theregister.co.uk— An actual question in the FAQ section of the UK McDonald's web site. How often has this question been asked to get on the FAQ page???
Mar 16, 2007View in Crawl 4
Because your Grandma needed some vitamin "S".Because I felt like it.Because she did not tip.Because he was lonely.Because she was so hot.Because 20% of our customers don't notice.Because she ordered it that way.Because you paid in pennies.Because she was the 10 bizilinth customer!Because she ALWAYS finishes her BJ that way.Because your religion offends us.Because it was the best BANG for the buck.Because we love you.Because silver hair is "in".Because we always do that.Because we at McDonald's appreciate your business and take many steps to improve the texture and flavor of all foods we serve. You should have ordered the chocolate milkshake!
m2ys4uMar 17, 2007
it must have stayed on the guy's hand after ejaculating into the milkshake
miajMar 17, 2007
eewwwthen they will make the excuse and call it 'special milk'
donteatthefishMar 17, 2007
hey! i work at mcdonalds, whats everyone complaining about, i only did that twice! only cause they were jerks.
gamerzworldMar 17, 2007
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frostedMar 17, 2007
Because your Grandma needed some vitamin "S".Because I felt like it.Because she did not tip.Because he was lonely.Because she was so hot.Because 20% of our customers don't notice.Because she ordered it that way.Because you paid in pennies.Because she was the 10 bizilinth customer!Because she ALWAYS finishes her BJ that way.Because your religion offends us.Because it was the best BANG for the buck.Because we love you.Because silver hair is "in".Because we always do that.Because we at McDonald's appreciate your business and take many steps to improve the texture and flavor of all foods we serve. You should have ordered the chocolate milkshake!
Closed AccountMar 18, 2007
The old bitch needed some calcium!
hudson99Mar 18, 2007
so what was the french fry guy's excuse?
hudson99Mar 18, 2007
Sperm is vegetarian, as long as you don't kill the guy to get it. This only proves their milkshakes aren't vegan.
hselomeinMar 18, 2007
Q: Why did your employees ejactulate into my grandmother's milkshake?A: Cause her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
livesterMay 18, 2007
Wonderful! How the hell did this get such many diggs?