"I propose a conundrum to ya; a riddle if you will. What's the difference between your mom and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't quite remember how it goes, but your mother's a whore. HARHARHAR!"- Sean Connery, SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy
spleen22Jan 8, 2008
Ducks are just inherently funny but this website takes it that step further into genius.
tas08Jan 8, 2008
Canard-shaped lettuce has long been one of my favorite collectibles.
Closed AccountJan 8, 2008
meme alert!
blackmage439Jan 8, 2008
"I propose a conundrum to ya; a riddle if you will. What's the difference between your mom and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't quite remember how it goes, but your mother's a whore. HARHARHAR!"- Sean Connery, SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy
riverstyxJan 8, 2008
I smell a new internet fad around the corner. Funny site though, I'll go along with it :)
10lbhammerJan 8, 2008
deskflyer, I'm sorry no one else got your joke. I haven't read that one since I was a kid...
abudiwaFeb 6, 2008
now why couldn't the peanut look like a dick.
jumphongMay 20, 2008
really like duck. i like duck...cooked.