Do you think the horse would be smart enough to not correlate this story with something completely unrelated and make a baseless political remark? Shut up. Just shut up.
T.S.: But they're engaged.Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?T.S.: Sure, why not?Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!
Closed AccountApr 11, 2008
Not only is this an old dupe but...PATCHES IS DEADStop beating a dead horse.
Closed AccountApr 11, 2008
Word is, he's big on web standards too.
Closed AccountApr 11, 2008
Do you think the horse would be smart enough to not correlate this story with something completely unrelated and make a baseless political remark? Shut up. Just shut up.
stormtrooprApr 11, 2008
T.S.: But they're engaged.Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?T.S.: Sure, why not?Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!
billllyboobs34Apr 11, 2008
Actually he was old
longcat99Apr 11, 2008
.. you DID read my comment, right?? how much proof do you need?
shahin12Apr 16, 2008
Everyone is talking about Virgin mobile! But why change to another service. Asked myself just that this morning. So went through their wep site. Interesting stuff. Don’t know if I’ll switch but had a good time. Some crazy videos on <a class="user" href="http://www.virginmobile.in/thinkhatke/index.htm?um=14">http://www.virginmobile.in/thinkhatke/index.htm?um ...</a>
bluesaphireOct 23, 2008
oh wow how cute! he he thnaks for sharing :O)
bluesaphireOct 23, 2008
*looks at my dopey dog with sceptasism and wonders* hmmmm could it be possible * *dog just sighed at me* :/