metro.co.uk— A big-eared bank raider nicknamed Shrek is behind bars today after being warned he is 'too ugly' to commit crime.
Nov 18, 2009View in Crawl 4
people are only digging you down cos they known it's true (I'm from Manchester originally, and boy are there some ugly folks from there......I'm lookin at you , Shaun Ryder....)
spynsaNov 19, 2009
At least he's gonna be safe in the showers
kettekNov 19, 2009
I would just say he "looks British."
ikorkyiNov 19, 2009
i watched Constantine last night, I've got to say that Peter Stormare is one of the best Satan's out there.
databeastNov 19, 2009
people are only digging you down cos they known it's true (I'm from Manchester originally, and boy are there some ugly folks from there......I'm lookin at you , Shaun Ryder....)
nairebisNov 19, 2009
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
socialistmanNov 20, 2009
Now that is funny!!!! How could he possibly think he was going to get away with any type of crime with ears like those.