Top 10 Signs You're Dating A High Maintenance Girl

experienceproject.com — Gentleman, too many of us fall prey to the High Maintenance Girl. And too many of us don't see the warning signs until it is, alas, too late and we have been reduced to snivelling, weak, insecure shells of our true, pre-High Maintenance Girl days. Funny stuff. Oct 2, 2006 View in Crawl 4

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nsmike Oct 3, 2006

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"I would call 10 through 6 'Top 10 Signs you're dating a spoiled brat'"Ah, so 5=10. Got it.

briangig Oct 3, 2006

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She's socially ineptShe only hangs out with people who can offer her something and she is a social burden the rest of the time, eating into your good times and peace of mind.She needs to be in controlMost women admit that being high maintenance comes down to being in charge and running the show. They need to feel that it is their call; their way or the highway. It's up to you to show them otherwise.I would say those two are the ones that apply most...which is probably why they are #1 and #2...

stilldavid Oct 3, 2006

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er... try this:<a class="user" href="http://humour.200ok.com.au/image_proof_girls_evil.html">http://humour.200ok.com.au/image_proof_girls_evil.html</a>

b403 Oct 3, 2006

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props to drevil55.Number 10She's unfairShe asks you to drive her somewhere, and you get yelled at for being stuck in traffic. You go for a walk, and she gets peeved because it starts to rain. You stop by to surprise her with pizza, but she blasts you for not getting burgers.Number 9She's daddy's girlShe has never earned anything in her life; she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and requires the help of servants to remove it. Her idea of protection is the insurance clauses on her daddy's platinum card.Number 8Going out is like the countdown to eternityGoing out for a night on the town should be more fun than this, but you must give her a 48-hour heads up when you want to go out, since getting ready entails calling in the jaws of life, especially considering that she applies a pound of goo on her face.Number 7She has irrational demandsShe is used to drinking watered down c**ktails when she's drinking on her tab, but when Daddy Warbucks comes knocking, it's Dom Perignon time.Number 6Bills, bills, billsHer answering machine greets you with the Destiny's Child tune. You have never seen her wallet, she has never paid for a thing, and the only bills she's accustomed to are the credit card kind.Number 5She's not comfortable with herselfWe like attractive women who take care of themselves, but we also want women who can be themselves -- track pants, ponytails and all. If she needs a wall of gunk on her face to look you in the eyes, then she just might have an issue.Number 4She doesn't know the definition of sacrificeRelationships are meant to be about compromise, but she is more about selfishness. You bend and adapt to her needs, yet all she gives you are ultimatums.Number 3She's difficult to pleaseNo matter what you do or say, she will want something else. No matter how much you try to please her, you will always fall short. She has never cracked a smile and has a tendency to rain on your parade.Number 2She's socially ineptShe only hangs out with people who can offer her something and she is a social burden the rest of the time, eating into your good times and peace of mind.Number 1She needs to be in controlMost women admit that being high maintenance comes down to being in charge and running the show. They need to feel that it is their call; their way or the highway. It's up to you to show them otherwise.