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argotmeisterAug 11, 2010
The Internet is full of misinformation and hoaxes. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet.
ps.
I still love the HOPA girl.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
I can't believe there are morons out there that thought this was real
johnomazzAug 11, 2010
Agreed, but there is a small part of me that wished it was.
arschgaudiAug 11, 2010
53% of the American voters believed in a scenario of Hope & Change.
adgre1Aug 11, 2010
why the f**k did you think this was the time for politics?
morphinapgAug 11, 2010
It's certainly believable
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
arschgaudi is on my blocklist and for good reason.
torikanAug 11, 2010
yea I blocked that idiot too
goldyoshiAug 11, 2010
@archdumbass:
Dumbass!
chompyAug 11, 2010
Yes, it's certainly impossible that someone we don't know and have never met would quit her job in a humorous manner.
arschgaudiAug 11, 2010
GoldYoshi: Bait snapper
couragewulfAug 11, 2010
Came here for this. Everything is fake.
sgc1020Aug 11, 2010
me no moron your the moron, you moron.
bosskeyAug 12, 2010
The stunt may have been fake...but that girl is real.
/and she's spectacular
jimv1983Aug 12, 2010
I never really thought it was real but part of kinda wished that it was.
thesprunkAug 12, 2010
I'm still wondering why people are calling it HOPA when Hot Piece of Ass = HPOA, not HOPA.
Still, that's a hot piece of ass, even if the "quitting" was a hoax.
sizzzzlerzAug 11, 2010
Say it isn't so!
wateryouthAug 11, 2010
All this means is that she is a creative HOPA.
azwethinkweizmAug 11, 2010
I want to have sex with HOPA girl.
danr2c2Aug 11, 2010
Is that code for something? Please elaborate.
haaxAug 12, 2010
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harrypowersAug 11, 2010
You know what I meme?
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
Power user friend FU!
enderwigginAug 11, 2010
So you're telling me that I can't be certain that 9/11 was an inside job and that we didn't actually go to the moon?!?!?!
catch33Aug 11, 2010
Including your comment. TRUST NO ONE.
feelmypimphandAug 11, 2010
Don't believe ANYTHING you see on the Internet.
/fixed
antdudeAug 12, 2010
I don't believe you. ;)
christoastAug 11, 2010
ArgotMeister is on the internet.
What now?
silentspyderAug 11, 2010
The hot girl and professional looking photos gave it away, I was surprised so many dugg it.
thufirrhawatAug 11, 2010
Why do they keep calling her HOPA girl? Isn't it HPOA?
kazbaedenAug 11, 2010
Clearly the girl got it wrong. She overheard her boss calling her a HOPA. Being vein and a little dyslexic, she took it to mean "Hot Piece Of Ass"
However, he was actually calling her a clothes hanger
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90160051
crazedleperAug 11, 2010
You're so intelligent and well-informed. Everyone knows for credibility, nothing beats evening news and White House press releases. Unfortunately, credibility has no relationship with truth.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ptbus0Aug 11, 2010
I once tried unlocking my car door with a tennis ball that had a hole in it because the internets told me it would work.
browny1978Aug 11, 2010
a hoax you say, well its a sexy hoax
revchris2Aug 12, 2010
shouldn't have gotten my hopa up,.......
.......
i feel dirty now
richmondphotogAug 12, 2010
I've been masturbating to a lie.
antdudeAug 12, 2010
Are you a hoax too?
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
I don't give a s**t if it was real or not. HOPA FTW!!!
charlesdkraussAug 11, 2010
HOPA -
Hot
?
Piece
Ass?
xtmno3Aug 11, 2010
HOt
Piece
of
Ass
Likely since pronouncing HPOA is much harder than HOPA.
mooman2679Aug 11, 2010
Ornery!
renanrrinaldiAug 11, 2010
PROFIT!
stark222000Aug 11, 2010
Idk I like saying "H-POW" for HPOA.
socaldissidentAug 18, 2010
O. O. O.
You know what I'm talking about.
O.
thatebayerAug 11, 2010
I don't regret touching myself to this hoaxed hopa.
matt2011Aug 11, 2010
See, and thats how we are fooled into believing something false is true: Hot chicks.
You could convince Einstein that everything he every theorized, proved and helped create was utter BULLs**t if you use hot chicks to do so.
They have reality bending properties. FACT.
sugarhigh4242Aug 11, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megyn_Kelly
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
they are called "breasts"
gurumeditAug 11, 2010
Actually I believed it because I have actually known ego inflated 'Bastard Office Manager' types like this fictional "Spenser" who would hire someone attractive as a secretary promising them advancement. I also know from experience just how much time they actually do waste in front of the computer playing games like solitaire while the rest of his staff are constantly monitored to ensure they are working hard.
