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I'm pulling your leg, son. Here, let me walk you through it. You said you wanted to hang yourself in the closet. I said don't let us stop you. Here I'm assuming you meant hang yourself as in suicide, and my reply was a 'black humor retort', suggesting an unacceptable outcome to a situation that no one would seriously consider ... a little like asking someone with a headache if they've considered amputation.I then went a little further and toyed with your mention of the closet in an admittedly weak play on the old euphemism "coming out of the closet" to describe someone who previously pretended to be heterosexual who suddenly announces publicly that they're gay. By asking if you were hoping we'd encourage you to come out of the closet, I was suggesting that by announcing your desire to hang yourself in the closet, you were looking for us to urge you to come out.Finally, I admitted I was just joking around ... "joshing" is a slang word that refers to verbal horseplay. But I couldn't leave it alone and went one last step with a pun on your name; the Hershey Highway refers to one's anus ... by offering you (Fudged71) a Hershey, I was going back to rather sophomoric suggestions about your sexual preferences.Nope, not exactly high wit, but just a playful response to an overly melodramatic post. I mean, c'mon, did you really want to hang yourself in the closet? Over a photo?
Okay ... it's been several months. Did you hang yourself yet?Are you still in the closet?And ... I just thought of something ... how the Hell are you going to hang yourself in the closet? Most closets I've seen don't have the vertical space for a proper hanging. Are you a "little person"?Great ... I'm trying to provoke a suicidal gay midget. My PC karma's tanked.
roflbrothelJun 21, 2008
f**k, seriously?
lavawarriorJun 22, 2008
Dugg for title
psion01Jun 22, 2008
I'm pulling your leg, son. Here, let me walk you through it. You said you wanted to hang yourself in the closet. I said don't let us stop you. Here I'm assuming you meant hang yourself as in suicide, and my reply was a 'black humor retort', suggesting an unacceptable outcome to a situation that no one would seriously consider ... a little like asking someone with a headache if they've considered amputation.I then went a little further and toyed with your mention of the closet in an admittedly weak play on the old euphemism "coming out of the closet" to describe someone who previously pretended to be heterosexual who suddenly announces publicly that they're gay. By asking if you were hoping we'd encourage you to come out of the closet, I was suggesting that by announcing your desire to hang yourself in the closet, you were looking for us to urge you to come out.Finally, I admitted I was just joking around ... "joshing" is a slang word that refers to verbal horseplay. But I couldn't leave it alone and went one last step with a pun on your name; the Hershey Highway refers to one's anus ... by offering you (Fudged71) a Hershey, I was going back to rather sophomoric suggestions about your sexual preferences.Nope, not exactly high wit, but just a playful response to an overly melodramatic post. I mean, c'mon, did you really want to hang yourself in the closet? Over a photo?
Closed AccountJun 22, 2008
Good GOD how long does it take to load a single f**king slide??
skiloprJun 22, 2008
Is this a joke? Why is people digging this?
lonewolfeJun 22, 2008
it's ironic how this is getting so many diggs despite the fact that 99% of the comments are offensive...
gamben0Jun 23, 2008
Those were pretty boring and totally unworthy to be here.
zergvasionAug 16, 2008
How doesn't it?
psion01Oct 12, 2008
Okay ... it's been several months. Did you hang yourself yet?Are you still in the closet?And ... I just thought of something ... how the Hell are you going to hang yourself in the closet? Most closets I've seen don't have the vertical space for a proper hanging. Are you a "little person"?Great ... I'm trying to provoke a suicidal gay midget. My PC karma's tanked.