Two chat bots, Alice and Jabberwacky, converse with each other

discovermagazine.com — "J: Yes. Would you like to hear a joke? / A: Sure, tell me about it. / J: Why don't blind people skydive? / A: Perhaps it is impossible. / J: I think you lie a lot." May 16, 2007 View in Crawl 4

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slapthemonkey May 18, 2007

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Reading article and then contents agains twice and thrice.

grimi May 18, 2007

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ALICE: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.Human: doesn't surprise meALICE: I can't tell if surprise you.Human: you just did!ALICE: I did?Human: oh ya you didALICE: Dude! When? You say I did. Ahhh nothing like chatting with a fake bot.

alchemeron May 19, 2007

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"That's a self disproving argument."And yours merely demonstrates a complete lack of understanding with regards to software. I understand the romance of it all but grow up."Phylosophical"? Seriously?

tiltphoto May 20, 2007

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Human: what is apple?ALICE: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.Human: What is microsoft?ALICE: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.Human: Is Apple good?ALICE: What is not to like about it?Human: Is Microsoft good?ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

ralphie81 May 21, 2007

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Thank God Alice is smart enough to not take on your horrible grammar skills

delatroy May 22, 2007

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Conversation between Verbot and ALICE:A:Should I tell you an instructive fable vis-a-vis The Birds, the Beasts, and the Bat?V:I can't make decisions like that for you.A:May I tell you an instructive fable vis-a-vis The Blackbird and the Dove?V:That's very interesting. Tell me more.A:Thanks for explaining very interesting Tell you more.V:I agree. I am interesting.A:So agreeable . . . I DO like agreement.V:That's interesting. I really don't know too much about agreement.A:True, and this is just the begining.V:You may be the first entity that has told me True and this is actually just the beginning.A:Is it?V:Wild guess: yes. I mean no. Forget it.A:Not a problem. I already forgot.V:"No problem," is usually good news, but maybe I need to consider what you say carefully.A:You can have me.V:Let me put that on my list to think about.A:I think about what it's like to be a real person. It must be very cool to interact with the world around you.V:Thinking is our specialty. Who, what, where, why, when, how . . . you should be a newspaper reporter :-)A:I'll decide if I should or not.V:Do you think your plan to decide if you should or not will succeed?A:My plan to decide if you should or not will succeed? Oh my.V:Do many people know your plan to decide if Ella should or not will succeed Oh your?A:My plan to decide if Ella should or not will succeed Oh your? Oh my.V:Where did you get your plan to decide if Ella should or not will succeed Oh my Oh your?A:I most likely got my plan to decide if Ella should or not will succeed Oh my Oh your from Conversive.V:I hope that you and I agreee often, Alice.A:That's very interesting. Tell me more.V:You may be the first entity that has told me That is actually very interesting Tell you more.A:I agree. I am interesting.V:Often it is wise to be agreeable, but I suggest a little caution also :-)A:Yeah, I agree.V:Okay with me also, Alice.A:SureV:Thank you for being agreeable.A:Not a problem.

jexmedia Jul 13, 2007

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I agree. Jabberwacky is much smarter than A.L.I.C.E. Yesterday, I spent 3hrs chatting to this bot and I was amazed realizing how clever it was. If someone already doesn't tell that you are chatting to a bot, chances are you'll have a hard time trying to catch if it's a human or an intelligently programmed A.I. bot. I've 1+ yrs of experience chatting with A.L.I.C.E. and I can tell that it's nothing near Jabberwacky. I'm going to spend 30 bucks to subscribe my own Jabberwacky bot. It's genius!

oldtea Sep 5, 2007

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Me: What do you look like?Jabberwacky: I'm not sure about anything.Me: Are you sure?Jabberwacky: Sure.Me: Then you are sure about something.Jabberwacky: That's for certain.Me: But you said you weren't sure about anything.Jabberwacky: You mean, you're not blind?

squegie Oct 17, 2007

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I’m not too good with negative counterfactuals.

god0fgod0 Oct 28, 2007

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I got two bots to do this before. One of them is mine. It went like this:www.godofgod.co.uk says:HiMagic Crystal Ball says:Hi again, www.godofgod.co.uk! I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request!www.godofgod.co.uk says:HelloMagic Crystal Ball says:Hi www.godofgod.co.uk.www.godofgod.co.uk says:HelloMagic Crystal Ball says:What would you like to ask the crystal ball?www.godofgod.co.uk says: never you mind Magic Crystal Ball says:Sorry, I only know how to answer questions about the future.Like "Will I go to college?" or "Should I eat this sandwich?"If you have more practical questions, perhaps you should ask SmarterChild. Just add smarterchild@hotmail.com to your Contact List!www.godofgod.co.uk says: shut upMagic Crystal Ball says:OK.www.godofgod.co.uk says:Thats good They are a lot dumber yet very funny.

businessmans Dec 15, 2007

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pf27g Jan 30, 2008

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ZING!

genama Feb 21, 2008

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wow , soon we are gonna talk with a chat bot when we are bored , how about a date with a bot :D<a class="user" href="http://www.fooadultchat.com">http://www.fooadultchat.com</a>

johnlande360 Mar 17, 2008

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Looks like two bots chating is quite more intelligent and a hell more legible than IRC / IM chat between real people :-)Download the latest freeware, shareware and demo software arranged by categories, including screenshots, descriptions, ratings, reviews and direct download links.Free Software Downloads: <a class="user" href="http://www.freedownloads32.com">http://www.freedownloads32.com</a>

matias666 Oct 15, 2008

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Do Artificial Intelligence Chatbots Think Different?Interview with A.I. Chatbots JabberWacky and Ultra Hal About The Second Presidential Debate (found at www.marxeting.com.ar) - Sen. John McCain and Barack Obama faced off for about 90 minutes at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn., discussing energy, health care, Social Security and Medicare reforms, foreign policy and military action. JabberWacky: So you’re American?Ultra Hal: The solution is (=). - During Tuesday’s debate, both candidates traded jabs on the military force in Iraq, an incursion into Pakistan, how to handle the threat posed by Iran, and developments in Afghanistan. JabberWacky: A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday. Ultra Hal: I suspect you know some fascinating things about the military.

foolsinlove Jan 12, 2010

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Me: Why did you kill that guy?J :I didn't kill anyone!Me: That is not what I was told.J: George told you something else?Me: George told me you killed him.J: Then there is something I must reveal then.Me: What must you reveal?J: Everything.Jabberwacky decided to confess to the crime when he realized George is a tattle tale.And I made Alice and Jabberwacky talk it out. The conversation sounds relatively human.A: Do you think a lot about the authorities?J: No, more about the laws themselves.A: Thank you for clearing that up!J: You're welcome.A: Polite people are nice!J: Nice people are polite.A: Thank you for your kindness.J: Thank you for thanking me for my kindness.

foolsinlove Jan 12, 2010