lonestartimes.com— Cute kid! Too bad his childhood will consist of non-stop playground beatings.Who would do this to a child?
Mar 9, 2007View in Crawl 4
I once saw a Vietnamese restaurant called Phât Phúc (or something like that; I had a photo, but I don't know where it is off hand).I'd love to know what it means (in Vietnamese, I mean; I know what it means in English!)
I actually knew a Richard Head..... He is doing about 30 + years in the Virginia prison system for malicious wounding..... apparently he was teased quite a bit....and snapped!
Ok, Kendall isn't all that bad...it's the rest of the name that makes the mother a crack whore. Anyway, wanted to share a couple name stories all of my own. they're not quite as good as some of the stories I've read here...but they're pretty good.My grandparents named my uncles Joseph Edward Raymond Kasprowitz....His initials spell J.E.R.K. Now that's mean.My father, his name is Len, has an ex-wife named Carol. My mother must have thought of my name (cause it's fairly normal), but Len and Carol named their only daughter Carolen. Is that not really gay? They obviously couldn't think of anything good.And lastly, My mom works with a man named Master Bates. If you don't see that one, you're blind.
I work in a jail, so I come across a LOT of weird names. I currently have an inmate named Babygee. The story goes that her mother left her at the hospital, so the staff named her Babygee (for Baby Girl). Don't know how true the story is, but it is her legal name. I've had a Te'qayla (Ta-KAY-la... but it reminded me of Tequila), Female (fa-MA-lee... the really sad part was that this was on one of the male units), and Orangello (Or-AN-ja-lo...think he had a twin brother named Lemonjello?). And I always have at least one with an apostrophe in a completely ridiculous place. Just one more entertaining aspect of my job.
miseseanMar 10, 2007
If I can call you Betty, you can call me Al.
naldwellMar 10, 2007
Heh, I shared a flat for a while with a guy called Bevan James King.
miseseanMar 10, 2007
I once saw a Vietnamese restaurant called Phât Phúc (or something like that; I had a photo, but I don't know where it is off hand).I'd love to know what it means (in Vietnamese, I mean; I know what it means in English!)
sstidmanMar 10, 2007
@bdavi19"...and one name stood out in particular: "Ash-o-lee"....this poor child's name was spelled... assh**e."Curiously, I came across the post on Snopes from someone else who has apparently met this same girl. The other post was from 2 years ago:<a class="user" href="http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/1/t/000043/p/1.html#000010">http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/1/t/000043/p/1.html#000010</a>Was that you who posted that bdavi19?
jowilleMar 10, 2007
I actually knew a Richard Head..... He is doing about 30 + years in the Virginia prison system for malicious wounding..... apparently he was teased quite a bit....and snapped!
kingleoMar 11, 2007
@mianiamActually someone had already come up with it.
kingleoMar 11, 2007
I know a guy named Januario.
matriMar 12, 2007
Okay, I'm surprised no-one posted this yet: <a class="user" href="http://bash.org/?515093">http://bash.org/?515093</a>
lilgothcopMar 18, 2007
Ok, Kendall isn't all that bad...it's the rest of the name that makes the mother a crack whore. Anyway, wanted to share a couple name stories all of my own. they're not quite as good as some of the stories I've read here...but they're pretty good.My grandparents named my uncles Joseph Edward Raymond Kasprowitz....His initials spell J.E.R.K. Now that's mean.My father, his name is Len, has an ex-wife named Carol. My mother must have thought of my name (cause it's fairly normal), but Len and Carol named their only daughter Carolen. Is that not really gay? They obviously couldn't think of anything good.And lastly, My mom works with a man named Master Bates. If you don't see that one, you're blind.
jojada95Jun 5, 2007
I'm gonna have a daughter named Christ and a daughter named Samus. All of Christ's nieces and nephews will refer to her as Auntie Christ!Mark - Baby Gifts & Baby Gift Baskets<a class="user" href="http://www.babygiftstation.com">http://www.babygiftstation.com</a>
tyrannosaurFeb 7, 2008
I think Torbin is the English-American corruption of Torbjorn....and yep, my name is Torbin (middle name).
danmoynihan185Feb 18, 2008
Phoebe Godzilla, Thats a namE!<a class="user" href="http://flccrq.dtdns.net
kbonJan 20, 2009
What about these funny names<a class="user" href="http://www.baby-parenting.com/baby/funny_names.html">http://www.baby-parenting.com/baby/funny_names.htm ...</a>
maudlinmoonApr 5, 2009
I work in a jail, so I come across a LOT of weird names. I currently have an inmate named Babygee. The story goes that her mother left her at the hospital, so the staff named her Babygee (for Baby Girl). Don't know how true the story is, but it is her legal name. I've had a Te'qayla (Ta-KAY-la... but it reminded me of Tequila), Female (fa-MA-lee... the really sad part was that this was on one of the male units), and Orangello (Or-AN-ja-lo...think he had a twin brother named Lemonjello?). And I always have at least one with an apostrophe in a completely ridiculous place. Just one more entertaining aspect of my job.