Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-Leon: Is this the test now?Holden: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-Leon: What one?Holden: What?Leon: What desert?Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.Leon: But how come I'd be there?Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling toward you-Leon: Tortoise, what's that?Holden: Know what a turtle is?Leon: Of course.Holden: Same thing.Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.Holden: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon.Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.Leon: What do you mean I'm not helping?Holden: I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon?
It was submitted to both sites five days ago. That's all I know at this point.Should I go to Reddit and start spamming the URL of this thread over there like a whiny bitch?
samuraighostNov 13, 2009
Aww. Darwin would be so proud!
batguanoNov 15, 2009
Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-Leon: Is this the test now?Holden: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-Leon: What one?Holden: What?Leon: What desert?Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.Leon: But how come I'd be there?Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling toward you-Leon: Tortoise, what's that?Holden: Know what a turtle is?Leon: Of course.Holden: Same thing.Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.Holden: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon.Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.Leon: What do you mean I'm not helping?Holden: I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon?
stavrosianNov 16, 2009
It was submitted to both sites five days ago. That's all I know at this point.Should I go to Reddit and start spamming the URL of this thread over there like a whiny bitch?
bri719Nov 16, 2009
time travel ain't cheap, son.
matchstickNov 17, 2009
@SkurtI was with you till the "mom's basement" remark... hittin' bellow the belt there... a little too close to home =/