nypost.com — She fed him filet mignon and lobster tails. They shared cozy glasses of wine. They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures. But this was no ordinary affair of the heart. Sandra Herold was engaging in these loving acts with a 200-pound pet ape.
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roehFeb 20, 2009
You write like a chimp ! AND you have poor taste in women because by every picture put on the news; that woman is as skanky as it gets and looks like she has had a monkey on her back all night every night!
imarascalFeb 20, 2009
How do you know that?
godlikeFeb 20, 2009
I'm pretty sure that didn't happen because he probably would have destroyed her.
cryonixFeb 21, 2009
WATER!? damn.
Closed AccountFeb 21, 2009
News: Nutcase keeps exotic animal with superhuman strength as a pet, which almost kills another person, ripping their face off. Digg: Some maudlin twit comes to the nut's defense, going on about sharing his dinner, bed and sloppy kisses with his pets. Fark: I differ. Digg: I get dug down. Okay, I give up — am I being trolled? Please have mercy.
redraven1111Feb 21, 2009
This is the best comment concerning this whole sordid affair that I have ready-anywhere!Chimp Pussy! Poor thang never even got to catch a view of another chimp, much less got some real chimp action. All these people that say lay off the nutcase, think about the pain she caused the real mother of this chimp when he was taken away at three days old. Read the story on what happened to the mother! She got tired of being a breeder at an animal Auschwitz, and decided to go on a walk-about with a couple chimp friends. They decided to raid a neighbors house and went after some kids and their dog. Thankfully one of the teenagers shot her dead. Sad-but she was better off dead. Mom and Son should have gone after the real perps and ripped their faces off, used their eyes as sliders, munched on their people-fingers, and got some real satisfaction before going out in a blaze of glory. Right on CHANNELOCK.
Closed AccountFeb 22, 2009
I like Sharks but I don't swim with one in my bathtub