Submitted by
Users who Dugg This
Terrence Parker
17 Followers
azis sofyan
61 Followers
cheeseloverJun 23, 2009
I don't get it. So either way, we're all douches, facial hair or not?
ydnar24Jun 23, 2009
@xXGrimreapaXx...the fact that he could name the exact episode is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
rustedsJun 23, 2009
"If you have a mustache you are a gay New Yorker from 1978 or you are a terrorist."Solid Snake was neither!
davidgxJun 24, 2009
So if you have NO facial hair.. you're an ass.If you have ANY facial hair.. you're an ass.This article sucks. Buried.
marlonJun 24, 2009
ff 3.5 clear last hour :D
seanstuartJun 24, 2009
Hehe. I appear to have struck a nerve. But I'm relaxed about it because I'm Manicured Scruff guy.
bbarkerJun 26, 2009
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned that a goatee is a beard that's only on your chin. If it includes the connected mustache, it's called a Van Dyke. Somehow this distinction has been lost in current culture.<a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatee">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatee</a><a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_dyke_beard">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_dyke_beard</a>Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
uncleasrielJul 8, 2009
Agreed. These fellas lack the wit of Cracked and come off as simply assh**es. Remind me why I ought to give a s**t about the opinions of these jackoffs again? BURIED!
secrityJul 20, 2009
My facial hair says that I haven't shaved for years, and that I can grow a very long beard.
secrityJul 20, 2009
Oh, so you can't really grow any facial hair.
secrityJul 20, 2009
He probably CAN'T grow a beard.
terrence23parkerAug 14, 2011
true idea
zaytechnoNov 11, 2011
good