mirror.co.uk — A UK window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard. And here's the understatement quote of the year: ?It?s a mystery to me," said the coroner. "If you were choosing to take your own life, that?s not the way you would do it."
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globalunlockMar 9, 2010
Really he died because of that?oh not good really..
happyimbecileMar 9, 2010
Correction: The window cleaning business is groin-stabbingly cut throat.
krahzeeMar 9, 2010
"Mr Burton’s sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother"Kind of makes Eminem's issues with his mom look a bit tame, huh?
chocchunkoatiesMar 9, 2010
2B or not 2B that is the question!
Closed AccountMar 9, 2010
since when did zombies sing?
cyberdroppingMar 9, 2010
That's gonna leave a mark.
flyingcavemanMar 9, 2010
Couldn't find an over sized crayon.
weedyaplMar 9, 2010
The coroner might say its a mystery but not to me...This guy has now immortalised himself as the first person to die from genital trauma from pencil. I'm sure someones creating the wiki right now...May you rest in peace genital trauma pencil person, i shall never forget you
thatsnomoon66Mar 10, 2010
It looks like this is last appointment...*sunglasses*he'll be penciling in...