let's examine the word "Santa", shall we? Let's see, what have we got here? We've got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm.. Who could be causing all those laps to bounce up and down curiously? Who would help grown men peel the focus from the baby Jesus on his birthday? Who could it be, I just don't know. Could it be.. SATAN!!
Why people would do that?I never believed in Santa as I'm Jewish and we don't celebrate Christmas (lol I remember arguing with my friends in elementary school, telling them that Santa isn't real and them telling me that he's real and they saw him flying xD . Later my parents told me not to do it because it could hurt my friends...)But I still always liked the idea of Christmas and the concept of Santa Claus. The whole "happiness" feel in the air, and all that. So why would people try to ruin that and take Santa away from little kids?
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.....A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.....
progheadAug 20, 2007
he called it "something-d-o-o-" economics. Anyone? "Voodoo economics."FBDO FTW
liljimmynordinAug 20, 2007
It's okay for parents to lie to their kids because their kids lie to them? Yep, that's good parenting. That'll teach them to trust you.
worksmartAug 20, 2007
let's examine the word "Santa", shall we? Let's see, what have we got here? We've got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm.. Who could be causing all those laps to bounce up and down curiously? Who would help grown men peel the focus from the baby Jesus on his birthday? Who could it be, I just don't know. Could it be.. SATAN!!
vigiloAug 20, 2007
NO MORE PICS!! AT THE TOP OF DIGG PLS!!! god there has to be something more to digg man for a friggin month all digg is is a pic site jesus!!
urik88Aug 21, 2007
Why people would do that?I never believed in Santa as I'm Jewish and we don't celebrate Christmas (lol I remember arguing with my friends in elementary school, telling them that Santa isn't real and them telling me that he's real and they saw him flying xD . Later my parents told me not to do it because it could hurt my friends...)But I still always liked the idea of Christmas and the concept of Santa Claus. The whole "happiness" feel in the air, and all that. So why would people try to ruin that and take Santa away from little kids?
thespudmallAug 22, 2007
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.....A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.....
theguesser10Dec 27, 2008
Santa exists. He's just governed by the laws of quantum mechanics as you stated. So when you look for him he disappears.
misobellyOct 11, 2010
I looove Santa Claus folks.
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