sarah-jones-larson.blogspot.com — 1. You ask yourself: Why bother confessing in church when I've already Twittered what I've done? ?? 2. People don't invite you out anymore, they just go without you and then livetweet you about it?
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3. You never make a decision anymore without first considering how interesting it will sound on Twitter. ??4. Spouse tells you to "Shut up if you can't talk like you do on Twitter" whenever you get long-winded.
olsonndNov 15, 2008
Never catch me wasting time on Twitter ! I call it Quality Time.
primarymarkNov 16, 2008
5. Something great happens and you are so excited to Tweet about it that you forget what it was when you get to your puter.
mcanadyNov 22, 2008
"you almost have a heart attack at every major 'tweetable' event on TV (e.g., political debates) because you're simultaneously trying to listen to the content, tweet, and see what everyone else is tweeting"
deannatroupeNov 26, 2008
I loved this post. Yes I do about 90% of the things on the list. I guess I need to find that twitterholics meeting.
candeesJan 14, 2009
Hilarious! #4 and #65 are the best.
roku6wizMay 25, 2009
"Because you instantly tweet about everything you do, you no longer see the point of confessing in church" after i read this one i thought i was going to pee on my self from laughing so hard.