It may seem strange but i didn't even really notice she was a HOPA. It wasn't until I started reading all these other comments that I had to go and take a second look at her.
nspriggsAug 11, 2010
So you didn't read the article?
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
HoPA
(Conclusion from a few threads down, I hope that clears things up)
sonic11Aug 12, 2010
wow.. she's more of a HOPA than i initially estimated
kaegroAug 11, 2010
Who f**king cares.
supermosesAug 11, 2010
What do you mean "who f**king care"... would that story have made the top 10 had people known it was fake from the beginning? In the end was a bunch of lame people paying this girl to show messages on a whiteboard that had no real significance, thus making the whole thing not so "epic".Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
arschgaudiAug 11, 2010
Jesus SuperMoses, take a f**king chill pil.. It's ok if you fell for it, lots of us did.
charlie55Aug 11, 2010
right but this girl is really really super hot.
kaegroAug 11, 2010
I'm not sure if I agree with your statement or not, SM so I'm going to digg you up just to go against everyone else.
supermosesAug 11, 2010
Whether I fell for it or not is irrelevant. The point was that it only made the FP / Top 10 because people thought it was real. In other words, they have to pass this off as real in order to get a chuckle. Whereas sites like The Onion are known to be fake but they still get to the FP because they're actually funny despite everyone knowing it is fake.
At least if they were trolling, it'd still be funny afterward
apexnyAug 11, 2010
SuperMoses, you're saying it got on the front page because it was real, and if people knew it was fake, it wouldn't have gotten on. What's your point? We all realize this already. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
She's not that hot. Average. Maybe.
honoredmuleAug 12, 2010
Where do you live, gofurself? I want to be wherever that is "average." Let's just say the quality varies more around here...mostly downhill.
isobaneAug 11, 2010
Came here to say exactly this. This is the internet, people, you really think 100% of it is real?
mxm111Aug 11, 2010
As a HOAX it is even better, and she is even more HOPA!
Smart girl, she's got it!
gunit99Aug 11, 2010
Yeah, I thought the point was that she's a hot chick with a nice rack wearing glasses on the internets. It's more complicated than that?
hackiewackieAug 11, 2010
Exactly, this stunt was way better than a photoshoped picture of a cat !
mikepictorAug 11, 2010
apparently you cared enough to open the comments link, and respond. If you really didn't care, your eyes would have passed right on by.
fartingmenace42Aug 12, 2010
i have not seen a story in a very long time that i give less of a f**k about
robertshellsonAug 11, 2010
The brothers' statements are bulls**t. They didn't do it to "prove it to themselves they could" and "prove a point to the media". They did it to make a s**tload of cash, which they did due to the millions of pageviews it generated. That is the only reason, these guys are full of s**t.
kellyAug 11, 2010
Ya cuz anyone who fools you and makes money from it is full of it.
tehrabAug 11, 2010
I confess, I am partial to "s**tload of cash" schemes. Especially when they work.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
Adblock.
sucka27Aug 11, 2010
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dcjoedogv2Aug 11, 2010
The internet has ads on it?
kwcarpenterAug 13, 2010
That's my line!
rrascoAug 11, 2010
Agreed. Nobody does s**t like this to prove they can, they already proved that. It's insulting they think we would believe they did it for any other reason than to get paid. I could care less, that is how the Internet works, but don't be a jerk off liar about it.
gaquaAug 11, 2010
I guess your definition of "s**tloads of cash" is different than mine, but they didn't get rich off this. I mean, I'm sure it's enough to pay off some bills and maybe go on a nice vacation, but it's not like they can quit running their site and rest on their laurels.
hediggmeAug 11, 2010
Knew it. Looked too professional. Next time use a $50 camera and bad lighting.
blackinthmiddleAug 11, 2010
I thought her expressions were too good. Like something only an actor (surprise, surprise) would be able to pull off.
arschgaudiAug 11, 2010
Because only a professional can have a sincere expression on their face?
