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pipsquillionJul 20, 2010
three exclamation marks, thats the sign of someone you dont want to mess with, you know they're serious.
punkcatJul 21, 2010
with 2 you still have some wiggle room, but with 3 you're right, its serious.
ocelot13Jul 21, 2010
when there is 4..
may god (or whom ever you wish) have mercy on you for what is about to happen
worldofsmutJul 23, 2010
Wow. Three of you commenting on punctuation and not a single capital letter from any of you.
What? Is the Shift key too much effort these days?
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
My town has a huge pet dropping problem.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
English. Do you speak it, motherf**ker?
pantone109Jul 21, 2010
que?
sergeantawesomeJul 21, 2010
English, motherf**ker! Do you speak it?
pooooniesJul 21, 2010
My mum does this s**t all the time! How can you f**k THAT quote up? It's not even long.
donnyspechtJul 21, 2010
When I read Hrodrik's attempt at the quote I was thinking "Where have I heard that before?".
When I read SeargeantAwesome's quote Samuel L. Jackson's voice took over my mind for 6 words.
originalmadmattJul 21, 2010
oh and then he gave your mind back?
brainrazerJul 21, 2010
This was discovered outside of Syntaxgs's house
h3110Jul 21, 2010
But Syntaxgs is usually too happy to write such angry messages
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
Even Syntaxgs isn't above the lawn.
salculdJul 21, 2010
Is that a threat?
alextsnetJul 21, 2010
LLLLLLL!!!
demdudeJul 21, 2010
Lacks unnecessary punctuation.
bryceman111Jul 21, 2010
lack,,,, uni Sarry punchh Tation......... =-p
glbernsJul 21, 2010
ALL YOUR LOWN ARE BELONG TO US.
syloxJul 21, 2010
dug for awesomness.
grumpyrainJul 21, 2010
I, for one, welcome our new pet dropping overlords.
trythinking1stJul 21, 2010
darn @glberns, you beat me to this, except...
ALL YOUR LAWN ARE BELONG TO US.
burlesonguyJul 21, 2010
I so was about to type this! Lol
therealsirnateJul 22, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
cryophantomJul 21, 2010
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
Don't mess with the long arm of the lawn.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
I shot the sheriff.
mizaroneJul 21, 2010
But you didn't shoot the shrubbery.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
I guess you could say I wanted to...
*puts on sunglasses*
leaf it alone.
black27696Jul 21, 2010
It looks like someone...
*sunglasses*
Mowed him down.
jonleibowitzJul 21, 2010
I fought the lawn and the lawn mown.
Fixed.
cptbuckJul 21, 2010
It makes sense if you read it in a Borat voice.
0260Jul 21, 2010
They can barely spell and they can afford living in a house? s**tt...
antoniukJul 21, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
jabbrwockeyJul 21, 2010
As opposed to NOT living in a house.
How many people live under houses? Try this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension_for_special_needs
pantone109Jul 21, 2010
in LA no less - something tells me they have about 32 roommates.
pablocblancoJul 21, 2010
Who puts up a preventative sign when you can just backtrace the original offenders and report them to the cyberpolice?
khastJul 21, 2010
I liked what my friend did better. He made a sign, quoting the municipal codes for trash, and pets, made the sign look official. He noticed that people actually read the signs when they look official, as he didn't have any further problems with the neighborhood pet waste in his yard. (It also helped that one of the vehicles in the neighborhood looked like a police car.)
grabateJul 21, 2010
I'd love see them show the authorities the "evidence".
nbressetteJul 21, 2010
Step 1 - Print out sign with bad grammar
Step 2 - Hang from tree and take a picture
Step 3 - ????
Step 4 - Make sweet love to mrbabyman
wait what??
rscan70Jul 21, 2010
I generally try to avoid hanging from trees.
bigtime2Jul 21, 2010
You know you can sell pictures like these to mrbabyman?
jabbrwockeyJul 21, 2010
That's some weird profit.
qianedJul 21, 2010
what what?
rscan70Jul 21, 2010
So if my dog s**ts on your lawn and I just walk away, you promise to pick it up and hand deliver it to the police?
cristinamkJul 21, 2010
I would take my dog to s**t on his lawn just to see that.
And i will gladly accept the consequences.
heasbyJul 21, 2010
The long arm of the LAWN.
jesushimselfJul 21, 2010
Syntaxgs has excaped....
tenderloveponyJul 21, 2010
Is this syntags' lown?
theycallmemrpigJul 21, 2010
STAY OFF MY LOWN!!!!
spritomJul 21, 2010
Anybody have a sudden desire to leave a little evidence for them?
guitarherodennJul 21, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6cyDsuNx_U
cookskeesJul 21, 2010
How did something this stupid make it to FP?
OrangeJudasJul 21, 2010
The consequences will never be the same, we can't close the doors we opened.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
kevenmJul 21, 2010
GET OFF MY LOWN!
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
So ronrey
thizzlebotJul 21, 2010
Glad this was on the front page
/s
stap1egunJul 21, 2010
This person needs to buy a stapler or some nails.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
tokeliJul 21, 2010
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAWN.
po43292Jul 21, 2010
Oblivion?
krinkovJul 21, 2010
so out there somewhere, someone with bad grammar is saving strangers dog poop to turn over to the police as evidence.
awesome.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
Engrish
here is a better one
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/15/engrish-the-frounds-of-jam/
ninjacorgiJul 21, 2010
I AM THE LAWN!
bigtime2Jul 21, 2010
Then who was phone???
msstarJul 21, 2010
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
Judge Dredd has switched careers to become Gardener Dredd.
screwedcorkJul 21, 2010
LOWN: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/375/
orright, give him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
neelshivJul 21, 2010
p.s. i'll find my frog.
doctechnicalJul 21, 2010
Next week on Lawn Order: Criminal Intent...
dogoidJul 21, 2010
F**K THE LAWN
clshortfuseJul 21, 2010
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
itwasonlyajokeJul 21, 2010
AND WE'LL CALL THE CYBER PUH-LICE.
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
ptoomeyJul 21, 2010
You filthy cork suckers. Stop throwing your farking trash on my farking lown or I'll break offa your dork and shove it up your ice hole!
manwithanameJul 21, 2010
YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO LAWN POLICE
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
blackjackjesterJul 21, 2010
Then they will visual basic your IP's to get your phone numbers.
p1zzamanJul 21, 2010
I am surprised they spelled Authority and Evidence correctly.
assassyn360Jul 21, 2010
I read DARPA working on spell check technology for the brain.
enantiodromiaJul 21, 2010
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAn_dHMnbs&feature=player_embedded
^--- so win
barugaaraJul 21, 2010
And yet they somehow knew how to use the underline feature of Microsoft Word.
dougm68Jul 21, 2010
YOU DAWGS ARNT ABOVE THE LAWN!!!
dmarsh88Jul 21, 2010
At least the spelling is right :) (throwaway is correct, though this spelling reflects a noun instead of the actually verb...)
blackalphaJul 21, 2010
THIS IS LAWN
racoonslurpeeJul 21, 2010
I FOUGHT THE LAWN AND THE LAWN WON!
tjourneyJul 21, 2010
I'm amazed that this isn't in Comic Sans.
wicket146Jul 21, 2010
I'm not from here! I have my own customs!
eviljazeJul 21, 2010
How the heck did they misspell "lawn" but spell "evidence" correctly?