What an honest in-flight announcement would sound like.

andreaharner.com — via The Economist. "Your life-jacket can be found under your seat, but please do not remove it now. In fact, do not bother to look for it at all. In the event of a landing on water, an unprecedented miracle will have occurred, because in the history of aviation the number of wide-bodied aircraft that have made successful landings on water is zero." Sep 15, 2006 View in Crawl 4