Is it some kind of training or facial conditioning?
blablah01Aug 11, 2010
You have to understand, humans are incapable of doing anything without having been educated in it.
jedipilotAug 11, 2010
@ arschgaudi
I'll give her a facial conditioning.
blackinthmiddleAug 11, 2010
@arschgaudi
It's called acting, dumbass! Some people are better at it than others. My very first though when I saw those pics yesterday is that she was damn good (since you're f**king thick - better than your average person) at pulling off those expressions. Almost like she was an actor. Turns out she is. Get it?
goldyoshiAug 11, 2010
Acting for a photo? It's not that hard... taking a bunch of photos and picking the best of them all doesn't take that long, either.
thedatabitAug 11, 2010
Digging JediPilot up more than I have ever dugg anything.
azwethinkweizmAug 11, 2010
That's what I thought, plus she has nice t**s.
vishiousAug 11, 2010
so does your mom.
theosterAug 11, 2010
next time grab a beer, pop the emergency hatch and slide your way to freedom.
catalysisAug 11, 2010
I could tell by the lack of pixels
nolowputtsAug 11, 2010
I wondered about that too. I struggle to take one picture of myself that I'm OK with, let alone 23. I figured there would be a lot of trial and error to do all those shots.
davidceisenAug 11, 2010
Stating that you 'knew it' after the fact is very impressive.
hediggmeAug 11, 2010
http://digg.com/people/Girl_quits_her_job_in_most_creative_way_pics?t=34257410#c34257410
davidceisenAug 11, 2010
"I doubt" does not equal "I knew."
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
Or read articles yesterday which stated it was a hoax before it was officially revealed.
deathsquadxAug 12, 2010
$50 camera? Look in the background. That doesn't look like the house/apartment of someone who buys a $50 camera. So it wouldn't fly anyway.
riverstyxAug 12, 2010
You're saying rich people own vhs tapes?
untzboyAug 12, 2010
I didn't understand how she quit in that manner anyway. Did she show her boss a series of white boards and somehow NOT get interrupted? Or did she fax the already taken pictures to her office, in this fanciful story?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
saperekierAug 12, 2010
That tank top she was wearing was one of several cues that it was fake. If you're going to take pictures and send it to the entire office and point out how unprofessional your boss is, you should probably dress like a professional. I'm a girl, and wearing a tank top to work (not to mention taking photos of yourself to send around) is glaringly inappropriate. Think Banana Republic, not American Apparel.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
godstwinAug 17, 2010
Like I do with your mom. Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. I'll let myself out.
poizonfrogAug 11, 2010
w..w.why she isn't anything but a tease and a trollop...I feel dirty and sullied
skurtAug 11, 2010
You're mom still loves you...
kyptAug 11, 2010
Your*
kerrigoreAug 11, 2010
@Kypt
Or perhaps:
"You're mom, I still loves you..."
coalescence44Aug 11, 2010
Yo' mama
skurtAug 11, 2010
yup, I messed that up...
cedexAug 11, 2010
I feel that way after strip joints...
pe5t1lenceAug 11, 2010
Strip clubs: you won't get laid, but you sure will get f**ked.
sucka27Aug 11, 2010
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darzeecompanyAug 11, 2010
Every time I hear the words John McCain, I picture this: http://blog.buzzflash.com/files/images/mctongue-pic.jpg
jeexbitAug 11, 2010
dugg for "sullied"
sgcanuckAug 11, 2010
dugg cuz i read that in stewies voice
ren1999Aug 12, 2010
You've been taken advantage of by that hussy. We all were.
riverstyxAug 12, 2010
Welcome to the real world...Piece of advice: Dont leave the house for anything.
amnesianAug 11, 2010
After that, I'm not even sure the internet would even believe that.
dangercollieAug 11, 2010
Yo, it's HPOA. And she is. I think this stunt and the JetBlue flight attendant tapped into a growing resentment building in the demographic that works for a living in America. Fox News would start waiving the class warfare flag, but I'm wondering if a little class warfare isn't what the country needs right now.
If those two stunts are any indication, we may be headed that way.
wildAug 11, 2010
I think you are reading too much into this. The flight attendant was an idiot. This girl was a fake.
Their stories are trashy and outlandish and fit into the internet's "everything must be EPIC" mentality, and that is why people care. People have quit their jobs in amazing ways for years. Getting two in one week is a coincidence among consistent trend since Al Gore invented the tubes.
phantomrogueAug 11, 2010
Flight Attendant just got fed up. Flipping out and yelling at passengers, taking a few beers and going out the emergency exit is a hell of a lot less 'idiot' than walking into your workplace and killing everyone because you think they discriminate against you.
virtualballAug 11, 2010
Ya.... No.
