, and let out a deafening war cry" That was the best part, lmao.
crackyjsquirrelAug 16, 2010
Had an image of her with a necklace of teeth and war paint on her face in the blood of her enemies.
radeusAug 11, 2010
replace Hillary Clinton with Theodore Roosevelt and it might even have happened...
metalteeth9Aug 12, 2010
When I saw the headline on of the side of the Digg page, I was like "Wait, what?"
Then I clicked on it, and saw it was Onion. Then I was like "Oh, Onion."
falconearAug 12, 2010
QAPLA' !!!!!!
arkons24Aug 12, 2010
I would vote for her if she did this.