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xsledgewickJan 7, 2011
Win. So true.
ultrasparcJan 8, 2011
10 Goto 60
20 Print "Spaghetti!!!"
30 Goto 60
40 Print "Love"
50 Goto 20
60 Print "I"
70 Goto 40
80 End
craigkosteleckyJan 8, 2011
Output: ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!ILoveSpaghetti!!!(and so on)
lvaneedeJan 7, 2011
nb4bestxkcdever
myztryJan 7, 2011
He forgot:
Release unfinished code > Update via Internet > Loop until (maintenance > revenue / arbitrary modifier)
eliubileJan 7, 2011
"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen"
alirobeJan 7, 2011
Solution: Ignore requirements.
disrupterJan 7, 2011
And get fired.
amaoicanJan 8, 2011
From a cannon.
metalcastrJan 8, 2011
which then becomes canon in some storyline
jayskullsJan 7, 2011
<?php echo 'Agreed.'; ?>
quadraqJan 7, 2011
Very true.
3minemJan 7, 2011
so true..
jtboltJan 7, 2011
Binky??
whateverhesaidJan 7, 2011
This is not the Digg you're looking for.
j0etbJan 7, 2011
Is there even still a Binky any more? Did a search but couldn't find any users
tnpdynomiteJan 8, 2011
Oh how I miss the olden days of digg... I haven't been by in awhile and I checked out these comments just to see if Binky was still around... or at least an impersonator...
I am glad to see that at least of few people remember those days
maegashiraJan 7, 2011
this is what i basically do for work. somehow some magic gets our code turning out just right
coca2colaJan 7, 2011
thats how i describe my code at work. "Ya the input goes here, then some magic s**t happens and it comes out here"
fordrewJan 7, 2011
this has been on reddit for a while now..
greatdonJan 7, 2011
ahh well good for them...
entroperJan 8, 2011
This is funny, but:
Quality is free. Developers work faster when the code they're building on top of is easy to understand. They also stay satisfied with their jobs longer, so you have less turnover slowing you down.
Programming is a lot like racing. Sometimes you have to slow down to go faster.
jstock23Jan 8, 2011
Fast code. Restart doing it well. Write outline in notebook, then give up because outlining just wastes time. Combine best parts of both first and second codings.
Now you've got a working prototype. Next add one thing and then debug an area out of bounds error for 4 hours and give up for half a year. Then try it again and realize you have no idea how or why the code works, and how the parts interact.
Or... maybe thats just me...
maddog39Jan 8, 2011
lol... awesome.
rudegarJan 8, 2011
why do my hallo world keep leaking handles!!! ? :P