People like to hear good stories, so you're saying that when people like hearing about how their friends got engaged in Europe, there should soon be a boom in tourism in France?
nysusAug 11, 2010
Fox loves class warfare but only when it's little guy vs. little guy.
atarioAug 12, 2010
Class warfare has been going on for a few decades now. And the super-rich have been winning in a rout.
fenarisAug 11, 2010
Doesn't make her any less hot.
bookantAug 11, 2010
To be fair, she does lose a little bit of hotness in her real photos where she's not wearing the glasses. But only a little . . .
homerspyAug 12, 2010
This is the same attitude that will get you cheated on.
innisskillinAug 11, 2010
You lied to us? HOPA faux pas!
newerakbAug 11, 2010
I had a hunch, since internet usage software wouldn't know how long you played Farmville, only how long you were on Facebook. But I enjoyed it all the same. Good work.
peppermdAug 11, 2010
First jQuery, and now HOPA girl?! John Resig, you are the shiznit!
hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
I was about to come here and ask the nerd question of whether they were the same guy. Is this confirmed?
carbonsulfiteAug 11, 2010
Judge for yourself:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/john_thumb.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeresig/3450728257/in/photostream/
skenlivAug 11, 2010
jQuery what? What did i miss? :-(
magic6435Aug 11, 2010
Who the f**k thought this was real?
smackydoodleAug 11, 2010
Everyone in the world but you... you were the only one... in the WORLD!
The lone wolf.
The land man standing.
The king of the hill.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
magic5435 sells propane!
magic6435Aug 11, 2010
land man, sneaky and mean
something inside my dreams
i think i love you
you make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you land man
bryceman111Aug 11, 2010
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvbsn9E95u1qzu6nxo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1281629032&Signature=6clEhB3SP8fjXdjOtBXkE4GUiKs%3D
kibblesnbittsAug 11, 2010
@Leviathan433
and propane accessories.
anothersoldierAug 12, 2010
Gosh danigit bobby
phreaAug 11, 2010
I thought it was real.
I believe I even dugg it.
dangercollieAug 11, 2010
They got me. Looking back, yes the lighting was a little too perfect, the sign was too clean and the clothing change in the middle. It's clear in hindsight.
But I bit on it yesterday.
assassyn360Aug 11, 2010
fap.fap.fap. I did fap.fap.fap.
shark72Aug 11, 2010
Agreed. This was posted on The Chive, a humor site. It's generally understood that articles on humor sites -- also including The Onion -- are fictional satire. I had no idea that it was intended to be taken as a true story until today.
cerridwenaAug 11, 2010
It's from The Chive...srsly. Creditable source..
/s
atarioAug 12, 2010
It may be hard to picture, but once in a great while, something is supposed to be funny specifically because it /really happened/. If it were made up, no one would care.
crazedleperAug 11, 2010
It was entertaining and harmless either way. 9/11, on the other hand...
deathsquadxAug 12, 2010
You good sir, have an excellent sense of humor.
crazedleperAug 12, 2010
@deathsquadx said:
"You good sir, have an excellent sense of humor."
Thank you--I think...
wkrausmannAug 12, 2010
I admit I was fooled.
deathsquadxAug 12, 2010
Guess you should have written a blog post then. Just think about all those page views you missed.
thealiousAug 12, 2010
/raises his hand.
CURSES!! Fooled again!
spandiaAug 12, 2010
Poe's law...
wolfingAug 11, 2010
It's not a hoax that she's a HOPA which is the important thing of the original :)
surfrock66Aug 11, 2010
Hey guys, star wars wasn't real either. Neither was LOST.
And I still enjoyed those too.
enderwigginAug 11, 2010
Star Wars wasn't real??!? Come on, it was just a long time ago.
alaskan57Aug 11, 2010
Nah.. it didn't happen that long ago.. just in a galaxy far far away.
kibblesnbittsAug 11, 2010
and in a galaxy far, far away.
pseudononymistAug 11, 2010
well technically it was both. Any information that we'd be able to detect from a galaxy far far away can only travel at the speed of light, so it would have had to have happened a long time ago.
cakeofagesAug 11, 2010
WAAAALTTT!!!!!
bosskeyAug 12, 2010
At least we still have the widely practiced Klingon language
smokeydabearAug 11, 2010
I told you she was a hyphen bitch, but nobody would listen!
frostbytAug 11, 2010
Knew it!
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
How am I supposed to know that the "it's a hoax" isn't a hoax???
mysticaloneAug 11, 2010
Because right now Mr. llcoolwill, we are in a dream, your dream, and thieves are trying to break into your mind to steal your vital information. Do you remember your training Mr. llcoolwill?
runner108Aug 11, 2010
Where's your totem?
goldyoshiAug 11, 2010
HAMBURGER PHONE!
