theonion.com — A team of three out-of-work stem cell biologists announced Monday that, after four weeks of rigorous observation and field testing, the evidence conclusively shows that chief researcher Dr. Henry Rogers' dog Franklin likes beer.
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artchick420Aug 11, 2007
As scientists you would think they would make sure it is OK to give a dog alcohol. Alcohol is toxic to dogs. It can cause, vomiting, diarrhea, difficulty breathing, tremors and depression of the central nervous system . It can also cause death.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2007
alcohol in moderation is fine for dogs.
adrianmonkAug 11, 2007
It's not only fake, it's the same story that The Onion has run every issue since it came out practically 10 years ago. The only difference is that they substitute different loser characters and different cynical actions that they take for "variety".It was original and entertaining for the first 3 or 4 issues, but now The Onion is more formulaic than Hollywood.
drunk3nirishmenAug 11, 2007
My girlfriends Shih Tzu always tries to lick the beer off the top of the can every time I set it down.
crucialmattAug 11, 2007
hahahah well get the f**k out!! No way!!!
vermiciousknidAug 12, 2007
my dog liked whiskey... lousy drunk
alfredrAug 13, 2007
whoops didn't see that it was the onion.... don't give your dogs beer.
borgervicenteAug 20, 2007
The true source of cheerfulness is benevolence.