flickr.com— You think your safe being out of the water? You think that your safe not answering your door to the Land Shark? Now in your own home comes the Watermelon Shark.
Apr 5, 2010View in Crawl 4
Brought to mind the SNL Land Shark.[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?Woman: What?Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?Woman: Who is it?Voice: [pause] Flowers.Woman: Flowers for whom?Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?Voice: [pause] Candygram.Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.(Copied from the Wikipedia entry)
deafbeatApr 5, 2010
it looks tasty... and dangerous XD
diggdongApr 5, 2010
Why it's gotta have a black fork?
downneckApr 5, 2010
IT'S "YOU'RE" YOU f**kING MORON
davidochsApr 5, 2010
That's cool but I was expecting to see a miniature shark species that lived in a watermelon.
centranApr 5, 2010
We're gonna need a bigger bowl
bicolanoApr 5, 2010
Brought to mind the SNL Land Shark.[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?Woman: What?Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?Woman: Who is it?Voice: [pause] Flowers.Woman: Flowers for whom?Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?Voice: [pause] Candygram.Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.(Copied from the Wikipedia entry)
Closed AccountApr 5, 2010
We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.
sacton3Apr 5, 2010
@ProjektTHORI happen to love fried chicken and watermelon, and I'm pretty sure I couldn't get any whiter.