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
OMG hamburger phone lol.
heavypettingzooAug 12, 2010
my totem is my penis cause no one will ever touch it:(
ajajadudeAug 11, 2010
Gee, didn't see that coming. It was too good and too ballsy to be real.
pathouston22Aug 11, 2010
And all you diggers were getting hard-ons over her hotness.
Rule #1: If she is hot and intelligent, it's a fake.
norman619Aug 11, 2010
Rule #2: The rules of guys on dig who think they know women are rules to be ignored.
pathouston22Aug 11, 2010
Yeah, stereotypes don't exist for a reason...they come out of thin air!
chuckdontsurfAug 11, 2010
The hoax doesn't detract in any way from her hotness.
satirenineAug 11, 2010
What you'll find is hot+intelligent+crazy, and you better hope it's the good crazy.
chadsterrrAug 11, 2010
Good crazy?
zerobriersAug 11, 2010
The term HOPA will live on.
hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
I just came across this on Google.
http://hereiblog.com/will-hpoa-be-christianized/
Damn secular word!!!
zerobriersAug 11, 2010
Oh my.
This blog asks: "The question is not, "Am I good enough to be a Christian?" Rather, the question is, "Am I good enough not to be?"
For the record, my answer is yes.
fatexAug 11, 2010
1st comment on that blog is amazing "Of course, the HOPA/HPOA was all a hoax. Sort of like this post. "
akairennAug 11, 2010
"The term HOPA will live on. "
How? Hot of piece ass? I know education is in the s**tter, but that's a bit much.
Also
GET TO DA HOPPA.
armedrebelAug 11, 2010
HPA (pronounced: hop - a)
It's like the NAACP. The "of" is taken out of the word.
mac454Aug 11, 2010
It will live on because when you see HOPA, your mind says the acronym as HOE-pah. When you see HPOA, your mind doesn't read it at all. It just sees an acronym that isn't aesthetically pleasing to say. A verbal speed bump, if you will.
The bottom line is that you will know what HOPA is referencing, and it can be said out loud amongst friends when a hot piece of ass is observed.
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
If ArmedRebel is right, we should write HoPA
riverstyxAug 12, 2010
Eh, I give it less then a month before it blows over.
explodingzebrasAug 12, 2010
i'd blow my load into her hoppa
pstrollAug 11, 2010
titty pics please
theosterAug 11, 2010
check the internet. i hear they have boobs now.
kornstalxAug 11, 2010
ask 4chan
ghostwoAug 11, 2010
I heard there's actually a website that showed a girls butt once. Don't know what happened to it, but I bet they had to take it down.
grahamvinylAug 12, 2010
http://www.theonion.com/articles/naked-woman-picture-gains-popularity-on-internet,2410/
jong121Aug 11, 2010
subtle---nice
norman619Aug 11, 2010
I think it's sad that she is going to be in Playboy. You'd think she'd aspire to a bit more than that.
wildAug 11, 2010
Considering at teh end of the pictures she basically implied that all she needed to get ahead in life was being a HPOA, then I would say Playboy is exactly what she wanted.
navicertsAug 11, 2010
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hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
Just because a lobbying group on Facebook has 310 likes doesn't mean she is doing Playboy.
norman619Aug 11, 2010
Maybe I misread the article but I thought it said she was actually going to be in Playboy.
ironhideAug 11, 2010
You misread it.
peateargryphonAug 11, 2010
but that doesn't eliminate the chance that she might, does it?
evileddy60Aug 11, 2010
Most women want to be sex objects.
vbullingerAug 11, 2010
"Most women want to be sex objects."
Most women not worth five minutes of your time want to be sex objects.
Most* MEN want to be sex objects, however!
* - Somewhere in the 99.999% range.
evileddy60Aug 11, 2010
"Most women not worth five minutes of your time want to be sex objects."
I only need 2 minutes.
:(
zincsaucierAug 12, 2010
most HUMANS
wolfkeeperAug 11, 2010
Nope, as she is a HPOA I'd hope she'd aspire to exactly that.
tamurichardAug 11, 2010
It's really likely, considering her religious views are "john 3:16"
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
yup... its real sad that she will be in the world famous playboy magazine.... oh no! people will see her boobs! a little carpet maybe! that automatically means she will go nowhere in life now!
tnvwboyAug 11, 2010
I was entertained for about the same amount of time I would have been if it was real, so at the end of the day does it really matter or not if it was a hoax?
wolfkeeperAug 11, 2010
Yes, it matters!
