Napoleon should NOT be on the list. He was very insecure about his looks. Artists he commissioned were instructed to make him look better than he ever did. Check out the first painting. He only looked like Trent Reznor in his dreams.
Genghis Kahn killed more people than Hitler and Stalin put together, and that was back when there were fewer people. Also, he has 16 million little Khanlings running around today. He should've been number one or two.
I get really sick of people reading these lists and then saying "Where the hell is my mother? She is a pimp and a historical figure, buried because the one person I wanted to see on this list isn't there!" Do these people think this is like, some definitive list? It's a joke, if someone isn't on this list, maybe its because there were better jokes for other people. Quit your bitching and enjoy the article.
bat_21Dec 4, 2007
Napoleon should NOT be on the list. He was very insecure about his looks. Artists he commissioned were instructed to make him look better than he ever did. Check out the first painting. He only looked like Trent Reznor in his dreams.
fantasticflanDec 4, 2007
Also, Genghis Khan was Asian and Ramses was Egyptian, so 2 are European.
datvillain83Dec 4, 2007
Where is Alexander Hamilton? He chief authored the Federalist Papers and died in a gun duel against Aaron Burr. That's gangsta!check minute 2:50 of this video [Bill Maher] funny stuff:<a class="user" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNS8NENAFQ0">http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNS8NENAFQ0</a>
tehboredDec 4, 2007
He may have been a badass on the battlefield, but off it he was just an alcoholic nub.
tehboredDec 4, 2007
Genghis Kahn killed more people than Hitler and Stalin put together, and that was back when there were fewer people. Also, he has 16 million little Khanlings running around today. He should've been number one or two.
swanny614Dec 5, 2007
I get really sick of people reading these lists and then saying "Where the hell is my mother? She is a pimp and a historical figure, buried because the one person I wanted to see on this list isn't there!" Do these people think this is like, some definitive list? It's a joke, if someone isn't on this list, maybe its because there were better jokes for other people. Quit your bitching and enjoy the article.
ffeineandsugarDec 6, 2007
You go to Cracked to get news. Hmmmmm.... Let me guess....product of Baltimore City Public Schools, or Detroit City Public Schools?
lolo2007Mar 5, 2008
Cracked's team of diggers did a pretty good job of making positive comments on this post.Too bad they are going to digg this post down. :(<a class="user" href="http://download.paramegsoft.com/">http://download.paramegsoft.com/</a><a class="user" href="http://game.paramegsoft.com/">http://game.paramegsoft.com/</a>
nplclikejerichoApr 24, 2008
What about Henry 8?
nplclikejerichoApr 24, 2008
Ahh here it is! I just replied above but when I read it and saw no Henry I was wondering why he wasn't there. Total pimp.
al876aniAug 15, 2008
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