worldnetdaily.com — Since Obama has been president, there's been a distinct lack of any comedian brave enough to directly mock The One. Wanda Sykes was no exception at the White House correspondents' dinner as the headliner comedian. Well, Doug came up with his own quips that he would like to hear. I dare the White House to invite Doug Powers to be the MC next year!
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kclorelei39May 11, 2009
FTA: "If you're wondering why the president is in a good mood, it's because he's glad to be finished with his annual physical. During his colonoscopy doctors removed two benign polyps and the White House Press Corps." LOL
johnny2kMay 11, 2009Submitter
FTA: It's not that there's a lack of material on Obama, but rather a lack of will to use it. "Never bite the hand that may someday control your industry" and all that. /ftaI caught that one! LOL!
jamegummMay 11, 2009
I enjoyed that one the most. I would've paid money to see these told to Obama.
Closed AccountMay 11, 2009
Funny stuff, and mostly painfully true. "They don't let George and Barack in the same room anymore because the last time they did, Joe Biden got tangled up in the puppet strings."Now watch the armies of shovel-ready zombies burying this thread.