vancouversun.com— A mysterious, 1,700-year-old coffin made from a 360-kilogram slab of lead ? bizarrely folded over its ancient corpse like a "burrito" ? has been unearthed on the outskirts of Rome.
Mar 30, 2010View in Crawl 4
Seems pretty obvious that it wasn't originally burrito shaped. It collapsed. The lid went first and then the sides collapsed, forcing the top and bottom side panels outward like a badly wrapped burrito.
Yeah exactly! If that myth is supposed to be a god he'd have an epic jew coffin but all it got was a fake hanky with an ambiguous sweat stain./easter troll
sybersnakeMar 31, 2010
Anybody buried like that just shows that we shouldn't mess with it. Sounds like a vampire.
Closed AccountMar 31, 2010
You are all wrong!There's another layer of burrito inside. Maybe hundred smaller ones?!
Closed AccountMar 31, 2010
No, because we are always progressing. I look at a fossil and it doesn't make time stop.
nitoriMar 31, 2010
Dug for using the term burrito shaped.
kroatoan13Apr 1, 2010
Seems pretty obvious that it wasn't originally burrito shaped. It collapsed. The lid went first and then the sides collapsed, forcing the top and bottom side panels outward like a badly wrapped burrito.
torturorApr 2, 2010
Yeah exactly! If that myth is supposed to be a god he'd have an epic jew coffin but all it got was a fake hanky with an ambiguous sweat stain./easter troll
Closed AccountApr 2, 2010
The odd mating of a Taco Bell cashier and a Russian stacking doll and a mortician and a plumber. HMMM what would that porno look like?