archaeology.org — Hierakonpolis claims the title to the earliest recorded zombie attack in history. In 1892, a British dig there unearthed a tomb containing a decomposed body, whose brain had been infected with the 'zombie' virus, Solanum. In addition, thousands of scratch marks adorned every surface of the tomb as if the corpse had tried to claw it's way out.
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netantNov 9, 2007
I hope someone has made a mirror of this awesomely slick parody. It appears the magazine's website has been hacked.
caseyjustusNov 9, 2007
I would be worried if it wasn't for duct tape
Closed AccountNov 11, 2007
I'm a bit embarrassed by how long it took me to realize what I was reading was satire... it was this comment by a photo down the right handside that did it... (I looked at the photos before I finished...)"Physical Anthropologist Sean Dougherty, our chief asset in the event of a zombie attack."*head/desk*
bnsaNov 14, 2007
It's just a remake of this version: www.metacafe.com/watch/918466/what_to_do_in_a_zombie_attack/ Still good though. :-)
jpj1421Nov 29, 2007
I don't the validity of this since "Solanum" is a made up virus.
zmjone2992Dec 24, 2007
idn I like the word 'postulate' it is a good word
faeriezombieOct 29, 2008
Proof of zombies? So cool. Now please contain the virus so we dont infect the world.
shocknarrDec 12, 2008
Whenever we're bored, my friend and I make plans on what we would do in the event of a zombie invasion.
foxtrot3092Oct 21, 2010
The last zombie attack happened in 2002 on the u.s. virgin islands it was called the st.thomas zombie it almost ate a six year old boy