topless-sandal.com — Topless sandals - also called "down unders" - simulate walking barefoot while protecting your feet. Topless sandals stick to the bottom of your feet, but leave no residue on your feet when you take them off.
Dec 16, 2005 View in Crawl 4
chaotichavokDec 16, 2005
Eww. And I thought sandals was disgusting. This is just grotesque.
bnobleDec 16, 2005
"Who's that guy with the topless sandals?" "f**k, I dunno man, but those sandals sure simulate walking barefoot while protecting his feet. Craaaaaaaaaaaazy!"
molecoolDec 16, 2005
I actually wonder what really causes the sticking - if it's some chemical it might actually be toxic. You never know... wouldn't be the first time some merchant releases a product that doesn't fall under the scrutiny of the FDA. Butt-ugly though - must have been designed by an American - LOL. Seriously, no self-respecting European would release such an ugly product.
walterdirtDec 16, 2005
Wow I saw this at a flea market about 14 years ago.
LayneM.Dec 17, 2005
Well as someone from the Islands, this looks interesting and I have never seen these here. I purchased a pair to try them out.
noelixDec 17, 2005
Digg. Interesting link. Doubtful these things will actually stay stuck though.
tappere22Dec 17, 2005
But how do the fair on the beach?since they are SANDals after all.
genenDec 17, 2005
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newlzDec 17, 2005
For crying out loud, people!!They're not called flip-flops, or bloody sandles!! Sandles are what Jesus wears.As the token Aussie Digger, I will tell you that "flip-flops" are meant to be called "thongs". We had thongs growing up and it's weird hearing you guys referring to our shoes as g-strings cus thongs are sandles, not undies. When I first heard "The Thong Song", I was like, "why the hell is this bloke all upset about a bloody thong? It's just a friggin shoe for god's sake."Anyway...It's summer here, so we need these new sticky ones more than you Yanks. Though they would never sell cus you go out on the beach and they'd get all friggin sandy on 'em.Though I think more people are more worried about more sturdy foot protection for the race riots each weekend here. No thongs on Cronulla Beach.-Newlz
seargentzzzDec 17, 2005
Yeah, I purchased four pair for stocking stuffers. They seem appropriate, but I actually owned a pair a year or so ago before my dog decided to destroy them (so apparently they're great for mutts too:))Anyway, they work perfect. Get ready for a weird public reaction, though ... i.e., I've actually had people chase me down in Walmart to get information on the things. I had to take evasive action. :)
mr_chainsawDec 19, 2005Submitter
oh and also, what if you have sweaty feet?
ratcatcherMar 22, 2006
Topless sandals are the best thing for a girl if she wants to enjoy the look and feel of going barefoot, and still protect her feet and keep them nice and soft like a girl's should be. My boyfriend got me some and I wore them all last summer. I wouldn't want to see them on my guy though. He either wears real shoes, or he just goes barefoot. A guy looks like a total wuss to me in flip-flops, and would look twice the dork in these.
liabethMay 6, 2006
Oh wow. I just bought these in Australia. theys eem to have better colours there ( not so full on!!)this is the website for them off the packetwww.adeptgear.comI love my pair anyway
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