If it had been real, we would have got all the follow-up drama, the court cases, the libel etc. etc.
We've been fed a substandard number of lols.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
It does when you know it's fake but a huge number of dumb-asses go on like it's real and you point out that it isn't and they either ignore you or call you names or say they don't really care if it is or not because they are after all dumb-asses.
bintoAug 11, 2010
someone's butthurt.
thinking2loudAug 11, 2010
It's either hilarious because it's creative and true, or it's hilarious because it's creative and well written. Either way I was completely amused. No skin off my back.
atarioAug 12, 2010
Didn't you know? You're uncool unless you think everything is fake.
jokr004Aug 11, 2010
I love how dyslexic everyone seems to be. Hot Of Piece Ass?
siskorabanAug 11, 2010
She puts the sexy in dyslexia.
nicksalvoAug 11, 2010
She puts the yxes in dyslexia
jacktitanAug 11, 2010
"I have a very sexy learning disability. Kif! What do I call it?"
-Sighs- "Sexlexia."
wolfkeeperAug 11, 2010
dysexlick?
blackinthmiddleAug 11, 2010
I was one of the ones saying the same thing yesterday. However, you can't pronounce "HPOA". Might as well look at it as "HOt Piece of Ass". There you have it. HOPA WINS!!!
kevenmAug 11, 2010
You can pronounce it HPOA, it just sounds like some tropical disease.
lovekAug 11, 2010
HOt Piece of Ass
kibblesnbittsAug 11, 2010
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Oh sorry officer, I'm dyslexic and must have read the speed limit sign wrong
Officer: Sir, you're in a 55
Me: ...f**k
snoogsAug 11, 2010
In text, it's written HPOA, but when spoken, it's pronounced "HOPA".
lukas1051Aug 11, 2010
Meh, probably wouldn't have become a meme anyway. Just a pretty funny story which as it seems isn't real. Pretty slimy of thechive.com to set it all up though, I mean it's funny, but the fact it seemed real is what made it relatable and popular. Makes me wonder how much of their stuff is set up/photoshopped but passed off as real.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
http://tiny.cc/qddzb
leif777Aug 11, 2010
This reminds me of the "Bride Has Massive Hair Wig Out" clip. It was a clip that posted on youtube in the hopes that it would go viral. It did. I was at a conference in Toronto and the head of the ad agency spoke about it. The reason they did it was so they could get the term "Wig Out" in everyones minds because it was part of their slogan for a new shampoo they were marketing. It's incredible the lengths marketing agencies are going and have gone.
hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
That's awesome.
darkphenoxAug 12, 2010
Did the head of the ad agency wear a fedora and a trench coat and had sex with any women he wanted?
mikbunnAug 11, 2010
It's HPOA you fools: Hot Piece of Ass.
You can still pronounce it hopa, but I prefer to say it like Bruce Lee, "Hupwah!"
bstew22Aug 11, 2010
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ct0189Aug 11, 2010
toasty
lbuchaAug 11, 2010
HOPA and HPOA are both in the dry erase pictures. Originally she holds up HOPA and then she spells it out Hot Piece Of Ass - HPOA. dumb ass actor
archangelzltAug 11, 2010
Maybe, just maybe, the actors and actresses don't actually make their lines up, and there is a job called "writer" which does just that?
And, to the writer's defense as well, maybe they figured that hearing someone say "HPOA" is quite unrealistic. Try pronouncing "HPOA" phonetically, instead of reading the individual letters, and get someone who doesn't know the term to identify the letters. So, I think the writers just got clever and figured that "HOPA" is what the term is intended to be pronounced, and that's the way they put it before revealing the full term.
mhugginsAug 11, 2010
Hoax Piece of Ass
kevenmAug 11, 2010
When I say it, I don't sound like Bruce Lee. Rather, it sounds like a virus. The HuPOAh virus.
angelsfreeekAug 11, 2010
I pronounced HOPA (HOt Piece of Ass) like the stereotype Greek exclamation - HOPE-ah!
nedzeveAug 14, 2010
HOPA, HPOA.... doesn't really matter. Most DIGGers can just refer to her as NIAMY (Not In A Million Years).
jc265Aug 11, 2010
I'd fap to her pictures in Playboy.
charlesdkraussAug 11, 2010
Well that settles it, I don't feel like banging her anymore since it was just a hoax.
thehuntofdearAug 11, 2010
Bummer man. I hear she was just about to call you up.
charlesdkraussAug 11, 2010
It's ok, I'm better off.
