I don't believe in God. I'm an agnostic. Anyways..."Once a week they all get together to dance around and wiggle to the Holy Spirit. The bonds forged in this mutual humiliation are as solid as they come."- Lies lies lies. This is only for like baptists and those superchurches. All you do in Catholic church is sit down, kneel, stand up, kneel, stand up, shake hands, kneel, stand up, walk, take communion, walk, drink wine, walk, kneel, stand up. And you get to sing and chant in between all of that. No dancing. Oh, and they beg you for money and occasionally hold blasphemous fund raisers like bingo night. I thought that Jesus was against gambling. I dread every time it's my turn to take my grandmother to church. The only time when it's only somewhat worthwhile are when the Polish kids come over from Europe to work for the summer and there's something to look at for that hour.
Well with some people in the faith today, you can't be so sure. I used to receive letters in the mail from some "Christian" organization that would send you a prayer necklace that would bring you money if prayed upon, but to receive it you had to send a charitable donation so the Lord would work miracles in your life. So if this site wasn't a spoof it wouldn't of surprised me.
Closed AccountMay 23, 2008
I don't believe in God. I'm an agnostic. Anyways..."Once a week they all get together to dance around and wiggle to the Holy Spirit. The bonds forged in this mutual humiliation are as solid as they come."- Lies lies lies. This is only for like baptists and those superchurches. All you do in Catholic church is sit down, kneel, stand up, kneel, stand up, shake hands, kneel, stand up, walk, take communion, walk, drink wine, walk, kneel, stand up. And you get to sing and chant in between all of that. No dancing. Oh, and they beg you for money and occasionally hold blasphemous fund raisers like bingo night. I thought that Jesus was against gambling. I dread every time it's my turn to take my grandmother to church. The only time when it's only somewhat worthwhile are when the Polish kids come over from Europe to work for the summer and there's something to look at for that hour.
keithgplayerMay 23, 2008
This has to be a spoof site....right?
keithgplayerMay 23, 2008
Well with some people in the faith today, you can't be so sure. I used to receive letters in the mail from some "Christian" organization that would send you a prayer necklace that would bring you money if prayed upon, but to receive it you had to send a charitable donation so the Lord would work miracles in your life. So if this site wasn't a spoof it wouldn't of surprised me.
luther70May 23, 2008
If only they had mentioned the BBQs back in my CCD classes I might not of given up Catholicism for Lent.
Closed AccountMay 23, 2008Submitter
Wow! She was one step from sending you to hell! You gave me an idea with your first line. We need a Top 10 reasons to believe in Muhammad...