flickr.com — Actually, I think that there is a perfectly normal explanation. A UPS driver was trying to get up the hill to the sidewalk and didn't make it all the way, so the neighbor put on his tux and grabbed his sewing machine, which is what any of us would have done because its the right thing to do.
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chezidomJul 29, 2008
This should be posted under "Old Stuff"
bluenashJul 29, 2008
Sew. The UPS driver drove off into a ditch.
pokergigoloJul 30, 2008
Oh, good, I was hoping this would show up for the 30th time on digg. Well done.
dawnraid101Jul 30, 2008
Why would i get aids im not gay unlike you, shame you work in a cube, u f**king square.
floodsJul 30, 2008
f**k you, two of my friends died from being in situations.
mu0pJul 30, 2008
I am pretty certain that Digg has entered a temporal loop, and we're just reliving the Dugg articles for the past 5 years. I am also pretty certain that if we don't get out of this temporal loop, the Universe is going to implode.
eeemartJul 31, 2008
either that, or you have absolutely no life and you just surf the internet all day
divideddeathAug 1, 2008
This boy was clearly on his way to prom with his uncle driving the UPS truckWhich is why his uncle is being questioned, Now he has the sowing machine because hiw mother borrowed itfrom his dates mother, His dates name is jeremy. While his uncle was driving to his dates house.unfortunatly his uncle is a drug addict.and he was high on heroin whilst driving the truck, and he realized that he had passed his dateshouse and missed the exit. So he took a shortcut through the rock infested ditch to get to the dates house. Unfortunatly while he was stoned,he forgot about physics and tried to go up a 68 degree slope in the UPS truckNow as we all know a truck that rectangular can only go up a 32-34 degree slopeor 132-135 degrees in bazarro world. as the engine gave out trying to force its way up the hill, they had to bail out.assuming that there is a trampoline behind the truck, his uncle tried to use the trampoline to bounce up onto the curbin front of jeremy's house. Why there there is a trampoline on a 68 degree slope I just cannot explain.anyhow, the boy and his uncle bailed out of the truck on time, salvaging the sowing machine.While his uncle is being detained by the police and his ride to prom is trashed, he is smiling because,one - pre prom pic.two - made it to the house on timethree - the sowing machine is ok (which means his mother wont buttrape him)four - he thinks he looks damn good ( which he really does)voila, the unexplainable is now explained.BTW kelly some random guy, has a katana and dont ask.