cracked.com— Before we all hit the theater tonight to watch him punch off some heads, we might as well make it official. A tale-of-the-tape style breakdown of Rambo, John McClane and the T-800 for bad-ass supremacy.
Jan 25, 2008View in Crawl 4
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Why rambo was, not why rambo is.Theres nothing less badass than being 61 and remaking the exact same movie over again. Not even changing the name a little bit...its a little late for a midlife crisis don't you think.
samuryJan 25, 2008
I'd put Inspector Tequila in the list. For most of Stranglehold, he wasn't a cop, since he surrendered his badge, so he's also guilty of mass murder.
mortigonJan 25, 2008
I've only seen 1 man kill a helicopter wth a police car.What has Rambo done?
Closed AccountJan 25, 2008
Mujahideen is the plural of the arabic word for struggler. Also known as the blanket term for any kind of terrorist or muslim fighter in every single hollywood movie.
Closed AccountJan 26, 2008
Why rambo was, not why rambo is.Theres nothing less badass than being 61 and remaking the exact same movie over again. Not even changing the name a little bit...its a little late for a midlife crisis don't you think.
gfnwJan 26, 2008
There IS a spoon, and you can damn well bet Rambo would have killed at least 10 people with it.
trisightJan 28, 2008
Oddly enough he RELOADS the 50 cal once.. wtf.. Rambo doesn't RELOAD
Closed AccountJan 29, 2008
Rambo eats rotten tomatoes for breakfast.
fakebookerJan 30, 2008
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eugene70May 22, 2008
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