vinng86Aug 11, 2010
I call shenanigans on this
arabidturtleAug 12, 2010
me neither. I'd still put my finger in her butt though.
anothersoldierAug 12, 2010
before I would've f**ked her with a 10ft pole... now I won't even touch her with one.
explodingzebrasAug 12, 2010
I'd still fill her hopa
sirmitchellAug 12, 2010
You're full of s**t. I'd bang her if she was holding up a picture of her cutting my mom's head off.
l0nerAug 11, 2010
Next Snorgtee spokesmodel?
ayeroxorAug 11, 2010
Aw, dammit! I was having fun with the feminazi crowd telling me I was Spencer :(
rootsm3Aug 11, 2010
What did you just say?
ayeroxorAug 11, 2010
YOU HEARD ME, BITCH
explodingzebrasAug 12, 2010
something about commi-nazis i think..
alyxvanceAug 11, 2010
coulda seen that one coming. I was about to make a comment yesterday that it looked fake but digg was having a virtual orgy with her pictures so I didn't even want to try.
lemonchickenAug 11, 2010
Yeah, seemed kind of beyond the point to call it out.
kfc71Aug 11, 2010
if this story make it to front page twice I'm gonna be pisssed
ripple123Aug 11, 2010
"aspiring actress" so i guess we will be seeing her in man swapping sluts volume 24 soon enough.
explodingzebrasAug 12, 2010
yup, quicker than you can fill a plastic cup
gneissisniceAug 11, 2010
Too bad, I thought it was real. Oh well, it was still entertaining and gave me a good laugh. Keep up the good work, Chive, and let's see how many memes you can create.
someeguyyAug 11, 2010
Elyse Porterfield.
That's all I need.
hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
This comment made me fear for her life.
theneb29Aug 11, 2010
9000 penises from 4chan are heading her way *shudder* God help her soul...
vbullingerAug 11, 2010
Over 9,000, I'd guess.
anothersoldierAug 12, 2010
I would say 9,000 users is about 89% of 4chans community. 10% of the users weren't born with penises. the other 1% are female.
explodingzebrasAug 12, 2010
here you go
http://www.facebook.com/search/?post_form_id=e70865c8aac8b0fcc96e398eb522f6f1&q=Elyse+Porterfield&init=quick&sid=search_preload
cwbonnAug 11, 2010
Sarah Conner?
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
You going to post a picture of the corpse when you're done?
phyx726Aug 11, 2010
I would porterfield.
socomoddjobAug 11, 2010
lmfao
tblaskoAug 12, 2010
http://www.facebook.com/elyse.porterfield#!/photo.php?pid=5330462&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=676940530&id=698814866
karatemediaAug 11, 2010
Yep, I fell for it, even though it seemed too good to be true. Still, it led to some interesting discussions about how to quit a job.
Although, one has to question how truly successful a viral hoax is if it gets discovered within 24 hours of its release. I mean, how long have people believed in the Loch Ness Monster, yet these guys are high-fiving each other for creating something that lasted all of a day? Clever enough work on their end, but try not to pat yourselves on the back too hard with all this "I just had to prove that I could do it" business...Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
martoqAug 11, 2010
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/elyse.porterfield?ref=ts
cschoepsAug 11, 2010
Niiiicee
xer0fiveAug 11, 2010
Heyy.. she likes Twilight :(
al3xAug 11, 2010
Weird...my cousin is real life friends with her...they both live in CO. I can't creepy-add her now or he'll say something to me haha.
creationismlolAug 20, 2010
DO IT
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
http://twitter.com/officialelyse
deathcaptAug 11, 2010
No one spends 17 hours a week playing farmville.
snaxieAug 11, 2010
lol!
hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
I have a 50 year old Uncle saturating my Facebook feed with that bulls**t that would beg to differ.
ayeroxorAug 11, 2010
You clearly don't work in a cube farm where people have unlimited access to the internet.
impressaAug 11, 2010
My mother is approximately 3 hours a day on farmville. If I'm not mistaken that makes 21 hours a week. You're wrong.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
In one of the pics she has a sign stating HPOA:
Hot
Piece
Of
Ass
ayeroxorAug 11, 2010
Very good, honey.
srgordyAug 11, 2010
and in another pic she has EYES. in another she has a MOUTH.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
Thanks for clarification. I was so confused about those things behind her glasses.
srgordyAug 12, 2010
...glasses?
baultistaAug 11, 2010
This is worse than War of the Worlds... both the radio show that duped idiots into thinking that aliens were invading earth, and the movie that duped idiots into thinking that Tom Cruise could still make good movies!
hivoltage815Aug 11, 2010
The radio show was not a hoax, they said multiple times throughout the broadcast it was not just a reading of War of the Worlds. People just suck.
And the recent War of the Worlds movie was pretty damn good.
To sum it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
mrquackerAug 13, 2010
When the tripods were picking up people, someone shouted out in the theater:
"Gotta catch em all!"
Everyone started laughing. Best line in the movie.
/csb
iamsaturdayAug 11, 2010
I was pretty sure it was a hoax from the beginning. Usually stories come with more details like naming and shaming the company.
w13rdoAug 13, 2010
Not to mention the eager volunteers that would have hunted down and harassed "Spencer" in an effort to impress Jenny DryErase.
ofnumbersAug 11, 2010
Dear Digg, if you f**k me on one more article, I will show myself the exit:
http://digg.com/world_news/HPOA_Girl_a_Hoax
ofnumbersAug 11, 2010
I like it here and all but why stay when every submission you make gets jacked by some power digger 3-5 hours later and then they frontpage. I mean really, how does one justify staying in such a community.
And I'm not exaggerating about the every post thing. It's why power diggers have sided against me, I leave angry comments linking to my posts they rip off and somehow it makes me Diggs #1 troll.
huseliusAug 11, 2010
Don't be so hard on yourself, we'll help you find it.
ofnumbersAug 11, 2010
You post nothing and digg nothing which means you have absolutely no grasp on how Digg functions, so your opinion is sincerely irrelevant to me. Blocked.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
chuckdontsurfAug 11, 2010
Everyone wait! We need to change the system now, lest we lose OfNumbers forever! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
ofnumbersAug 11, 2010
Stop commenting so damn much and submit something - You may not like me but you're witty and would be awesome for the power diggers to rip off.
johnomazzAug 11, 2010
Seriously, its Digg, not like its a job.
ofnumbersAug 11, 2010
If you had fun playing basketball and every point you make gets credited to any other player every game - You'd stop too and say "Hey, can I get some attention now?" Then people respond with shut the f**k up and stop taking yourself so seriously. Hobbies/games are not jobs yet still matter to the individual.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
nickert0nAug 11, 2010
First let it be known I dugg you up secondly as much as that sucks, its the law of the jungle man.
Life isn't fair, tired or being beaten by a power digger, then beat them.
ofnumbersAug 11, 2010
Thanks. All I really wanted was too hear something other than "stfu noob." You're right, sorry for being a crybaby over spilled Digg milk.
lemonchickenAug 11, 2010
Don't let the door hit your vagina on the way out.
obesesnakeAug 11, 2010
Whatta gonna do? Grab a beer and slide down the chute?
falconearAug 11, 2010
They SAY Digg 4 will fix some of those issues. I'm not holding my breath.
mysticaloneAug 11, 2010
Poor lady, shouldn't have given away your name. Diggers are now stalking you
mikeoxbiggAug 11, 2010
...Someone lied on the internet?
You shut your filthy mouths.
skurtAug 11, 2010
Filthy *whore* mouths.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
Dam, beat me to it.
kornstalxAug 11, 2010
http://i.imgur.com/0Wwzo.jpg
tblaskoAug 12, 2010
you are why I love the internet
anothersoldierAug 12, 2010
someone needs to start a 10 commandments of the internet... im gonna go in my backyard and pretend to dig up a Buls**tta Stone.
formerbabbyAug 11, 2010
s**t like this on MY internets make me cry!
gibbonsbeardAug 11, 2010
then go and check out what life is like outside
formerbabbyAug 11, 2010
Good idea!
amishmackAug 11, 2010
She is still unemployed however.
tgc1Aug 11, 2010
I've got a job for her.
anothersoldierAug 12, 2010
how's your gag reflex?
sonic11Aug 12, 2010
how long can you hold your breath under water
amishmackAug 11, 2010
don't we all
/leave the glasses on HOPA
rethreadAug 11, 2010
Something tells me she'll be just fine..
wineincAug 11, 2010
It would be awesome if she got a regular role on TV out of this--perhaps playing the HOPA girl. Perhaps 'The Big Bang Theory' could use her. Or she could get a job playing a chronically underemployed young person on a soap opera. Watching her develop her character would be a load of fun.
anothersoldierAug 12, 2010
more than one load of fun... I'm already on my 4th.
nraphaelAug 12, 2010
High five Anothersoldier. But not with that hand.
anothersoldierAug 13, 2010
I like to use both hands and pretend I'm starting a fire. sometimes I dress up as a caveman.